 Poster: A snowHead
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Hey Snowheads admin,
What about starting a thread where postings for saving money on ski/snowboard related stuff could be posted by snowheads for other snowheads.
For example "Xscape Braehead are doing a £15 for 2 hour session on wednesdays" or "Cairngorm are doing a BOGOF on lift tickets on Thursday 25th Jan" ( the 1st one is true..the 2nd is very, in fact, extremely unlikely ).
What do you think? Good idea eh!!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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elcottero, excellent idea! Off you go then 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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elcottero, good idea: you just did 
But I think, as it's snow related savings we're after, it should be in the Piste forum - so I've just moved it.
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DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a pee before the film starts.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Tape small bits of carpet to the bottom of your shoes, saves carpeting the whole house.
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Although the integrity of this thread may have been slightly compromised (in an entertaining way I might add) I would like to announce to the world that Intersport in Albertville (The big one next to Geant) are having a Foire aux Skis.
I had a look yesterday, lots of goodies as well as skis and at reasonable prices.
If you are driving to any of the Tarentaise resorts or Bozel it's on your way (as you are doubtless aware.)
Hope it benefits someone, sadly I am baned from buying anything else this year. 
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Ski in your underware. You will only need to buy a 2 hour pass.
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| chris wrote: |
| Ski in your underware. You will only need to buy a 2 hour pass. |
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