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Following on from the Daily ski check list thread, it got me thinking.

We are packing for our Son at the moment, he is off for his 4th season. OK we have all the normal stuff covered, skis x2 pairs, poles x 3 pairs, transceiver, shovel probe, airbag, etc etc O and a role of Duck Tape wink of course.

BUT what else should he take wink ??

From previous seasons experience a good first aid kit, full with as many prescription drugs as possibe, pain killers, anti inflamatories, shoulder brace(he has popped both shoulders before.

Can we add to the list, what are we missing?, as many of you know when your stuck in the bubble for the season, its difficult to get stuff or its really expensive
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livetoski, he's done three seasons and he doesn't know yet? Puzzled

Come to think of it, you're saying he's done three full seasons and his parents are still packing his bags for him??? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Decent water bottle which won't split or get crushed (no point in paying hundreds of Euros across the season for bottled water on the hill)
Non-prescription drugs (eg cold remedy, Immodium, etc). Always shocked by how expensive that stuff is in resort pharmacies
Laptop and collection of DVDs to last the season

Only two pairs of skis?
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Daddies credit card? Very Happy
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If he's going to France deodorants and soap which seem to be sold at a premium price in the shops.
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If he's going to France deodorants and soap which seem to be sold at a premium price in the shops.

Do saisonnaires wash Puzzled
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marcellus,
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OMG don't remind me, his first season I had to pay his 700 euro bar tab Shocked Shocked
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livetoski, and why did you do that?
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Class A's and a couple of 9bars of finest skunk......and condoms
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Clothes?
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Ok does depend if he is driving out, though from the sounds of things Daddy might well take him:)

Push bike - I take mine and I only go for 6 weeks!

If you crock yourself like I did at least you may be able to get out and do some riding (on the road obvioulsy if they are clear) or good to get back from the bar.

Major shop in the UK, ironic how we use to go to France to do the shopping - this year we took wine & beer to France as well as stacks of every other food & household items
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Decent kitchen knives and steel.
Good quality frying pan.
Casserole.
Tuning gear.
Quality towel.
Down jacket.
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OMG don't remind me, his first season I had to pay his 700 euro bar tab Shocked Shocked


Shocked My folks would have hung me out to dry - literally and figuratively - if I'd ever pulled a stunt like that!

And packing for him after he's already been away for three seasons? C'mon! Give the guy a chance to break away. Whatever he's forgotten, I'm sure he can pick up, and if push comes to shove, La Poste have been known to deliver...
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The Voice of Reason wrote:
Class A's and a couple of 9bars of finest skunk......and condoms


you forgot the bong
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
/\ To be fair he has done all his own packing so far, except the first aid kit as it has a supply of drugs which in the past has cost a small fortune to get from the pharmacy in France.


Weathercam, He is driving out but I am not taking him

EvilWeevil, he had to repay the 700 eui and YES was hung out to dry big time.

rob@rar,
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Do saisonnaires wash Puzzled

Yes but for some strange reason not their baselayer Puzzled
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Arno, I'm sure he's capable of fashioning one out of everyday household objects...
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edited, bacause Dr J has beaten me to the punchline....
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
livetoski, I for one salute him
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Dr John, a repeat seasonaire ought to have moved past lemonade bottles and have something fashioned from rare wood by a native american shaman or somesuch Madeye-Smiley
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native american shaman or somesuch


now hes just pack his Dream Catcher, blaming it on too many cheese dreams Puzzled Puzzled
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Socks.
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Arno, a hollowed out marmot should do the trick.
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For some destinations I'd suggest a blow up doll. Not going to happen otherwise.
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Stupid gnome hat to wear indoors at all times - check
Underpants on display - check
Idiotic vacant stare when asked easy question - check
Tongue studs - check
Mum's mobile number - check

This is too easy.
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Bode Swiller, you forgot the 80's one piece in dayglo green for the one piece day - check
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livetoski, beat me to that - but along the same theme "other fancy dress" items

Oh and Gorilla is spot on with some of the kitchen items - we take all that out - plus 22" flat screen with inbuilt DVD and speaker system - appartment has one but it's tiny & crap - then we buy box sets of things like the Sopranos in the Jan sales which we never have time to watch here at home - but do that in the appt as we don't go out every night!
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Arno wrote:
The Voice of Reason wrote:
Class A's and a couple of 9bars of finest skunk......and condoms


you forgot the bong


Depending where he's going this is a stupid post tVoR, some European ski resorts have some of the worlds best drugs already there.
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On of our chalet staff got busted in a spot-check at a peage on the coach on the way over a few years ago. He went home on the same coach and without the block of hash he thought was going to fund his season. Laughing
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Lizzard, And the "Moral of the story" is?
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European ski resorts have some of the worlds best drugs already there.
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parlor, *cough* Mayrhofen *cough*
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Bode Swiller wrote:
Stupid gnome hat to wear indoors at all times - check
Underpants on display - check
Idiotic vacant stare when asked easy question - check
Tongue studs - check
Mum's mobile number - check

This is too easy.




Have we met Puzzled .
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livetoski, not sure about 'best' but they have them, certainly.
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some European ski resorts have some of the worlds best drugs already there.

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parlor, *cough* Mayrhofen *cough*


Aye, I'll vouch for that one...
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Just added new boots to the list, thanks to CEM
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a spare liver
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livetoski, can you be my mum please. I'd like new boots and someone to pack and think and pay for me.
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Leeds_Skier wrote:
Bode Swiller wrote:
Stupid gnome hat to wear indoors at all times - check
Underpants on display - check
Idiotic vacant stare when asked easy question - check
Tongue studs - check
Mum's mobile number - check

This is too easy.




Have we met Puzzled .


That would depend if you're male or female.
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Whatabout a copy of the book Mummy's Boy by Jared Conway rolling eyes
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Depending where he's going this is a stupid post tVoR, some European ski resorts have some of the worlds best drugs already there.


Indeed, but let's not forget that this is for someone whose Mummy still packs his bag for him. If he don't take his own, he's gonna be smoking a lot of Oregano and crushed Oxo cubes.....
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On Natives there was a long discussion on how to get a seasons stuff under the TOs 15kg weight limit.
One essential on my list is a tub of Trust.
http://www.yourhealthfoodstore.co.uk/body-and-hair-care/deodorant/trust-anti-odorant-long-life-underarm-deodorant
This stuff is brilliant for stopping your Smelly Hanson stinking. It particularly good if you can't take a shower for a couple of days when touring etc.
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