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Canoe think of a caption for this?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I particularly like the look of dedication and enthusiasm on the part of these canoeists.

They deserve a respectful caption.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
The Health and Safety Executive (OSHA - for the septics) re-defines . . 'White Water Canoeing'
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I know that we're going slowly, but when we started this river was a raging torrent. Laughing
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
What's the risk of losing a canoe in deep powder?
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
How can we get this thing to snowplough?
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You'll need to Register first of course.
Steve Regrave goes for his 6th medal, unfortunately he went to the wrong Olympics...
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Richard Fox goes to extreme lengths to increase the sport's profile.



(Richard Fox was several times world champion in a sport which is as ignored by the media more even than skiing)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
'Up poo-poo piste without a paddle' obviously doesn't apply in this photo. They look to be in full command (of going nowhere).
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No, I didn't type "poo-poo", but I like the automatic snowHeads-MaryWhitehouse conversion software! "Poo-poo piste" has a nice ring about it!
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David, any prizes for guessing what you wrote? I should think something to with a creek and effulent.
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Initial testing for the new fangled ice beaking canoe looked ecouraging.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
"Hey, numbskull! I said Skidoo! not Canoe!
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
For their sakes, I hope they don't attempt an Eskimo roll
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
They've obviously taken to heart the old Eskimo saying .... 'you can't have your kayak and heat it'
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
David@traxvax, try to think of a canoe as a monoski. The snowplough is by-passed, and you can't cross your canoes, so it all makes for very smooth technique. There's only one problem - these guys seem to be sitting in the middle of the piste, so I think they're boarders.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
david, you're right they're looking for the brow of a hill.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"I told you it was impossible to canoe to the North Pole"
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
And they're raising the brow of an eye.
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