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Lycra - suave skiwear or fashion disaster ?

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I have a very old pair of stretch ski pants that my wife refuses to let me out with as she says they are obscene. I had thought lycra was dead for ski clothing but then what do I see in a local ski shop ? Lycra salopettes, available in black or a fetching blue. How many of you out there still wear stretch ski pants ?
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No longer. I bought a pair for a laugh a few years ago. They cost a fiver and were on sale in Zara of all places Shocked I called them my bees knees (black with yellow and white bands at the knees). Wore them for about 3 trips. They were v. comfy and surprisingly warm. However, my expanding beer gut put paid to them a couple of years ago Toofy Grin . If I can find a pic I'll post it.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
deerman, Laughing your wife is probably right.

But I can imagine that they are really comfy snowHead
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halfhand, spare us, for god's sake Wink
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Lycra...As a base layer - fine. As an outer layer Laughing well you'd better be really good to pull that off.
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Ummm....

Your wife's right. Men in lycra should never, ever be seen in public.

I was stuck on the train a while back with a chap in his (lycra) cycling gear stood right next to me. His crotch was at eye level. It was really rather unpleasant.

That is the kind of thing that men in lycra inflict on poor unsuspecting people Smile
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I'm always ready to oblige with a bit of lycra clad action for the ladies


http://www.bivouak.net/album_photos/p/Poudreuse_14881.jpg
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Lycra skiwear should be worn by women only, and then only if they're a neat size 10 or smaller.
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size 12
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I met this young lycra lout in the Jura last year



she's obviously very keen on flying the flag.

here she is from the front.

http://severinepont.romandie.com/resserver.php?blogId=14255&resource=reunion%20046.smb.jpg&mode=medium
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we get a lot of cross country skiers in the Beaufortain. Some (both sexes) look fantastic in those outfits. Most don't. Especially when everything, including the fabric, has lost that youthful spring. Fat men look bad in it but skinny men look worse.

My brother, who is not a skinny man, once wore purple lycra, rather too small for him, to a fancy dress party. He won a prize as the best-dressed haemorroid.
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In these sort of lycra situations, wives and women are ususally right, so take the OH advice.

However, having seen the numbers of young women resorting to the 'jeggings' phenomenon round these parts, I think I might have to go and post in apres thread about why are brits rubbish at dressing... Shocked
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deerman, no - don't do it. End of.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
davidof, Both fine examples of the only type of people who should ever wear Lycra on the slope!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
davidof, now there's someone you wouldn't mind being behind on a bootpack.
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Swirly, don't rate my chances of staying close for very long
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Arno, true but there is an incentive, a bit like the donkey and carrot approach.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
perfectly acceptable if you look like this.....

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and in case of any remaining doubt...





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Its not for your benefit, its for the rest of us dying laughing!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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More lycra luvverlies

Janine from East Enders



Lara gut and Linsey Vohn in spandex... a dream come true
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davidof,
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Lara gut and Linsey Vohn in spandex... a dream come true



I need to up my game ... fast
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