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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/8061737/Snow-to-hit-Britain.html

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/8061737/Snow-to-hit-Britain.html
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
get your skis out folks snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
oooh great we can have another winter tyres thread.
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^ and another "zowee the snows amazing in Scotland" thread ...

... or for a change (coz we didn't want to rub it in too much last season) "oi, why are you lot wasting money going to Alps/NA when it's better in Scotland" thread Twisted Evil Wink
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Yay!!! The gfs graphs show it to be cold next week for Manchester! I love frosty cold mornings!!!
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Yes! May just get to ski my local hill after all snowHead
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Zero-G, which is where exactly? Very Happy
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Ricklovesthepowder, hopefully within the snowfall zone Very Happy
If it happens, there will be a TR, albeit a very short one.
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Quote:
bitter 48F (9C) daytime maximum temperatures


bitter at 9C, really??? Written by a southerner no doubt!!!
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kitenski, oh the folks from "darn sarf" won't like that, although your probably right!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Possibly been on here before, but may be appropriate:


Scottish Temperatures
(Degrees Fahrenheit.)

50 degrees
Londoners turn on the heat.
People in Scotland plant gardens.

40 degrees
Brummies shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.

35 degrees
Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

20 degrees
Parisians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

15 degrees
Londoners begin evacuation.
People in Scotland go swimming.

Zero degrees
Bristol landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Scotland have the last BBQ before it gets cold.

10 degrees below zero
People in Brighton cease to exist.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

20 degrees below zero
Londoners fly away to Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

80 degrees below zero
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

100 degrees below zero
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.

173 degrees below zero
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

297 degrees below zero
Microbial life start to disappear.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 degrees below zero
All atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cald an aw?"

500 degrees below zero
Hell freezes over.
Aberdeen win the Scottish Cup.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I've got the winter jumpers out so all I need is the irony and I'm good to go for the winter! Bloody cold again today.
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