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Hey,
If you could change anything about skiing what would it be? If you could have any item/product for skiing what would it be? Any product ideas?
I'll be interested to hear what comes up!!!
(I'm not a sales person or anything like that! I'm a freestyle skier!! Very Happy)
Ben
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flat light fixer
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daehwons wrote:
flat light fixer

A what??? What is that???
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something that takes flat light and miraculously turns it into bluebird - you did say "ideal" wink
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holidayloverxx wrote:
something that takes flat light and miraculously turns it into bluebird - you did say "ideal" wink

Lol, true
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Boots that don't feel like the equivalent of a plaster cast on each foot.
Perfect weather (i.e. fresh snow overnight, glorious sunshine every day).
Lifts without stairs and turnstiles.
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queen bodecia wrote:
Boots that don't feel like the equivalent of a plaster cast on each foot.
Perfect weather (i.e. fresh snow overnight, glorious sunshine every day).
Lifts without stairs and turnstiles.

That would be absolutely awesome!!! Might have to wait for heaven though Very Happy
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
ski yob avoider app for iphone
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snow_muncher wrote:

pocket sized climate control device for setting all weather conditions


... to incorporate a calendar based 'weather planner', and ability to activate instant fog & rain as soon as too many people turn up Twisted Evil (instantly reservable when they've left)

the next update to this device will incorporate motorized boot buckles which can be remote controlled from the device wink
(I'm going to patent that idea NehNeh )


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I did say ideal, and that would be awesome. Very Happy
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The Alps miraculously relocating into the Wash . . . Very Happy
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A 'snowboarder sitting in the middle of the piste over the next ridge' detector Laughing

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A beam which miraculously turns morning boiler plate into 10" of fresh powder.


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Eyes in the back of my head device - so I can tell if I'm about to be cut-up.

Puzzled how would that help?

I'll vote for the flat-light fixer, too.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
pam w, I could take earlier avoiding action Very Happy
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Megamum, you do't have to Puzzled they do. If you take "avoiding action" then you'll be doing something unexpected that potentially might make mattersw orse
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Benjamin.Wright, an automated device which helps do the assignments of students who come to this forum for that purpose alone ... Wink

or am I wrong...

Failing that - just move Switzerland and Utah a bit closer please. snowHead
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stoatsbrother - I finished Uni 4 years ago!!!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
A device that puts your boots on for you; or a boot where the calf bit folds back flat to make it asier to put your foot into the boot, then the sides flip up and clip into place
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A camelbak that turns my water into lager when I've finished skiing for the day.
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a boot where the calf bit folds back flat to make it asier to put your foot into the boot, then the sides flip up and clip into place

they were pretty much like that, once upon a time. wink
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ok, with all the modern gizmos and wink
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pam w wrote:
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a boot where the calf bit folds back flat to make it asier to put your foot into the boot, then the sides flip up and clip into place

they were pretty much like that, once upon a time. wink


Rear entry boots were a bit like that, the whole back bit opened out allowing you to slide your foot forward into the boot and then clip it together. Oh how I miss those easy days. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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stoatsbrother, if we're going to have Utah on our doorstep, can we leave Salt Lake City behind please?
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queen bodecia wrote:

Perfect weather (i.e. fresh snow overnight, glorious sunshine every day).


We had that every day the first ski hol we went on, didn't realise it wasn't always like that Smile
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If you take "avoiding action" then you'll be doing something unexpected that potentially might make mattersw orse

What's known in the marine world as a "radar assisted collision" wink
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Gaper avoider.
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You know it makes sense.
pam w wrote:
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If you take "avoiding action" then you'll be doing something unexpected that potentially might make mattersw orse

What's known in the marine world as a "radar assisted collision" wink




Or just have a built in ski pass, proximity alarm and cattle prod built into the same unit... if you get too close to anyone else (it will be speed/distance sensitive) then you receive an almighty jolt to the nether regions. I bet collisions reduce dramatically Laughing
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queen bodecia wrote:
Boots that don't feel like the equivalent of a plaster cast on each foot.

Yes, can someone explain why they are so heavy? They look like plastic but feel like they're made of lead Puzzled
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Loos without a lethal flight of marble steps... Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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GeorgeVII, or how about some on the same level as the resstaurant for a change!?
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Gsyfreerider wrote:
GeorgeVII, or how about some on the same level as the resstaurant for a change!?


... suspect thats got something todo with the risk of overflows Laughing
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