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Bloody ESF Snakes

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Who else gets their gears ground by 18 kid ESF snakes weaving from one side of the piste to the other during the holiday period?
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davidof,just don't get me started.

rolling eyes
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Try getting through it on the way back to the resorts in Paradiski in the school holidays Shocked
The Montalbert ESF being lovely guys/gals completely block off a piste to get their Flocons down the narrow bits. Then pull the Flocons over into a safe bit and let the rest of us get on our way. A ccouple of minutes wait is in my mind and seemingly most others, is a small price to pay instead of having to get through multiple unreliable skiing kids. snowHead

As for Club Med snakes WTF they don't even seem to have proper instructors.....
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Hmm.. skiing snakes! Where's Scarpa when you need him? Toofy Grin
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davidof, ABSOLUTELY....see thread I've got going on 'best ski school for kids':

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=93561

these snakes are exactly the wrong thing for young learners IMHO - are the ones at the back learning anything other than panicking and cutting the turns? I note that the last three are usually in tears. The small numbers in the new generation of schools (such as the Swiss Mountain Sports school I mention in my thread and others which people have cited) seem to be the best development - small groups of well-disciplined kids, often very young, all being attended to in the tuition. People like Yves Caillet at SMS have pushed hard for this new model, and I think we all need to push it out more widely.
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As for Club Med snakes WTF they don't even seem to have proper instructors.....


All Club Med intructors are fully qualified members of the ESF
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Cynic wrote:
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As for Club Med snakes WTF they don't even seem to have proper instructors.....


All Club Med intructors are fully qualified members of the ESF


what is a fully qualified member of the ESF exactly?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Occasionally you get snakes of children in lessons at Hemel too. That's always fun.
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davidof wrote:
Cynic wrote:
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As for Club Med snakes WTF they don't even seem to have proper instructors.....


All Club Med intructors are fully qualified members of the ESF


what is a fully qualified member of the ESF exactly?


Anyone who can ski like a French Mountain goat? Toofy Grin
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driz, occasionally you even get snakes of adults in Hemel! Ahem, you know who you are. wink
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davidof,just don't get me started.

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I quite like the moving slalom Toofy Grin
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what is a fully qualified member of the ESF exactly?


They all hold moniteur de ski, ISIA licence with TT and or ET
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Nothing to do with France, you get them in Austria too. Best deployed on a narrow, banked cat track with a fat Frau at the back warning you not too overtake the little darlings.
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Scares the doggie doo-doos out of me. I have to stop and wait for them to all fall over then make my escape past them on the blind side Smile
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I was always led to believe that there was a points scoring system along the lines of ten pin bowling.Strike etc Toofy Grin
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Typed "ESF snakes" into Google Images and got this beauty



http://www.esf-tignes.org wrote:
Go ahead and discover the Snake Gliss, exclusively in Tignes...After your day’s skiing, with family, colleagues or friends : a 450m descent over several kms. With the Snake Gliss, experience a moment you won’t forget !
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Hate it when you get out of a lift and see them all standing at the top, and there's a quick rush to beat the ski school down rather than get stuck behind them..
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What are these 'pistes' of which you talk? wink
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The things some people complain about!! Plenty of people would love to spend so much time in the mountains that such minor irritations became note-worthy.
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Probably the same folk that complain about getting held up by learner drivers Wink
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Still prefer those to the pesky snow snakes that grab my skis and trip me up every year...
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I hate ski school snakes. They are a pain to get around and I don't think they are a particularly good way to actually learn to ski.
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pesky snow snakes

Is that what they're calling a hangover now? Laughing
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