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They're not as good skiers as they would like to think they are!
 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

You know the type. Never had a ski lesson, yet they think it's their god given right to lean over the chairlift and criticise the poor techique and ski style of the skiers beneath. Yet in reality, the group he is skiing with, are spending many of their chairlift rides warning their fellow skiers to steer clear of him on the piste. Because he is always out of control, crouched down like a kamikaze bulldozer, skiing with his ski jacket flapping like Dumbo the Elephant's ears in full flight. So how do you go about advising guys like that their skiing is rubbish and should forthwith go back to basics by attending a ski school for novices...?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Unfortunately this is like the joke,

Q How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A Just one. But it's really got to want to change
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Blade,
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So how do you go about advising guys like that their skiing is rubbish and should forthwith go back to basics by attending a ski school for novices...?
you take them to the top of Mont Fort on an ice day and let them find out for themselves Toofy Grin
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Blade, Is it you? Are you in self denial? If you'd just like to make yourself comfortable on the couch, then we'll begin. wink Laughing

How about a bit of videoing. Once He sees what his skiing is really like, he might get some lessons. He thinks his skiing is better than it really is.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Blade wrote:
he is always out of control, crouched down like a kamikaze bulldozer, skiing with his ski jacket flapping like Dumbo the Elephant's ears in full flight.


dam-ned, I didn't think anyone had noticed me at the EoSB
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