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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Can anyone help this guy.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
He could start by getting his boots on the right way round...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
He's an awful skier. Clearly he's grown up with carvers and never skied anything but groomers all his life, meaning he's not qualified to be on the same mountain as the rest of us. Toofy Grin

Oh, he's actually five yards off the piste? Well, why didn't you say? He's obviously an amazing skier and is just adapting perfectly to the varied conditions that one finds on the mountain. If Bode and Beni stopped wasting their time on their bashed corduroy and took some lessons from this guy they may actually learn how to ski well. Twisted Evil
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Looks like he's just cr@pped himself.
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nice fartbag!
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He is colour coordinated though
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
It looks like a dog has pooed on his head Shocked .
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
His technique might be better if he wasn't skiing on hockey sticks ? Confused
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Must get his hairdresser's name... Shocked
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If you study the piccy closely, he's actually skiing on one leg Cool
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S Neal wrote:
If you study the piccy closely, he's actually skiing on one leg Cool


Is that called a 'Whitepass' turn Puzzled
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I suggest that he bring his left hand forward so that the pole is not dragging behind him. Also that he stop trying so hard with the colour co-ordination. Green boots, green flashes on the fartbag AND green stripes on the skis? Who supplies his gear, Rossignol?
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He doesn't appear to be wearing any gloves. A definite oversight.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Is the picture printed on bog paper?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Frosty the Snowman, no its my Dads jumper, so just watch it.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
uktrailmonster wrote:
He doesn't appear to be wearing any gloves. A definite oversight.

As is the lack of thumbs.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Doesn't seem to be a heel piece on the bindings. Must be a telemarker.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
...and what's he using for a basket on that pole? A potato? Doughnut? Are they available from Scott?
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No helmet, never mind thumbs and gloves Toofy Grin
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kermit, I thought he was wearing a H*****
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