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Here's another opportunity to crack a crevasse joke...

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
They say that a picture is worth ten words, in terms of a caption.

So, see what you can make of this one.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"Touching the not-really-much-of-a-void"
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
"And I said, 'so what if we sit in the middle of the piste, it's not like the ground is going to open up and swallow us' ...d'oh"
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
"They told me this was a serviced orifice, so where's the photocopier? There's going to have to be a complaint, George"
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
This isn't the sort of craic I had in mind, Patrick!
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"Get out quick! I can see an x-wing coming..."
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Human wedges fail in attempt to split glacier
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
First phase of Ice Hotel (corridor) now completed. Sauna under construction.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
I know I lost my ski just around here somewhere.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
"The sun's coming up soon. The winner's the one who can slide down the furthest." [presenter from Japanese game show 'Endurance']
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
They said the couloir's were narrow but this is ridiculous.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Donald where's ya troosers!
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Easyski.com's "slopeside accomodation"
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
British Gas apologises for any inconvenience caused by glacier works.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
"For the last time, you did not tell me to bring a rope!"
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
"I told you.... the definition of losing weight means we can walk across a piste without it cracking... but oh no - you wouldn't listen - you knew better....."
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
when the ski´s carving it should leave a clear track in the snow
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Follow on from ise,

"You maybe sharpened your edges tad too much, Clive?"
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Loki and I told you that more cake means we wont fit down here in the first place!
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
George, could you pass down the Polyfilla - I've found a crack.
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You took me all this way for a nobbly knees contest?
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Look Jef don't argue with me, I distinctly remember saying the half pipe should be 13 foot and not 13 inches wide.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Stage 15 of the French hide and seek championships is taking place in the Alps today.
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Young Moses visits the ski slopes.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
"Look, don't worry, we'll have you out soon. Are you hungry?"
"Hungry? We're bloody ravine..ous"

.....apologies for that one!
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