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S is for Snow Snake
 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

A creature that lives beneath the surface of immaculately groomed trails. Generally somnolent, it occasionally emerges to take a bite from the skis of unwary skiers.

I got bitten by the snow snake....you caught an edge.....he had a yard sale.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

They are prevalent because their natural enemy, the mongoose, hibernates at this time of year, in closely spaced burrows:

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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

definition from The Skier's Dictionary by Henry Beard and Roy McKie
"An invisible but malevolent creature whom skiers blame for causing their falls. Other troublesome unseen slope dwellers include the rack rat, who knocks over carefully propped-up skis, the pole cat, who snatches ski poles from skier's hands just as the chairlift starts and flings them into the snow below; the piste weasel, who momentarily obscures or reverses piste-marking signs; and the powder parrot, whose weird squawks make it appear that an exasperated skier has just said something extremely crude."
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