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Big boobs and short arms! Ski Jacket Advice Needed

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Snowheads can you help me?

A friend is coming skiing with me in a few weeks and wants to buy her own jacket rather than beg and borrow from friends. The trouble is that she is petitte and has a rather ample bossom.
Normal ladies sizes are too long in the arm and kids sizes fit her arms but not her boobs. She also has the same problem with the pants - but not cause of the boobs - just cos she has short legs and ladies hips!

Any pointers where we could shop for jacket and pants would be really welcome. [/b]
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icebunny, Decalthlon do some pants at the moment that have some sort of adjustment on the length of the leg, and they're pretty cheap too. With Jackets i have the same problem with chest size not being proportionate to the rest of me and i've found that a good cuff on the sleave is the answer, either elasticated or with good buckle/velcro adjustment, this stops them falling below the wrist, you end up with a bit of bulk across the shoulders but this helps with freedom of movement.
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icebunny, Due to global warming jackets have become a thing of the past. A tight, white, short-sleeved T-shirt will be fine.
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icebunny wrote:
Snowheads can you help me?

A friend is coming skiing with me in a few weeks and wants to buy her own jacket rather than beg and borrow from friends. The trouble is that she is petitte and has a rather ample bossom.
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I have a personal shopping company which specializes in skiwear. We are a small company (just me) and are quite new. Infact, we only started when I read this post. Very Happy
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Frosty the Snowman, spyderjon, very helpful. Put your Y chromosomes away... rolling eyes

icebunny, I don't have a recommendation on specific makes, but would suggest that when your friend finds a jacket/ski pants she's happy with, that she consider buying a size up, to allow for layers on very cold days.
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icebunny wrote:
Snowheads can you help me?

A friend is coming skiing with me in a few weeks and wants to buy her own jacket rather than beg and borrow from friends. The trouble is that she is petitte and has a rather ample bossom.
Normal ladies sizes are too long in the arm and kids sizes fit her arms but not her boobs. She also has the same problem with the pants - but not cause of the boobs - just cos she has short legs and ladies hips!

Any pointers where we could shop for jacket and pants would be really welcome. [/b]


Is this one of those ''I have a friend...." posts? wink

Anyway, where are you going and when? We're planning a lads trip!! Razz
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I have similar issues and with jackets I just get ones with elastic/velcro wrists.

My trousers are Bonfire "blur" (around 3 years old) and they seem to fit me in length (am only 5'1"). I don't know if snowboarding trousers tend to be shorter? I also noticed in the S&R catalogue recently that one of the more expensive brands (can't remember which) does a short length in ski trousers.

Might also be worth checking the boys section of childrens wear. I have an old jacket (North Face) and some trousers which were boys sizes and judging by their current fit on me I would say they were equivalent to a size 12 but with short arms and legs.
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no idea on the jacket but what's her phone number? NehNeh
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Wot spyderjon, says Toofy Grin
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Oh, behave!!!! wink wink
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The trouble is that she is petitte and has a rather ample bossom.


This is an oxymoron...surely. I take it your friend won't be Lugeing?

The depravity of some of our snow heads knows no shame and for other members to encourage them with such postings...
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
icebunny, Due to global warming jackets have become a thing of the past. A tight, white, short-sleeved T-shirt will be fine.


It also gives you and your ski buddy somewhere to hang your hats. Shocked Laughing
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icebunny, if you buy ski pants without zips at the ankles you can then take them up with out to much trouble or pay a seamstress about £10 to do it for you
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All, thanks for your suggestions, they've made me giggle, blush and made a thoroughly boring afternoon writing up performance appraisals a little more enjoyable!

The idea of buying pants without zips it a good one but I still can't believe that manufacturers don't make a range of sizes and lengths. There surely must be demand, post the era of cheap boob jobs.

Anyway - thought the lads might likt to know that I do have a picture of the aforementioned ample bossom coming down the mountain fully exposed...too many sherberts in the half-way tent on the way down. It was cold but the floodlighting was forgiving...and before you ask, no amount of money/bribery would convince me to post the picture here!!
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icebunny, I'll chip in a quid, anyone else? Toofy Grin
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...and before you ask, no amount of money/bribery would convince me to post the picture here!!


How about to PM it? Cool
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arv, I'll match your quid and raise you 50p
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anotherproblem, you are not bidding against me.. contributing to the cause!! If we all chip in... I get it.. this is because of that game isn't it
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arv, I know, i'm trying to raise the game a bit though. Yes I still hate you for that. Twisted Evil
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icebunny, Your (mis)spelling NehNeh of bosom recalls a quotation from Winston Churchill referring to an MP who's surname was Bossom:

"Bossom? What an extraordinary name. Neither one thing nor the other!"

PS I'll chip in a quid for the photo fund! Toofy Grin
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Here's some sensible advice ( for which I will require an invoice address, as I now run a personal shopping business. wink ). Go for a technical shell jacket. Your 'friend' can tab the sleeves to the correct length easily, she can layer-up accordingly for warmth and the lack of bulk in the insulation will give her a slimmer look. Go for board pants rather than ski salopettes. Board pants are much more generous in the waist and hip without adding to the length. If 'she' goes for a simple board pant without loads of pockets/zips/detail she won't be in danger of looking like 'mutton'. Peak Performance gear would be a good place to start rather than an out and out board brand such as Burton.
Good Luck girlfriend. Wok Gong. x Razz
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My wife has huge bazooms, she wears one of my old mens XXL jackets. Does the job, doesn't look abnormal. PS the jacket is a Trespass for all you kit tarts out there.

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Timbobaggins wrote:
My wife has huge bazooms, she wears one of my old mens XXL jackets. Does the job, doesn't look abnormal. PS the jacket is a Trespass for all you kit tarts out there.

( Stand back, lights blue touch paper)


Does she wear one of your string vests and a pair of your Y fronts for underwear aswell? rolling eyes

Is 'doesn't look abnormal' OK with you? Is 'nice' asking a bit too much? FFS! Confused

She was probably chuffed when you allowed her to trade-up from a donkey jacket to one of your hand-me-downs. Very Happy


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Mollerski wrote:
Timbobaggins wrote:
My wife has huge bazooms, she wears one of my old mens XXL jackets. Does the job, doesn't look abnormal. PS the jacket is a Trespass for all you kit tarts out there.

( Stand back, lights blue touch paper)


Does she wear one of your string vests and a pair of your Y fronts for underwear aswell? rolling eyes

Is 'doesn't look abnormal' your idea of you want your wife to look? Is 'nice' asking a bit too much? FFS! Confused




No, but i wear her lacy knickers and bra, My Y fronts often come up to my chest snowHead snowHead
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icebunny, I think a shell might be the best Idea and you can layer up // down as needed. Mrs O has the same issue big boobs and a shorter top half. She uses as shell and it works a treat.

She does find that the thermal top are very restrictive though
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Ordhan wrote:
icebunny, I think a shell might be the best Idea and you can layer up // down as needed. Mrs O has the same issue big boobs and a shorter top half. She uses as shell and it works a treat.

She does find that the thermal top are very restrictive though


Really? rolling eyes
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Mollerski wrote:
Ordhan wrote:
icebunny, I think a shell might be the best Idea and you can layer up // down as needed. Mrs O has the same issue big boobs and a shorter top half. She uses as shell and it works a treat.

She does find that the thermal top are very restrictive though


Really? rolling eyes


If you know how to search the site ordhan has posted a photo of said items Toofy Grin
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Simply cut the ends off the boobs, and attach them to the tips of the stumpy arms with glue. Et voila, a normal human.
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arv, Tut, tut. You should have made people work for that Laughing Laughing
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paulio, you'd have all kinds of issues with gloves then, suppose you could buy mitts
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icebunny wrote:
Anyway - thought the lads might likt to know that I do have a picture of the aforementioned ample bossom coming down the mountain fully exposed...too many sherberts in the half-way tent on the way down. It was cold but the floodlighting was forgiving...and before you ask, no amount of money/bribery would convince me to post the picture here!!


Oh no, certainly not here.

Of course only members can view Bend ze Knees threads, and there might be pole planting issues.
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paulio, you'd have all kinds of issues with gloves then, suppose you could buy mitts


It'd make holding hands fun Laughing
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Mitts for tits - now there'a a tag line for you wink

ps put me down for a quid too Madeye-Smiley
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And there's me thinking that you lot were helpful!!

Enjoy the white season and thanks for the helpful tips. That was 'tips' you chavs! Laughing
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icebunny, I have the same problem, andunfortunately haven'y managed to solve it. I tried a lovely Scott jacket in TKMaxx yesterday. Arms fit, shoulders fit, they even had a pair of matching pants in a beautiful blackcurrant colour. But the bloody jacket had a two inch gap when I tried to do up the zip. And I have no surgical enhancements.
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icebunny, I read the other day that Top Shop has come out with a skiwear range - worth a look?
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