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i hasing a skieng leson this sat at the bristls in Chatham. I saw batty boys takes a good spankings last week on the slowps in chatam-proper beatings man! take a lickl shame boy! these geezas are in big pains man. will i get beatins from the bristols to? hows i aviod getin bashment beats from brushs. skis is expensave i having made big big mistayke all dat moneys for pain. is punani in soldin? i is da punani king.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
savaloy joy, You are snowpatrol, only funnier, and I claim my £5
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
word of advice - post first then smoke crack
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Arno, Laughing
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da crack is propa bad man i take cainings 4 it. i not post eny lettas arnos but crack is bad bad. take da skunk for feel an plaesing da babes 4 howers. u man is a tiger wiv da skunk
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savaloy joy wrote:
i hasing a skieng leson this sat at the bristls in Chatham.


Well, have fun Smile

& please let us know how it goes.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Well I must say old bean that your spelling has gone downhill somewhat since your first post here Toofy Grin
http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=59195#1414616

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Well, what a laugh this is! I am off on my first ski trip in January to some place in Austria (can't remember the name but me mates say there's gonna be a load of partying and birds-let's be having it!).

The lads reckon I ought to get sorted out before I go. I've got all the safety gear I need (ie, the condoms) but I was in this poncey shop the other day with me mates and the geezer wants a ton for a pair of strides. I thought he was pulling my chain but he looked serious, like Gordon Brown, know what I mean? Anyhow, you lot look like the experts so what do I need and what can I expect to get out there in Mullet world? I'm gonna pull big time with some fraulein sort.

Cheers me old muckers!


Do try out the old spell and grammar checker before you post, eh? Very Happy
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
minga mike did the typing 4 me 4 1st post.
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savaloy joy, perhaps you could get your buddy Mike back to type the rest of your posts? Madeye-Smiley
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savaloy joy, hey why wait for Saturday - there's real white stuff out there to play in! Go get some bits of guttering and tie your feet to them, stand at top of a slope and off you go, bob's your uncle! Free skiing!
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strangely I have a hankering for a Savaloy now Sad
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Shimmy Alcott, don't tell him that! wink Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Butterfly wrote:
savaloy joy, hey why wait for Saturday - there's real white stuff out there to play in! Go get some bits of guttering and tie your feet to them, stand at top of a slope and off you go, bob's your uncle and punani's your aunt! Free skiing!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
shiny alcott u is da babe.
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savaloy joy, your mates are stitching you up. Don't you know skiing is for batty boys? Get on a board, that's how you'll pick up punani. And on a board you can keep your trousers slung low in fact it's the rule.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
fer real man? skieing is 4 da batty boys? waht board u beeming man? board put a rok in da pants then i do it proeper 4 punani in the sack.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
savaloy joy, you'll only pull the punani if you have a red bobble hat
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