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Things you dread in a shared chalet

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Chalet holidays are great. Always have a good crack; skiing, booze and laughter all round.

There can somtimes be a couple of boring middle England types who keep themselves to themselves, but sod 'em; their loss.
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gryphea wrote:
stoatsbrother,

Barney makes me want to vomit. Barney at breakfast is even worse. I would have punched the parents , and I've never done that before.


Excuse gratuitous name-dropping here. It is fundamental to the narrative.

A few years ago, a friend and I were having a spot of food at a diner in New York. I noticed that Mike Myers was sitting at the next table and we got chatting to him. He was very cool and approachable and was stoked to chat to a couple of idiots from the UK. Anyway, as we chatted, I saw a fellow at the table on the other side looking almightily put out. After a bit of earwigging, I established that he was, in fact, the guy INSIDE the Barney suit and was jealous that he never got any fan attention.

What a tool.
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Axsman wrote:
Hmm, well holidaying en famille probably rules out some extreme behaviour, (but may swap in the dreaded 'other people kids' syndrome Very Happy ), but when the Lads 'n I do our annual trip we would fall into the 'middle class professional' pigeon hole, and trust me, you wouldn't want us in your chalet* Shocked


That's why we book chalets via family-specific TOs. And I guess that's why you don't book with Ski Esprit. I doubt you'd want to be Karaokiing to a chalet full of kids. Smile

In such chalets, extreme apres ski consitutes going to bed after 10pm in my experience. Except the odd time when the Charades gets a bit competitive, and we might make it past midnight. Smile
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The Flying Snowplough wrote:


..... I doubt you'd want to be Karaokiing to a chalet full of kids. Smile

....


You're er, kidding! They'd be our best audience Laughing

Now taking bookings for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs ..... Madeye-Smiley
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Axsman wrote:
Now taking bookings for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs ..... Madeye-Smiley


If only I'd known. The last two years we've been away for Younger Miss Slowplough's birthday. We could have supplemented the Ski Esprit birthday cake with you lot singing. Smile

Sadly, next year our timing are out of kilter with b'days, so we won't be needing you. Smile
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Trust my I try (that is a mis-spelling right)
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Gosh, you go away for a few days and find the thread still boiling along - hilarious.

Mosha Marc, I must be Middle Scotland then. Laughing IMO just have had enough of being nice to people I barely know at work for a living and would like to go away and enjoy the company of people I want to be with. Going on holiday to meet folks has never really been on my agenda for any vacation.
That's why a chalet would be guff as it puts one in that situation. It really peeved me one holiday that a family at the next table in the hotel insisted in including us in their conversatoins - and they more than went out of their way to do so. TBH they were not offensive, or particularly nasty or anything like that, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH THEM. Dur? Puzzled Evil or Very Mad
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Well it looks like I am going to a 'club hotel' next season. I'm told this is somewhere between a chalet and a hotel. So the upsides are a bit of privacy and a decent sized ensuite room (with a bath, what luxury!) and tea and cakes waiting when I get back in from the slopes. The downsides are a hotel full of noisy Brits, possibly children and staff that probably don't care anywhere near as much as in family-run hotels. But I shall reserve judgment until the time comes.
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I've never stayed in a chalet that my party hasn't filled, but meeting people in ski lessons and at dinner in a chalet-hotel I find enjoyable. Same goes for flotilla sailing holidays.
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Righty-ho, we're off at an ungodly hour of the morning on the way to a chalet in Mottaret. I've got my guitar, jesters hat, karaoke machine, big fat cigars and porno mags. I will make sure that I double dip, hog the cakes and fart all over the show while wandering around in my base layers and boxer shorts scratching myself and leering at anything female under 50. I'll also chuck any Barny dvd's out into the snow and do s0d all to help at breakfast on the Chalet Doris' day off.

Have I missed anything?
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Dr John, Whatever else you do, do not forget to help yourself to food and beverage from the fridge, especially on Chalet Doris' day off. Also, don't forget that it is only the hired helps day off, not the chalets, so don't forget to cook yourself up something special, using all the utensils, and then leave them in the sink for Doris' return to work the next morning.
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MarjMJ wrote:
Going on holiday to meet folks has never really been on my agenda for any vacation...That's why a chalet would be guff as it puts one in that situation.


Although I really like the chalet concept for family skiing holidays, I can certainly appreciate this view. For years, before we had kids we would by and large not interact with fellow holiday maker, other than in ski lessons. On summer holidays in France, we would literally run a mile to avoid sunburnt fellow Brits who communicated by means of shouting slowly in English. (Not that we ever purposefully went to such an area!)

Holidaying with kids changes the dynamics somewhat, and finding them some in-house playmates is worth the risk of sharing the chalet with potential bunny boilers or other anti-socials, as risk that it has to be said has never come close to being realised.

Each to their own, I guess. If you like what you do then it's "right". Luckily, skiing isn't a zero sum game, and with a bit of luck, we can all get something close to what we want.
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The Voice of Reason, good man.

*licks pencil* steal spare food and drink, check. Use all the cutlery and crockery, check. I'll also be sure to leave ruddy great dirty finger prints all over the cheese and leave the milk out to curdle.
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Well it looks like I am going to a 'club hotel' next season. I'm told this is somewhere between a chalet and a hotel.

queen bodecia Sorry to disapoint you but my experience of a club hotel is that it is merely a big chalet and nothing like a hotel. The biggest difference between a chalet and a hotel IMHO is that in a hotel you get to choose what time you go to dinner. In a chalet you eat when you're told. But there are probably other differences (it is definitely not merely the presence of an en-suite bathroom - I need that wherever I stay!).

I've only stayed in a couple of "club hotels" so obviously can't speak for them all but I now definitely avoid them given those limited experiences.
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Same goes for flotilla sailing holidays.

Great fun guessing, on the first get-together BBQ evening, who will be what kind of sailor. the one who has his wife and kids perpetually holy-stoning the decks and coiling all the ends of halyards into little snaily things. And the one who never knows which way the wind is coming from, can't sail up it, and hoists his main halyard, with nothing hanging on it, right up to the masthead on the first afternoon. Or the lovebirds who do their own thing, have a half hour sail then anchor in some secluded cove and rock and roll for a few hours. Or the one who brings out a sextant to get from one Croatian island to the next, because he's got to get some practice in for his Yachtmaster Ocean. Flotilla holidays are probably, like catered chalets, a very British institution. I've only done one, in Croatia, and it was extremely enjoyable.
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Tiger2, thanks. To be honest I'm not sure about it myself but it's reasonably priced, has two single rooms and is in a great resort. Like I said I shall reserve judgment.
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Ooooh, I'd forgotten dropping a jar of mayonaise, so it smashes around the top, picking it back up and putting it back in the fridge with bits of broken glass in it. We never really got to the bottom of that one, but the lads coming home drunk from the pub and thinking that a bit of potato salad with leftovers might be a good idea had a crunchy midnight feast Smile The jagged edge at the top should have been a giveaway, but they were hungry and a bit drunk...
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I'm intrigued that it is possible to get 8 people on half/chalet board with flights and transfers from the uk for £1000 at half term or even outwith holidays, Paulio, please share.
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Ghost Dog, I don't think he ever said that..... Puzzled
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"Ghost Dog, I generally pay only about £1000 for 8 people at half term, and that's without having to share with a load of dodgy strangers. You should demand your money back! "

In response to my comment that £3-4k for a family of four at half term was hardly cheap. You're right I didn't specify that I was from the UK and would need transport and food, but the bulk of Snowheads are in that boat and the concept of a "Chalet" holiday on these boiards is well understood (I thought). Half term is easily £1000 a head if kids are in their own rooms and you want to go anyuwhere decent. And 0I would love to be proved wrong (headline brochiure prices please, not last minute).
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Ghost Dog wrote:
"Ghost Dog, I generally pay only about £1000 for 8 people at half term, and that's without having to share with a load of dodgy strangers. You should demand your money back! "

In response to my comment that £3-4k for a family of four at half term was hardly cheap. You're right I didn't specify that I was from the UK and would need transport and food, but the bulk of Snowheads are in that boat and the concept of a "Chalet" holiday on these boiards is well understood (I thought). Half term is easily £1000 a head if kids are in their own rooms and you want to go anyuwhere decent. And 0I would love to be proved wrong (headline brochiure prices please, not last minute).


OK. Looking at next year, Crystal brochure, St Anton. Chalet Illona £895 pp in twin rooms. Not huge amount under £1000, and the other chalets in St Anton are more expensive, but it is under, and it took me two minutes to find.

Kitzbuhel - Chalet Karlberger, same price.

Any other time except New year is much cheaper (including both Christmas and Easter for those stuck with School holidays).

But there certainly isn't much. I couldn't (on a quick search of that one brochure) find any chalet in Switzerland or France for under £1000 per head at half term.

I must say, I would hate to be in your position, of being limited to Half term, since at brochure prices you pay at least 75% more than any other high season week, for the most crowded week Sad

And with four of you, I'm not sure I'd want to risk late booking for a chalet in that week either.
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alex_heney wrote:
OK. Looking at next year, Crystal brochure, St Anton. Chalet Illona £895 pp in twin rooms.

Not exactly on-topic, but we stayed here Christmas 2004 and 2005. We had 2 good trips, and the chalet hosts did very well with the cooking.
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I find that putting a crack pipe on the table and saying that I find it relaxes me after my attempts at skiing helps to break the ice. Also asking if they have any younger sisters or pets cuts to the chase.
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Tiger2 wrote:
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Well it looks like I am going to a 'club hotel' next season. I'm told this is somewhere between a chalet and a hotel.

queen bodecia Sorry to disapoint you but my experience of a club hotel is that it is merely a big chalet and nothing like a hotel. The biggest difference between a chalet and a hotel IMHO is that in a hotel you get to choose what time you go to dinner. In a chalet you eat when you're told. But there are probably other differences (it is definitely not merely the presence of an en-suite bathroom - I need that wherever I stay!).

I've only stayed in a couple of "club hotels" so obviously can't speak for them all but I now definitely avoid them given those limited experiences.


Ding ding - Chalet Hotel = former small hotel now being run in shoddy chalet style with added disadvantage that they may be licensed premises so forbid you from drinking your own booze in order to buy at bar.
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Also asking if they have any younger sisters or [b]pets[/] cuts to the chase


I know you live in Wales but......
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pam w wrote:
Ghost Dog, I don't think he ever said that..... Puzzled


Maybe I implied something I didn't mean to.

What I meant is that you can sleep 8 people at HT for a grand all in (i.e. £125pp accomodation only). I didn't intend to imply that this includes flights and transfers, although I normally budget flights+transfers+accomodation at no more than £400pp. I shoot for a total spend (i.e. inclusive of lift passes, gear hire, and eating/drinking) of under a grand - say £850pp.

I can't find you a 'brochure' price for this, since it's all DIY.
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Alex Heney, I did say £3-4k in my original post. I normally manage about £2500 at New Year, never actually go away at half term as kids only get 2 days off. I go at Easter instead.

Paulio, that seems cheap. As AH says, TO price is £850 plus, on top of that is ski hire, lift passes, & lunch.

Where do you stay for £125 a wek, I usually stay in Mayrhofen and pay abot £40 a night B & B when I'm DIY-ing?
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Have done both La Thuile IT and Valmeinier FR at that sort of price.

LT was £326pp for flights, car hire and accomodation (so gear and lift pass on top of that).
V was even cheaper at £519pp for flights, car hire, accomodation, lift pass and gear hire.
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I'm going to La Rosiere next week - in a shared chalet of random strangers (well, five are also friends, but probably count as random and strange ...)

La Rosiere and shared chalets - TWO SnowHead Behemoths in one!!!

I've been on about 7 'random' chalet experiences and always seem to meet some interesting, funny, people - many you wouldn't want as lifelong mates, but add an extra, good, dimension to a week on the slopes. Definitely preferable to DIY rabbit hutches or hotels in my book.

Let's hope this one's as good...
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anarchicsaltire wrote:
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Also asking if they have any younger sisters or [b]pets[/] cuts to the chase


I know you live in Wales but......


Old quote from 'The Young Ones' Laughing
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SkiBod, good to hear from you again! Is this your first post in a while?
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Grumpy staff.

The annoying turd who has to be right about everything and appears to be impervious to logic. Yet this person somehow wants to be your new best mate. You play musical chairs at dinner to avoid him. You will ski over a cliff edge not to have to ski with him.
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laundryman, Thanks! Yes - the excitement of imminent snow has lured me back!

Glad to see many of the old characters and debates still going strong - less of the old, already wink
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The Voice of Reason - I just saw your posts above. Can't stop laughing. Totally brilliant. I think I'm going to print them out, and stick them on my office wall - something to cheer me up during those long snowless summer months Happy

Never done a chalet share. Probably never will cos I'd end up being described in this thread in someone's elses 'Well, we did a chalet share one year, and never again. There was this guy there ...' Tossers (would that be ironic?) Happy
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