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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Not only do you take up less piste space, you travel with less luggage.
Yes, skiing in tandem could be the big new trend for '04/'05.

Any tips from those who've tried it, or know-alls who don't need to?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Have you got a picture of the landing? Smile
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Yes, this fine oil painting by Edvard Munch.
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Pantomine cow costume lost in daredevil stunt.

Acknowledgements to David Goldsmith, for that one.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Funny, I thought this was a picture of the landing....
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Thanks, Mark. I'm not sure we can accept that one, but if you can find two amputee 2-legged cows on one pair of skis we'd certainly count that as 'tandem'.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
David Goldsmith wrote:
Not only do you take up less piste space, you travel with less luggage.
Yes, skiing in tandem could be the big new trend for '04/'05.

And you double the capacity of drag lifts. Cool
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
David Goldsmith, not quite what you were hoping for but a cow on skis
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What about this?
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Following the post 9 11 security clampdowns, terrorist hijacking moved in a previously unanticipated direction.
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That's just an extremely bad one-piece suit, Wear The Fox Hat

My ISP blocks Mark's pantomime cow - what am I missing ?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Oh no it doesn't.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Oh yes it does.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
It's probably best to put it BEHIND YOU!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Wear The Fox Hat, I love cows, they do the BEST ice cream. Mind you, i have to confess that we once kidnapped the cow from outside the store and took it to the gondola. These days it is chained up Embarassed
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
In a bar somewhere up the mountain in Schladming, is a picture of 10 people on 1 pair of skis, not airbourne mind you but definitely in motion!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Did they get a group discount on the ski rental?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Thinking back, I seem to remember that the skis themselves were attached to the ceiling of the bar.
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...and you saw the skis moving? What had you been drinking? snowHead
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I don't know, but it was a very pretty colour and came in a little glass, and then the next one had some fruit in it (so must have been good for you Wink ) and the third had whipped cream on top - the rest is a little hazy!!!
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