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"A guy on the chailift said I should ski 183's"

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Scene: a Verbier ski shop

Client: Yeah, but those are 185's, I think they will be too long, a guy on the chairlift said I should ski 183's
Sales: well these do have some rocker, so probably ski like a 183
Cleint: Do K2 skis come in 183, I skied some K2 skis, I liked them
Sales: Which skis were they?
Client: K2, I just told you that
sales: What kind of skier are you?
Client: I'm pretty fast, I've been skiing before you know
Sales: Well these are K2 (reaching for nearest skis)
Client: 183?
Sales: 185
Client: I'll leave it then, But if you have K2 in 183, I'd buy them.


I caught the Sales Guy's eye, he had a rather pained expression....I had to leave
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
rungsp, It wasn't this guy was it? :


http://youtube.com/v/sMjfYWSNL44

Madeye-Smiley
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Love it
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
Hmmm, seems you may have spotted an elusive creature...

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/239662-The-Gaper-Spirit-Animal
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I Believe.
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
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clarky999, love that thread Toofy Grin
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
There is some seriously funny stuff on that thread...

Quote:
Literal tears from laughing so hard, I'm having an asthma attack and I don't have asthma.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Alastair Pink, Joy, oh, joy!
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Chasseur, nothing on this:

some TG mag wrote:

Powdertracks in the Snow

One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was skiing AK Spines with the GSA
and across the sky flashed scenes from my GoPro.
For each scene I noticed two sets of ski tracks,
one belonged to me and the other to the GSA.
When the dual GoPro final edit of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the ski tracks in the pow.
I noticed that many times down the spines of my heli trip,
there was only one set of ski tracks.
I also noticed that it happened at the very gnarliest
and most puckered times in my run.
This really bothered me and I questioned the GSA about it.
"GSA, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would ski with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome runs in my heli trip
there is only one set of ski tracks.
"I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me."
The GSA replied, "My precious, precious maggot,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of death cookies and sastrugi.
When you saw only one set of ski tracks,
it was then that I carried you, cradled in my harness."


Best thread on the internet that.

Although way past its heyday, I hasten to add.
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
bobmcstuff, Laughing Laughing
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
under a new name, You might also like this one, the paramarker:


http://youtube.com/v/yJZRGV2JZEc

Madeye-Smiley
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