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It's that time of year again when we occasionally whiff . . . and for some our socks need to be beaten into submission to put them on and into the foetid moist cavern of yer boots . . . when gloves are lined with ripe Camembert . . . well, let's not go further wink

So here are, again for the unaware, simple inexpensive solutions.

Boots and gloves: Morning and bedtime rub in a little Vicks vaporub all around yer toes and nail beds and feet. Don't slather it on, just a nice fine well rubbed in coating. Unless yer boots are completely rancid already, they will stay sweet all week and beyond, same with yer socks.
As for yer hands, do the same before you put yer gloves on in the morning and repeat after lunch. Yer gloves will stay sweet all week and yer hands will be lovely and conditioned.

WARNING!!! ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS AT NIGHT to avoid any nocturnal surprises to your more intimate parts . . . or your friend's Shocked Shocked Shocked

Unodorant refillable body spray crystals by BIONSEN (Boots and SuperDrug) is fantastic for letting you sweat without stink and can be used directly on clothing to cure an existing malodorance . . . very good for synthetics.


Both of these products may be used on . . . shall we say . . . sensitive areas and the Vicks is particularly good at easing and curing sweat rash . . . but 'no pain, no gain' initially Twisted Evil

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I don't know what the fuss is about. After a few weeks of use I just throw it all in the washing machine with a soap (e.g. Dreft) rather than a detergent, and wash at 30 degrees. If it can't handle getting wet at less than body temperature, then it's not much good Smile

Then dry the stuff out as best you can overnight when in use.

Even my motocross/Enduro boots, which get REALLY wet aren't that whiffy, and they don't get washed in that manner, just dried properly, and regularly.
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feef, you's a gurl ain't ya . . . spent much time w'lads on a ski trip?
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Masque wrote:
feef, you's a gurl ain't ya . . . spent much time w'lads on a ski trip?


Nope.. I'm not a gurl, and I just got back from 2 weeks in tignes, sharing a room with another bloke.
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feef, well you know the difference tween soap and detergent . . . what the hell was I supposed to think rolling eyes


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Masque wrote:
feef, well you know the difference tween soap and detergent . . . what the hell was I supposed to think rolling eyes


wink



That I used to work in a mountaineering shop and it was one of the big selling points of some of the nikwax and similar cleaning agents NehNeh
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Tip 2 - Apply your Vick AFTER you insert your contact lenses.
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Here, Does anyone know Vick Burns





It does if you get it on yer Nads
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Timbobaggins wrote:
Here, Does anyone know Vick Burns





It does if you get it on yer Nads


You're hooked up with Nadenoodlee...?
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Timbobaggins, Rule 5 man, rule 5 rolling eyes

But it'll cure yer jock itch in a couple of days Twisted Evil
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Timbobaggins, Vick Burns? Never met him - sorry!
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Masque,

I challenge you to rule 5.

Buy yourself some M&S Tea Tree Oil and Eucalyptus show gel, Give yerself a good scrubbing with that,

My missus left some in the shower the other day, so i thought WTF i am fed up with Lynx, and anyway it doesnt work like the adverts say it does anyway rolling eyes

So i give myself a good old rub down with the M&S special.

I walked like John Wayne for a week Very Happy
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Timbobaggins, Oh I can do MUCH better than that . . .

Undies washed in Arial Bio full strenth, machine didn't rinse, dried and worn a week later for a loooong bike ride . . . at about 20miles out things started to tingle.
It was two weeks before the last scab fell off ma' plums. At the worst they looked like a burnt scotch egg.
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You know it makes sense.
Sounds like my 21st birthday bash when the lads decided it would be good fun to put Fairy liquid down my undies, which I then slept in. Boy did it take skin off.... Shocked
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well you know the difference tween soap and detergent . . . what the hell was I supposed to think

That he's an adult?

Merely being male is not an excuse for being an incompetent waste of space, I'm afraid.
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Just wear that expensive merino, it's great, just as a baselyer and the rest of your stuff and yourself won't stink. If it really is an issue that you smell then you can afford it!
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Can someone explain this washing and changing and deodorising thing? Why is it wrong for me to take 3 pairs of underwear and socks for a week?

1 pair worn on way out wash on arrival and change into pair 2. Save clean pair in case of urgent requirement (*)

On final day change into pair 3.

Arrive home wash all pairs.

(*) urgent requirement includes offer of sexual favours or extreme bowel evacuations issues.
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ansta1,

If you turn your Grundies inside out, you in effect have 4 clean sides, So you only nead two pairs of Thunder Pants
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Also if you throw them at a wall and they dont stick, then they are good to go for another day.
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I holiday with animals rolling eyes
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Timbobaggins wrote:
ansta1,

If you turn your Grundies inside out, you in effect have 4 clean sides, So you only nead two pairs of Thunder Pants



yea but then my other clothes will get run the risk of potential skid cross contamination.....
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Lizzard wrote:
Merely being male is not an excuse for being an incompetent waste of space, I'm afraid.

Methinks the lady's heart softens Shocked
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Masque, I don't really understand why you are trying not to smell. That way by day three you are the only person who doesn't smell. That's a bad place to be.

The boys trips have established some good rules. On day 1 (i.e. when you leave to get a flight) you get into your onesie. On the last day (i.e. when you get home) you take it off. You can ski in a onesie. You can dance in a onesie. You can sleep in a onesie. Why would you take it off?
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cos you smell worse than a billy goat? You know it is time to change your onesie when you can smell yourself
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Monium, Some of us enjoy the company of our more fragrant, feline, snowPussies . . . and they would rather not spend time with a bunch of senile adolescents who think that wearing a fart bag is a challenge to inflate it by whatever bodily function they can abuse rolling eyes I'm still experimenting with my own colognes . . . Schuss 'n Boots, I think you'll REALLY like the new one wink
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Masque, I can confirm that the onesie-laden boys trips are not designed for snowPussy - they are purely for practical purposes. But it is nice to think we still qualify as adolescents Very Happy
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Monium, I refer you to my 'sig' rolling eyes
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Masque, I cannot bear blokes who pong - but that includes ponging of cologne. Skullie
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Pedantica, each to her or his own . . . though I only use nature's scents to work with and try very hard to be subtle . . . though I've one that'd not be out of place in One Thousand and One Nights . . . very oriental and very rich Toofy Grin
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Masque,
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very rich
Now yer talkin'! wink Actually, there's no logic to my not liking cologne on men - I wear the scent that I have worn (exclusively) since I was in my 20s and feel naked without it*. No real reason why there should be one rule for women and another for men, in that regard.

*But I do try and remember not to put any on if I have the chance to taste fine wines.
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Pedantica, What you doin' up at this time of night? Actually my favourite is a cologne from the 30s by Guerlain and very hard to find now so we both appreciate past skills with scents. I hate the chemistry set stinks we're pummeled with today. Have fun lass and BTW . . . I'm counting backward now wink
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Masque, got backache-induced insomnia. Sad
Did you know my scent was by Guerlain? Shocked In London only John Lewis stock it and I live in trepidation of it being discontinued.
Wot you counting backwards from? EoSB? I've got the BB before that - let's hope I make it this time, unlike the last one. rolling eyes (Must say admin produced a superb letter for me to claim on my insurance - the insurers didn't bat an eyelid.)
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Pedantica, Guerlain was the best 'nose' in the business before Channel made that synthetic crap No5 and ruined the industry. Evil or Very Mad

Guerlain still produce limited edition legacy batches and if you write to them they will add you to a mailing list to buy into the batch . . . not cheap but few things made with just human senses are.
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Masque, I'm happy if they just carry on making Chamade.
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Pedantica, classy! that's quite a complex one and IIR quite expensive . . . hyacinth, vetiver (my fav) and sandalwood. It's the choice of a friend of mine too . . . with a little change to the mix it would work for a man.
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Am I sounding just a wee bit too 'metro' for my snowboard here? Shocked
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Creed
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Zombie Si, very enigmatic . . . but WTF?
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Masque, a tad, perhaps. wink And I really do prefer the smell of very clean, unscented bloke - but, as you say, each to her own.

Google tells me that Creed is a brand of smelly. I'd never heard of it either.
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Masque, on the digression of fragrance you/I may like, but struggle to get. Ok ?

Masque,
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but WTF?

Laughing wink
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