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Bad ass homies don't use avalanche cords?
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Poster: A snowHead

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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Part 2


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Superb
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Yoda, Excellent. Laughing
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

I couldn't believe they hadn't been posted here before - but a quick search didn't throw anything up.

Toofy Grin
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Yoda, I'd seen the first one before, but not the second. They are brilliant. Very Happy
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Yoda, Do you think that if you didn't wear baggy ski pants so low that we can see your butt crack, people would ski with you, even though you are a bad ass dude?
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

Be worried when someone says "You go first" wink
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achilles, such language - methinks you were corrupted by those reprobates in Apt 14 Laughing

I'll have you know that those Arcteryx pants are ultima moda Toofy Grin

Anyway, I keep my shovel inside my pack - subtle see wink Although maybe having ABS in huge letters down each side is not so subtle Puzzled
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Yoda, Brilliant Laughing Laughing
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.

Not being that familiar with US street patois, is " a bad ass homie" the same as a homosexual with a sore bum? Puzzled Toofy Grin
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"We should ski, you go first' Good use for a bad ass homie Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.

Love it great find Toofy Grin
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

"I don't rock 120 underfoot to ski a wind-scoured crapfest"

Words to live by wink
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excellent Laughing
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Do they really talk like that on tetongravity all the time Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

fatbob wrote:
"I don't rock 120 underfoot to ski a wind-scoured crapfest"

Words to live by wink


...or die by! Skullie
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God she's dull. Bet she's still putting her make up on when the real powder hounds are out ripping it up (sic*).



First one has definitely been posted here before, but well worth revisiting.


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* I trust I have got the patois right.
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