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Two puppies in a pair of ski boots

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Hopefully toilet trained.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Is that what Nordica Doberman ski boots are for?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Yes.
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And I thought it was because ski boots are often Pinschers
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I don't get that one. What's a Pinscher?
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Ah, it's just been explained to me (by my assistant Google). It's one of these, a Nordica Doberman Pinscher.
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David, I know you're a stickler for accuracy and at the risk of being called pedant, my dogs Sirus and Xena, have asked me to let you know they are Dobermann Pinschers. BTW Xena wants to know can you arrange a meeting with the dog in the photo.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I doubt it. One dog in a ski boot is quite enough.
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Ah so sweet! Talking of toilet training and ski boots. My friend got a bit drunk one night and was unable to find the toilet so rather than use the wardrobe as most men seem to do, he opted for his ski boots. His wife woke up but it was too late. Fortunately we were going home the next day so they had a year to dry out! He is frequently reminded of it as a colleague was also skiing with us so there was no hiding from it even at work.
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"As Hush Puppies modernise and toughen up their image, experts are left wondering if breaking into the ski boot marketplace is a wise move"

Or

"Yeah! My boots are always warm when I put them on, distinctly odorous, but always warm"

That said, what is to be made of this disturbing image?
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Don't think the dogs reckon it's so hot.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Mark, they don't look so hot to me.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Perhaps not. But if you ever got lost in the backcountry, they'd make a good deal of sense!
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Mark Hunter, that's an excellent photo Laughing Laughing Laughing
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