Poster: A snowHead
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In light or recent threads, i thought i would turn to you all for advice.
We are due to go skiing in March, My 5 year old German Shepherd Dog recently swallowed a golf ball and if you ask me is looking rather constipated. I have tried feeding him laxative chocolate laced with olive oil to help ease the blockage, but no joy.
Also i have discovered that i have a verucca on my left foot.
What should i do,
1) Shoot the dog before he blows
2) Get a sick note excusing me from games, due to said verucca
3) Naff off skiing and to hell with the consequences
Hugs
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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And your question is?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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am i being a complete knob
Last edited by Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see? on Wed 22-02-12 19:53; edited 1 time in total
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Timbobaggins, 3, but on no account stand behind your dog until after your return. HTH
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Take the dog skiing, stick him on a board & push him off down a black, almost certain to s**t himself
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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provenjohn,
My dog laughs in the faces of blacks, coz he's well ard
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Timbobaggins wrote: |
provenjohn,
My dog laughs in the faces of blacks, coz he's well ard |
Ooh, didn't he used to be on Eastenders?
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start an internet sweepstake on the re-appearance of the golf ball to contribute towards said ski trip
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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The first way to deal with a verruca is to make the skin acidic by having an Epsom salts baths. Then clean the entire area with cider vinegar. Once a verruca begins to spread it is difficult to contain and becomes most painful.
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Timbobaggins, To answer your fourth question, yes.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Schuss in Boots,
Thought so,
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Regards the other thread, I have to say, FFS!
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