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Four word resort reviews

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I saw a great site a while back: four word film reviews - www.fwfr.com some are really good and concisely encapsulate the nub of a film e.g. Mel Gibson's latest effort described as Gorry, Gorry, Hallelujah and Gladiator as Minimus intellect maximus foolishness

So why not resorts - to be included in a concise guide for busy people who don't have time for long reviews..... soon to be printed by Welly Publishing Inc

Rules are maximum 4 words and err... that's it.

So - off we go with:

Morzine - wet wet wet usually
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Wengen - Fantastic scenery great people
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Welly Ski, are you descended from Billy Connolly's Great Welly Boot Show ? (Edinburgh Festival early 1970s).
La Plagne - Never a dull moment.
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Saas Fee - great big pointy mountains!

Westendorf - tree-lined runs, nice cakes
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Megève - Mont Blanc, minks, money
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Courchevel - chic, classy, cool, costly
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Alta - Champagne powder, no boarders
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Val d'Isere - Petit Danois, Victors, Bananas!
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Pra-Loup - Provençal peaks, Pastis, powder
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Serre Che-lots of deep snow!!!!
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Jonpim, is taht the conference or the skiing? Oh dear maybe i should be nbt
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Cairngorms - Knee deep high mud
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Saalbach - Snowheads visiting in force!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
When Scraggsy?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Saalbach - the 20th of March
Smile
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Poster: A snowHead
Enjoy-working hard to pay for eASTER!!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
A Basin-steep, funky, deep, wild
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Cheers, hoping to fit in a final fling after easter, most likely Tignes, need to work out the cheapest solution Toofy Grin
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Helen Beaumont, both! What is "nbt"? I've had a few, but my spelling is still intact (could be wrong). "Taht" indeed.
And you know, I think I remember you from La Plagne - did a bearded gasman bore you all the way up the Arpette Chair one day?

Cervinia - great-skiing, queues, no loos. (cheated I know: really 5 words)
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
La Plagne - 'Purple' runs a plenty
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nbt-our friend 'Notoriously Bad Typist' alias nbt
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Sainte Foy - Shhh! Don't tell anyone!
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Meribel (+ve review)- Great resorts either side.

Meribel (-ve review)- Pissed Brits spoil it.
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Les Arcs - Arctic sized, architecture vulgarized
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La Plagne (France)- no parking space/toilet

St Foy (France) - 3 chair lifts only
(haven't been but a German couple firmed)

Megeve (France) - Don't go after rain

Flaine/La Caroz/Morillon/Samoen (France) - people, people, people, people

Hemsedal (Norway) - Don't go Christmas time

Glenshee (Scotland)- For hardcore skiers only

Trois Valley (France) - All skiers must visit

Porte De Soleil (Switzerland/France) - 650km piste not fully-linked

Schilthorn Murren (Switzerland) - James Bond feeling skiing

Chamonix (France) - Try valley Blanc someday
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Steamboat: champagne powder, ski town
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Les Menuires: Ugly but cheaper
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
BOROVETS : Bubonic, Mafia, Ice, Avoid!
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You know it makes sense.
Soldeu - Good Sol, dodgy eau!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Eeyore, Very Happy
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Hey I speak from experience. Invariably come home with a red nose & a runny bum! Embarassed
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Or is that the other way round? Confused
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Gross Eeyore Shock

Still, can't wait until Sunday Very Happy
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Laax - fun but slow lifts
Cervinia - high views, easy runs
Courmayeur - small, but beautifully formed
Zell am Zee - small, but large views
Val d'Isere - large in every way
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Pas De La Casa - Cheap Drunken fabulous Razz Fun ( and thats just the men)
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Craggy Island Ski Slope: Drink, Feck, Girls, back bottom. snowHead
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Val d: Furnival, ski well, gondola.
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Kaprun: scrum down, alight bus
Courchevel: very very very nice
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Courchevel: worth every last Euro
Chamonix: no french spoken here
Alta: yes Yes YES YEEAAHHSS!!!
Switzerland: cheese potatoes cheese potatoes
Scotland: no snow dont go
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