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Frosty, Mosha Marc, I cant and wont take the credit......Carled drew those up for me about a week ago. The man is a weather god. I only had to sacrifice one little chicken, some frog spawn, a hairy newt and my son's left ear and it has snowed for me today.
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ickabodblue, Madesimo looks good for a dump of snow mid-week next week as well

Hurtle, well if the big dump comes off mid-week next week then you should be set fair for your week. Good chance of some clear skies, slightly warmer (but not disastrous) temperatures and maybe the odd dump-ling (slightly bigger than a dump-let) here and there sporadically. Need another week of watching to be more accurate though.

Fruity, glad to see the snow arrived in KG - very happy for you. Have a snowHead in celebration. Did you get permission to reproduce the author's wiggly graffiti on that chart, by the way...? wink

cathy, yep. Looks promising alright. Trouble is it's a bit of a knife-edge north/south issue as the front is oriented in that direction. It only takes a shift of a couple of hundred km (in meteorological terms, not much) either way to move that precipitation a long way elsewhere... watch and wait, but certainly better than looking at nothing and hoping for something to arrive, eh?

timaaah, get bent. Or get a sense of humour.
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Because your non-sensical little rant was meant to be humorous? Laughing Grow up carled.
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Timmaah wrote:
Because your non-sensical little rant was meant to be humorous? Laughing Grow up carled.


Which particular nonsensical rant are you referring to...? I have so many it's hard to keep track. Let me know and I'll get back to you on that.
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Timmaah, this one?
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No. You're wrong. Now stop being so damn negative. It's been alternatingly warm and wet for the last month or so and now, just on the verge of it turning cold and snowy again, you're fretting about whether it's going to be "only a few cm". Tell you what, I'll take "only a few cm" over warm and wet weather any day. You're a real "glass is half empty" kind of guy, aren't you?

It's going to snow a decent amount in most places of the alps starting Monday evening/Tuesday morning with some places getting a whole lotta snow and some places only getting a dusting. Hey, that's life.

Oh and, guess what? Yeah, Snow-Forecast don't know how much is gonna fall either. Isn't it exciting?


Hmm. Nope, not meant to be humourous (uk spelling, please take note...) at all, more abusive and sarcastic to be honest. If you're struggling with any of the long words, let me know and I'll help out, yeah?
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carled wrote:

Fruity, glad to see the snow arrived in KG - very happy for you. Have a snowHead in celebration. Did you get permission to reproduce the author's wiggly graffiti on that chart, by the way...? wink


used the quote facility sweetheart........ snowHead wink
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Fruity wrote:
carled wrote:

Fruity, glad to see the snow arrived in KG - very happy for you. Have a snowHead in celebration. Did you get permission to reproduce the author's wiggly graffiti on that chart, by the way...? wink


used the quote facility sweetheart........ snowHead wink


You seem cute enough. I'll re-holster the trout for now.
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carled wrote:
and maybe the odd dump-ling (slightly bigger than a dump-let) here and there sporadically.


Laughing Laughing great term. I assume copyrighted to Mr c Toofy Grin
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carled wrote:
You seem cute enough. I'll re-holster the trout for now.



dont you go waving big fish at me young man wink wink wink wink Leicester eh? You should know better than to bait a Nottingham lass.
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Fruity wrote:
carled wrote:
You seem cute enough. I'll re-holster the trout for now.



dont you go waving big fish at me young man wink wink wink wink Leicester eh? You should know better than to bait a Nottingham lass.


Nottingham Lass...? Shocked







(quietly slips trout back out whilst no-one is looking...)
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Toofy Grin *gets deep fat fryer out of cupboard and plugs in*
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Fruity wrote:
Toofy Grin *gets deep fat fryer out of cupboard and plugs in*


You can take the girl out of Nottingham...

Deep-fry a trout? Philestine... rolling eyes
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carled wrote:
cathy, yep. Looks promising alright. Trouble is it's a bit of a knife-edge north/south issue as the front is oriented in that direction. It only takes a shift of a couple of hundred km (in meteorological terms, not much) either way to move that precipitation a long way elsewhere... watch and wait, but certainly better than looking at nothing and hoping for something to arrive, eh?


Fingers are crossed! Toofy Grin
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carled wrote:
Philestine... rolling eyes


cough cough.....that would be philistine...surely?
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Fruity wrote:
carled wrote:
Philestine... rolling eyes


cough cough.....that would be philistine...surely?


http://gyxe.com/autism/6-084-what-is-a-philestine-read.shtml
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??? maybe it's one of those -ise/-ize things... I've always known it as "philestine" but maybe that is kind of ironic in the circumstances.

OK, I retract "philestine" and substitute "peasant".
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carled Fruity, stop distracting me from my oven cleaning and ironing Shocked Laughing

Is this thread being derailed? Can someone get it back on track...................

When will it snow in Zermatt and how much will fall wink
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minx, soon and twice as much as one would think if it snowed half as much as it should have Laughing
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carled, so, let's recap.

*I ask for your opinion on something.
*You have a rant and get all pissed off about a question I pose.
*I tell you to calm down.
*You tell me to get bent or get a sense of humour (implying your rant was meant to be humorous).
*You then say your rant was meant to be sarcastic/abusive and not humorous.

You sound like a lovely guy! Here's a tip for you, learn to deal with your anger issues in an appropriate manner.

As for the UK spelling, who gives a crap? I'm not obliged to obey the UK spelling over the US, it makes no difference whatsoever. Moreso, you're in no position to be condescending towards my command of English when you use "lotta" and then berate someone else for a typo.

Carled wrote:
Get bent


Smile
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I sense a real love hate thing going on here. I am really quite impressed that a discussion on snow fall (notice no exact amount given), can become so heated.

I am fairly new here but what causes more angst amongst posters - weather outlokk thread or the prickly subject of helmets.
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Timmaah wrote:
carled, so, let's recap.

*I ask for your opinion on something.
*You have a rant and get all pissed off about a question I pose.
*I tell you to calm down.
*You tell me to get bent or get a sense of humour (implying your rant was meant to be humorous).
*You then say your rant was meant to be sarcastic/abusive and not humorous.

You sound like a lovely guy! Here's a tip for you, learn to deal with your anger issues in an appropriate manner.

As for the UK spelling, who gives a crap? I'm not obliged to obey the UK spelling over the US, it makes no difference whatsoever. Moreso, you're in no position to be condescending towards my command of English when you use "lotta" and then berate someone else for a typo.

Carled wrote:
Get bent


Smile


Round 4 - a real David and Goliath set-to (wasn't one of them a philistine/philastine/peasant whatever!!)

Current leaderon the judge's scorecards - the trout wink wink wink
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Timmaah wrote:
carled, so, let's recap.

*I ask for your opinion on something.
*You have a rant and get all pissed off about a question I pose.
*I tell you to calm down.
*You tell me to get bent or get a sense of humour (implying your rant was meant to be humorous).
*You then say your rant was meant to be sarcastic/abusive and not humorous.

You sound like a lovely guy! Here's a tip for you, learn to deal with your anger issues in an appropriate manner.

As for the UK spelling, who gives a crap? I'm not obliged to obey the UK spelling over the US, it makes no difference whatsoever. Moreso, you're in no position to be condescending towards my command of English when you use "lotta" and then berate someone else for a typo.

Carled wrote:
Get bent


Smile

You (not for the first time) posted a glum sort of post, this time saying "so it's only going to be a few cm" and had a sad smiley. You have since removed the sad smiley from your post (or someone has). That characterizes the post as being negative. It was also a stupid question as, if you've been keeping up, no-one knows how many cm will fall. I have a low tolerance for stupidity. Particularly continued stupidity. You don't want the abuse? Then don't rattle my cage.

Rant? You think that was a rant? hahahahaha...

I don't classify telling someone to "chill the f**k out" as being "I tell you to calm down"...

It wasn't a rant. Trust me. The "humourous" bit was a reference to another post someone made about a sense of humour failure over the weekend. I also told you to get bent and yet you don't appear to be doing so. Why not?

My post (your ref: "rant") was supposed to be abusive and sarcastic. So is this one.

I *am* a lovely guy, trust me.

"lotta" is vernacular. Do try and keep up.
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carled, Timmaah, So how do you guys feel about iPhones? Little Angel
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carled wrote:
rogg wrote:
carled wrote:
Oh and, guess what? Yeah, Snow-Forecast don't know how much is gonna fall either. Isn't it exciting?


and more to the point neither do you. now that's what i call exiting.


And even more to the point, I don't ever claim to know, whereas snowguess does. You're not very good at this arguing thing are you? I notice that you managed to completely miss Pam W's point as well in that she was pointing out that, had you paid much attention to this thread, you'd have seen that neither I nor Brian ever predict any exact amounts of snow, as it's impossible to do and yet, in response to her point, you say you have been reading the thread since December and that she is, in fact, agreeing with you...?

So to recap, you have been reading the thread for months and yet you still seem to think that I believe I can predict how much snow can fall? Is English your second language? If so, I apologise profusely. If not, you are dumber than spam fritters.

And it's "exciting" not "exiting" by the way. Good effort on the spelling mistake when quoting my post with the word in question included...



i said you don't know how much snow is going to fall. pam says you don't know how much snow is going to fall. you say you don't know how much snow is going to fall. seems we're all saying the same thing really.......
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rogg, you're either insane, particularly dumb or just on a wind-up... or maybe all three, I don't know and I just don't care anymore. I've had enough of the bickering, to be honest. It was fun for a while, but it's dull now, so I'm giving it up. Toodle-pip. Anyone wants me, just whistle.
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Fruity, Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Now can you send some to Zermatt please.
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carled, Thank you! Toofy Grin

All the winder-up-ers - just shut the I am a potty mouth up and let carled do what the rest of us enjoy, which is to deliver fantastic reports with a great deal of humour. This is the best thread on the entire forum - please don't derail it! Evil or Very Mad
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Hurtle, hear hear!

I have learnt loads from this thread, it's been interesting and informative. The Guide to..... has also been enlightening..... And had a good laugh aswell.

What's going on on snowHead at the moment. Goodness knows what New Members will think Shocked

Carled we will be whistling.


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Hurtle wrote:
carled, Thank you! Toofy Grin

All the winder-up-ers - just shut the I am a potty mouth up and let carled do what the rest of us enjoy, which is to deliver fantastic reports with a great deal of humour. This is the best thread on the entire forum - please don't derail it! Evil or Very Mad


Hear hear, (well maybe just a small derailment to discuss the merits of the iPhone? OK maybe not. Embarassed ).

Good Job Carled, Great thread, ignore the wind up merchants (including me snowHead ). Glad you were right about Snow for the MSB BTW wink
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Hurtle, hear hear!

What's going on on snowHead at the moment. Goodness knows what New Members will think Shocked ...



Well we were all new once (Apart from the hard core ex MO day crew wink ) and the banter and bull$h1T didn't put us off too badly snowHead

One way or another, they'll think or thwim. Laughing
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Hurtle, And as the ' Grande Dame' of exceptional wind-ups you would know ..... stick with the 'function' not the 'form' wink
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Fruity, Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Now can you send some to Zermatt please.



of course......but did you get the cooker cleaned?
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So how many cms fell? I heard it was only a few. Sad Sad Sad



I'm not actually being serious.
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Timmaah, assuming your still monitoring this perhaps you'll realise that Carled has a lot more to offer the forum than you have. Also, as I said before I am willing to risk a bit of abuse, jocular or otherwise, to be part of the discussion. Can we get back to our obsession now please?
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