Poster: A snowHead
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Scene: a Verbier ski shop
Client: Yeah, but those are 185's, I think they will be too long, a guy on the chairlift said I should ski 183's
Sales: well these do have some rocker, so probably ski like a 183
Cleint: Do K2 skis come in 183, I skied some K2 skis, I liked them
Sales: Which skis were they?
Client: K2, I just told you that
sales: What kind of skier are you?
Client: I'm pretty fast, I've been skiing before you know
Sales: Well these are K2 (reaching for nearest skis)
Client: 183?
Sales: 185
Client: I'll leave it then, But if you have K2 in 183, I'd buy them.
I caught the Sales Guy's eye, he had a rather pained expression....I had to leave
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Love it
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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I Believe.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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clarky999, love that thread
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There is some seriously funny stuff on that thread...
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Literal tears from laughing so hard, I'm having an asthma attack and I don't have asthma. |
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Alastair Pink, Joy, oh, joy!
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Chasseur, nothing on this:
some TG mag wrote: |
Powdertracks in the Snow
One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was skiing AK Spines with the GSA
and across the sky flashed scenes from my GoPro.
For each scene I noticed two sets of ski tracks,
one belonged to me and the other to the GSA.
When the dual GoPro final edit of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the ski tracks in the pow.
I noticed that many times down the spines of my heli trip,
there was only one set of ski tracks.
I also noticed that it happened at the very gnarliest
and most puckered times in my run.
This really bothered me and I questioned the GSA about it.
"GSA, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would ski with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome runs in my heli trip
there is only one set of ski tracks.
"I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me."
The GSA replied, "My precious, precious maggot,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of death cookies and sastrugi.
When you saw only one set of ski tracks,
it was then that I carried you, cradled in my harness."
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Best thread on the internet that.
Although way past its heyday, I hasten to add.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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