 Poster: A snowHead
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Similarities between Sex and Skiing
1. You spend hundreds of dollars and travel extensively to make it happen
2. Before you start, you spend hours dreaming about how good it will be
3. Despite training, you don't last as long as you thought you would
4. You're sore the next day
5. No matter how hard you try, you are never the first one there
6. If you don't maintain your equipment, you don't perform well
7. Once you're done, your friends want to know what it was like
8. Once you try it, you want to do it again and again
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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wbsr, No 6 has never been a male issue 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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wbsr, I suggest that you have not really got the hang of either activity. 
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both involve pole planting...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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9. You take photos of it and share it with people on the web - or is that just me 
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10. Most men spend more time talking about it than actually doing it
11. Neither are recommended without protection
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If you're drunk it doesn't matter how challenging it looks, you just think '*&%$ it'
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They both involve inner tip lead.
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| Sharkymark wrote: |
| If you're drunk it doesn't matter how challenging it looks, you just think '*&%$ it' |
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Men over estimate their performence 
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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More modern approach whereby the legs are further apart is generally thought to be beneficial.
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Lou,
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You know it makes sense.
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13, In Val d'Isere you can come down the face.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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large bushes tend to be a hindrance
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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15) Some enjoy exploring the backcountry 
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16) a wide variety of equipment available to aid performance, but Head is best.
blondends, 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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blondends, masmith,
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17) I have heard, Rear Entry Boots are making a cumback.
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18) You can splash out on both. :oops: :-D
Last edited by After all it is free  on Wed 23-12-09 21:38; edited 1 time in total
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There's not enough of it in England.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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1 i ski twice a year
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Enjoyable on your own but even more fun in a group...
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1 Getting nuts deep is to be recommended
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You know it makes sense.
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18. Doing it on Dendix is just not the same
So is snowheads skiing foreplay? It sure helps to get my juices flowing before a trip to the alpine regions.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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The ladies definitely need a helmet to get the full experience
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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19 You start by getting high, then you slide around for a bit, sometimes far too quickly. Sometimes you stop for a bite to eat halfway through and you generally end up in a tangled heap on the deck. Still...as long as you can still walk and you didn't break your pole, all it takes is a swig of Scotch and you're soon ready to give it another go.
Hang on, this is way too revealing.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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19. its always better in a foreign country
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20. Men complain they never get enough (well the married ones do).
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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21, You pay once to go up and down all day
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22) After having a go on a stiff black, you walk like John Wayne.
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Anybody can go down badly.
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rosemary, When can we meet. 
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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23) You only get 'face shots' in the movies.
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24) All the women I've ever done it with were terrified.
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