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Masque wrote:
cagey, I know where you live

Care to share your address, you know how old I am, where I live .I must be an easy target, so lets see if you have the balls or is it all keyboard hero.
Me I would like a gentle end to this but you have said very unpleasant and untruthfull things about me and I can't ignore them, please by pm if necessary apologise
Thanks
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cagey wrote:
I can't name the 2 people who were near my accident nor do I blame them, Where has this myth developed,



As I quoted above...myth comes from your first post.


cagey wrote:
perhaps if a fine system were introduced dependant on ability then perhaps people like me wouldn't be back in the UK 6 weeks early nursing an injury because of a prat on a hard red snowploughing on a blind corner.




hope that helps
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Filthyphil30k, I'm flailing here . . . Zero is squidgy in all the nice places?
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cagey, Itemise an untruth sweetcheeks Laughing
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Masque wrote:
Filthyphil30k, I'm flailing here . . . Zero is squidgy in all the nice places?



would certainly appear that way from pictures she has posted
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Thornyhill, you have pictures Shocked
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Thornyhill, Thank you.

Thought I had turned gay.
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Masque wrote:
Sweetheart, you have either led a life of extraordinary shelter though grammatically lax or you are taking the pіss.


You know what, Masque, reading all those rambling BZK posts was worth it for this gem. I salute you.
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I would like to concur with OP there are some hard red pistes in La Plange that is why I stay off them. Thornyhill, is just a big early hours teaze and is best after 0100
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perhaps people like me wouldn't be back in the UK 6 weeks early nursing an injury because of a prat on a hard red snowploughing on a blind corner.

cagey, maybe you could explain how a "snowploughing prat" has put you back in the UK nursing an injury? And what the blind corner had to do with it, given that anybody with decent skills and control goes slowly round a blind corner.
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[quote="Masque"]cagey, Itemise an untruth sweetcheeks Laughing[/quo
The threat is there. You have said disgraceful and untruthfull things about me and then threatened me with you know where I live, as do my wife and children and grandchildren.
This has gone far enough, apologise and back off or I will use every legal means available to stifle you.
View this how you will, some day we will meet
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cagey,
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I couldn't positively identify people, just recognized them from their vague way of posting


If you will pardon the observation, this doesn't seem like a very categorical method of cross referencing someone's identity rolling eyes Esp. not around here where all sorts high jinks arise in terms of people's percieved ability, over-egged enthusiasm, and the odd pure and honest wind-up.

Neither should anyone with any common sense take anyone's advice without checking on the 'pedigree' of the person giving it. I have to watch what I say as some people perceive a high post count as witness to my possible ski experience - nothing could be further from the truth, but in all things it has to be caveat emptor. When all is said and done this is the internet - a public forum, the media is rife with stories where people claim to be who they are not, SH's is just another public forum and people must accept the fact that the same can happen here.

In reality, because of fairly the close knit community that regularly post and the bashes, (although there are loads on here who have still not met the folks we talk to online), many SH's do indeed know each other. On the whole this is good for the advice that is freely handed out, as, generally ,it is fairly well policed and poor advice given by numpties is generally spotted and jumped upon. It is also worth remembering that it is perfectly possible to be able to study and advise someone on the theory of doing something without necessarily being able to do it yourself.

FWIW I am sure you won't be alone in finding skiers out of their depth on slope that is too much for them this season. We are all supposed to be able to stop in the distance that we can see is clear when we are driving, it wouldn't hurt all skiers to apply the same theory IMV.

N.B. Apologies for the appalling grammar in the above, but it's getting late
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cagey, Any target there is has been painted by yourself. It's not difficult or ætherial to find you. Any "unpleasant" words are your subjective interpretation as you have applied to others in your OP . . . any "untruthfull" comments are down to you to delineate . . .

Is it 'coz I callz youz a tw@T for being a dangerous skier? ... Sorry sugarbutt ... You own that

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Megamum, appalling grammar aside, you do, as ever, talk a great deal of sense. Big problem is he doesn't seem to be listening
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Masque
COWARD, COWARD.
Still no address,
You threaten me but dont have the balls to stand like a man,
If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you
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Masque wrote:
cagey, ætherial



cagey, sorry mate....give up now.....
Laughing
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cagey wrote:
This has gone far enough, apologise and back off or I will use every legal means available to stifle you.
View this how you will, some day we will meet


Not a problem sugarbuns, I'll be at the EOSB . . . though I doubt I'll
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apologise
for you being a dick. I do applaud your use of "stifle" . . . It's good to keep language alive . . . no matter how defunct the mind using it.

Just a hint, I'm slow to anger these days . . . very slow . . . slower than a slow thing . . . gets interesting when we get to the bottom Very Happy
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cagey wrote:
Masque
COWARD, COWARD.
Still no address,
You threaten me but dont have the balls to stand like a man,
If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you


QED Twisted Evil
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I realise everyone is on my case, but they have got it wrong, I posted badly and was really misunderstood but the core of my argument holds good. Please the comments re advice and the details of my accident are TOTALLY unconnected
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cagey wrote:
Masque
COWARD, COWARD.
Still no address,
You threaten me but dont have the balls to stand like a man,
If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you

Masque, time to check the spare?
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cagey wrote:
I realise everyone is on my case, but they have got it wrong, I posted badly and was really misunderstood but the core of my argument holds good. Please the comments re advice and the details of my accident are TOTALLY unconnected



You keep ignoring the bits where I quote you directly contradicting yourself - any reason for that?
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cagey, Nobody is on your case . . . you've been a dick . . . and done everything to support that . . . accept that and grow or just feck off.

It's always been in your hands
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Zero-G wrote:

Masque, time to check the spare?


I've just discovered you have norks . . . I need time to assimilate that Confused
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cagey wrote:
I realise everyone is on my case, but they have got it wrong, I posted badly and was really misunderstood but the core of my argument holds good. Please the comments re advice and the details of my accident are TOTALLY unconnected


Hiya Cagey....

sorry, but I do think that a full blow by blow description of your accident might put an end to ill informed discussion in this thread. Nobody seems to know the full story. Enlighten us maybe?
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cagey wrote:
Masque
COWARD, COWARD.
Still no address,
You threaten me but dont have the balls to stand like a man,
If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you


You need to do something with that middle line. That's the worst poem I've ever read and I know William McGonagall.
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cagey wrote:
Masque
COWARD, COWARD.
Still no address,
You threaten me but dont have the balls to stand like a man,
If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you


You need to do something with that middle line. That's the worst poem I've ever read and I know William McGonagall.




Laughing
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Masque wrote:
Zero-G wrote:

Masque, time to check the spare?


I've just discovered you have norks . . . I need time to assimilate that Confused



Did you think she was skinny or did you think she was he?
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Masque
A time and a place put it in your diary.
Feck off you will wish I had,
all I asked for was civility and you took the wee wee
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Masque wrote:
Zero-G wrote:

Masque, time to check the spare?


I've just discovered you have norks . . . I need time to assimilate that Confused

Shocked Laughing
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swiftoid, Laughing
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swiftoid, It doesn't scan, has no pentameter, no rhyme and less punctuation . . . couldn't find his sphincter with his finger rolling eyes
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cagey wrote:
Masque
A time and a place put it in your diary.
Feck off you will wish I had,
all I asked for was civility and you took the wee wee


Hey Yoda - word order your fecked up all is
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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cagey wrote:
I can't name the 2 people who were near my accident nor do I blame them, Where has this myth developed,



As I quoted above...myth comes from your first post.


cagey wrote:
perhaps if a fine system were introduced dependant on ability then perhaps people like me wouldn't be back in the UK 6 weeks early nursing an injury because of a prat on a hard red snowploughing on a blind corner.




So what is the core of your argument?
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cagey, just so you'z know . . . I'm allowed and licensed to carry guns rolling eyes However I will be going to the EOSB (unless called elsewhere) and there will be a beer on the bar for you unless you wish to continue being a prick?


edit: Zero-G, yes, I seem to have missed certain protuberances . . . forgive me . . . and now I just feel dirty . . . and old . . . and inadequate Sad
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So the OP went round a corner saw a couple of people snowploughing, tried to pass and caught a tip in a catch fence.

If they were ploughing, I'd infer this wasn't a steep section and if it was narrow and had a catch fence then it was probably basically a road.

OP thought that some of the advice on here was suspect.


How to spot duff advice on the internet...


It's on the internet.

JONG!
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Masque wrote:
swiftoid, It doesn't scan, has no pentameter, no rhyme and less punctuation . . . couldn't find his sphincter with his finger rolling eyes


I'd never claim to be a poet myself but given the competition (and genepi) I thought I might give it a go:



Is it possible we've been misled
By some utter nonsense cagey said
Now out of action
Back home in traction
Because he couldn't ski that red?


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Masque wrote:
cagey, just so you'z know . . . I'm allowed and licensed to carry guns rolling eyes However I will be going to the EoSB (unless called elsewhere) and there will be a beer on the bar for you unless you wish to continue being a prick?

Unless we learn from our mistakes we will forever be cursed to repeat them . . . that doesn't mean we can't. wink


Thanks for the second threat, pretty sure that is notifiable, getting closer by the minute, all you need to do is publicly apologise or I will grind your balls, you are a cyber bully and I will enjoy Be Nice please! with you.
Give me your address and we can discuss this face to pudenda.
welcome to a nightmare
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http://youtube.com/v/mmLRTVYgEq4&feature=player_detailpage


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cagey, Ah . . . nice to see the linguistic algorithms fulfill their projections. One of the remarkable consistencies in human activity is not colour nor culture but use of language to express emotion . . . see you at the EOSB . . . assuming you can actually ski well enough to keep up with a boarder rolling eyes

nice use of "pudenda' BTW . . . PS. empty threats are fun to play with . . . just sayin' like

Your paranoia is not my problem . . . unless you wish to make it such Toofy Grin


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cagey wrote:


Thanks for the second threat, pretty sure that is notifiable, getting closer by the minute, all you need to do is publicly apologise or I will grind your balls, you are a cyber bully and I will enjoy with you.
Give me your address and we can discuss this face to pudenda.
welcome to a nightmare


You going to nip round his house and teach him a lesson? ROTFLMAO.



p.s. - You seem to have missed the question again....What is the core of your argument?
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