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What are these cows doing on the bunny slopes?

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Poster: A snowHead
Most farmers have the good sense to put their cattle in steaming barns for the winter, so these cows have either escaped, or they've persuaded the ski school that they need a beginner lesson.

Or is there another explanation?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
That's just a picture of the low-er slopes.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
The Pamporova bull run proved to be less exciting than it's Spanish cousin, Pamplona.
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Claims that cattle can live off snow in the winter are all bull.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Experiments to produce organic ice cream.
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Fat old cows on a beginners slope, must be the States Wink
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
New production line for Ski frozen yoghurts
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
'Cows grazing on the lower slopes' is not a snow report most resorts would like to see in the press...
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First Local: Hello, not seen you for a while.

Second Local(sniffily): I've been ill. I blame this cold leather le've been getting lately.
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Val d'Isere dairy herd walks up to avoid high lift prices and cattletruck conditions on Funival.
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So who was it that said that you'd never see a cow 'erd on the slopes?
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Its clearly Friesian out there -
so for this weather you want Jerseys.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
They must be freezing their teats off.....
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The latest Boarder penchant for wearing old gaper one-piece ski suits . . . takes an ugly turn for the worse.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Queues form for the new 'face of milka' campaign
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Poster: A snowHead
...and here's the winner.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
David Goldsmith, unless I'm mistaken, those are the new Bovine Bindings, guaranteed to help you avoid making a cow's @rse of your landings.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Maybe, but I have an udder theory.
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Isn't it wearing two skwals (or whatever they're called)? No pun, just an observation.
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David Goldsmith, ahh, but is it worth a pat on the head?
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The pastures better on the upper slopes.
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