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The Shocking Truth about Boys!

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So, in preparation for my upcoming trip to Whistler, I got my suitcase out today.

And opened it...


...to find it full of all my unwashed ski gear left over from the EoSB six months ago! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Sweet, no need to pack again, just close it back up and off you go.
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Mrs JB usually cracks after about 6 weeks and puts it all away for me.
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Sweet, no need to pack again, just close it back up and off you go.

Absolutely no problem open at Whistler and it unpacks itself
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FenlandSkier wrote:
Sweet, no need to pack again, just close it back up and off you go.


It's all been safely herded into the washing machine now!
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Kramer wrote:
It's all been safely herded into the washing machine now!


Police Escort Styleee? Laughing
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It happens. Especially finding socks stuffed into side pockets of boot bags.
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Kramer wrote:
It's all been safely herded into the washing machine now!


Police Escort Styleee? Laughing


Cattle prods and Mace.
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Eeewwww! Skullie
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Kramer, hmm, I bet the smell of vom was a bit rancid after 7 months Wink
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Kramer, why doesn't that surprise me? rolling eyes Laughing
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YUK!!!! Mr. Green thank god there's a woman in our house to empty the bags, cos no=one else would. One got left on the landing from the PSB, supposedly with 'only clean ski gear in it' but strangely no-one seemed to have any clean jeans either.................
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Kramer Are you from Mansfield?
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tp023, no I'm not.
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Frosty the Snowman, on the clothes, or on me?
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Kramer, would you care to enlighten us on the meaning of your location? Wink
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Charlatanefc, read my signature, and absorb the magnificence of my philosophy in Bend ze Knees. Very Happy
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Kramer, Aha. I thought you were leaving the closet Laughing Laughing
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Charlatanefc, surely if I were "going straight", I would be going back in the closet, rather than leaving it? wink
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Kramer, hmm a good point well made fine sir. I just thought what with the thread being called "The Shocking Truth", and you starting it and all..... NehNeh
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Kramer, , that's impressive. I'm a complete fascist when I get back. Clothes > washing m/c. Clutter > bin (I once threw my passport away with the clutter. A little too keen I admit). Beer open.
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Kramer, kidding aside.... sure I saw a mansfield thing about you in the past? (think it was you). Puzzled
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tp023, I live in Nottingham, and work in Mansfield occassionally.
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Its what women are for, surely Toofy Grin
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Good man.

Homer would be proud.

All smells will be gone by now, and stubborn understains will have been assimilated into the cloth, thus no cleaning required.

I could go for weeks on this basis with rugby kit Twisted Evil
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That is rather disgusting

But you are a boy, and boys smell
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Open case, hit anything that moves with a shovel and bingo you are repacked and ready to go.
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At least the non-unpacked bags here are full of clean clothes since apparently I'm the only person in this household who actually takes the right amount of clothes on any trip rolling eyes Definitely sympathise with being on the wrong end of cries of "Where's my....?"
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eng_ch, if I didn't pack the stuff, the only thing that Julian would take on his holidays would be a corkscrew.
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Kramer, That is awesome, i think you are my hero.

I know how bad my sock smelt after 1 week in a bag from a trip to Tamworth SnowFridge, so from the EoSB, turly magnificent.
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Kramer, excellent effort, proud of you !
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Women of the World unite - where would men be without us!? I guess that's how Kramer, makes sure the slope ahead is clear of traffic - they smell him before he gets there.
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where would men be without us


Certainly not worrying about having clean clothes
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I decided to get new boots one year when I discovered a rather mouldy orange left in one of them from the previous season couldn't get rid of the smell no matter how many times I cleaned them. Skullie
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And there's me having such a lovely pic of a manga suitcase complete with dismembered corpse...
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oh god I forgot about my board bag, gonna have to go empty it at the weekend *meep* I knew I had a nagging feeling (that wasn't the wife) after i got back
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Kramer, Skullie Skullie But at least it was Skibods coat that took the brunt of things & that isnt festering.......
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So for this trip, I opened my boot bag, and realised that after putting my boots straight in their bag after a half days skiing on my last day in Whistler, I had stuffed a hat and my gloves inside them for the trip back.

Needless to say that after a month of marinading, they were not pleasant. Neither were my boots. rolling eyes Laughing
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Kramer, excellent effort, proud of you !


And again - whats your profession again ???? rolling eyes rolling eyes Laughing Laughing Laughing
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