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When skiing is better than sex !

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You can get a shag almost anytime but you can't ski conditions like this very often.
Early start up to the Grands Montets this morning, 3 quick tops, left and right of Rognon and a Face, the whole of the mountain is covered in cold firm windpack, it's just glorious believe me it doesn't come any better!
Then a Lavancher on the far right swiftly followed by a Combe des Amethystes all on near perfect windpack and then another. By this time Mrs LZK was getting a bit of legburn so down the Pierre a Ric at 1.15 pm for a beer, HOWEVER this was just so damn good that I had to leave the Missus in the bar whilst I went and got some proper boots and skis and I went to play Shocked 700m vertical on something that gets as close to a perfect race piste that I've ever seen. A few moving human GS gates with the wind whipping through what little hair I've got left. Anybody that tells you the conditions are crap in the Alps let them believe it Cool Probably one of the best days skiing I've had in the past few years. After having travelled and skied throughout the world I can honestly say that when it's like this there is no other resort in the world that even comes close to Cham. I'm glad I live here Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley Madeye-Smiley
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LARGEZOOKEEPER, But did you enjoy it?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Frosty the Snowman, Nope, it was absolute crap Toofy Grin
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sort of begs the question, when is sex better than skiing ?
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masmith, when there's no snow.
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dendix (but that is stretching it) ?


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masmith wrote:
sort of begs the question, when is sex better than skiing ?


When you are visiting Tamworth Snowdome.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
"when skiing is better than sex!"

Is Mrs LZK aware of this particular post??

Very Happy
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Kruisler, Yup although she is not in agreement Cool Toofy Grin
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masmith wrote:
dendix (but that is stretching it) ?


... and you thought carpet burns were bad, oooohyaaaah Shocked
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Skiing is better than sex coz I will go skiing four times this year Toofy Grin
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Skiing is better than sex coz I will go skiing four times this year Toofy Grin


Laughing snowHead Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Skiing is better than sex coz I will go skiing four times this year Toofy Grin


Is Mrs FTS aware of this particular quote? Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
A well known French ski guide when asked if he thought skiing was better than sex is reputed to have replied:

"Better than sex with your wife - yes.

Better than sex with your mistress - no."

Vive La France.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Frosty the Snowman, What stamina for a Lardy Love God! Toofy Grin
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Quote:

You can get a shag almost anytime


I'm obviously doing something wrong Puzzled
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You can ski by yourself and not go blind (provided you wear goggles)
No one minds if you go skiing with a bunch of guys
After skiing on your own, your legs might be tired, not your hands
It's acceptable to show your girlfriend/wife pictures of you skiing with other people
You don't need a condom to ski safely with others. (or a tissue for solo skiers)
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Yeah but if you ski too fast when you're with the wife, she'll sure start complaining then Shocked
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masmith wrote:
sort of begs the question, when is sex better than skiing ?



No green, blue, red or black run is better than skiing the ol' pink run wink
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Whitegold, I had presumed that you would prefer a mixture of a green and a red run wink
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not this season Sad
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Terrible when you think pink but down brown wink
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
in a straight choice,
I'd rather ski on my own and then
two is debatable as discussed but
with a cosy three......zi ice melts Madeye-Smiley
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Frosty the Snowman,
4 times

PSB
La Ros
EOSB
What's the other one?
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Whitegold, I had presumed that you would prefer a mixture of a green and a red run wink



Frosty -- If the river runs red, take the dirt track wink
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Currently, I have to pay for skiing.... but at least it's available rolling eyes
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I still can't manage a 360 whilst skiing.
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johnboy, Les Menuires / Reberty April 1st. Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Frosty the Snowman,

You do know, that you'll need 5 trips next year!!!
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Skiing lasts longer and I don't worry about the kids discovering me at it
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I think you all should check what's wrong with your sex life if skiing is better than sex (particularly with your better halves).
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LARGEZOOKEEPER, I just bumped in to Babs, she said just looking at snow is better than sex! Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
SMALLZOOKEEPER, I presume Babs is Mrs LARGEZOOKEEPER, wink
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i said to my friend: would you prefer 3 weeks of sex and 300 days of skiing or 300 days of sex and 3 weeks of skiing

he replied ... : i'm only getting 3 weeks of sex anyway so i'll take the first option!
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