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" I can't handle the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Poster: A snowHead
Cards on the table!

I ski the piste as well as is possible, there are those faster, but they train and are fitter.
I ski Off-Piste as well as is possible, there are those whom ski steeper, straighter and tweek more. I do struggle with transissions between short radius and no radius turns!

I'm not fit! I don't tour as much as i should and work too much, limiting my skiing.(You guy's ski more often than I!)

I'm aggressive, so aggressive i'd rather kill you than kill my speed. I decide what my skis do, if they are supposed to do 'that' i make them do 'this'.

I could have only have become this person by kicking my life into touch and gambling on a life here in Cham'.
Yes, LARGE-BOY made it possible and easier, but i was/am commited.

Are you this person? No? Who cares, you do your job and enjoy what you do with your money. Life is just 'one' ride, enjoy it, choose well your influences. But remember, YOU will and can influence someone else, the best things you do will be hidden from you forever! Speak up, change something. LIFE os TOO SHORT!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Well, I'm a superb skier, easily competition standard. I use all the latest and most prestigious equipment because I am a wealthy person of independent means. I am also tall, blonde and irresistibly attractive, leaving trails of heartbroken men in my wake as they fail to keep up with me on the slopes (and everywhere else). On top of that, I have an IQ of well over 140 and impeccable literary taste. I can also cook.

So there.

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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Lizzard, We're twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool snowHead Laughing
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Lizzard, You had me at "cook"
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Lizzard, so, mum, you are where I got those skills from... Laughing
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i'm a meagre 165cms and am swapping a humble apartment in grungy south west london for a dull old time in geneva. My only saving grace is that I can still carve rock solid arcs on 203cm skis...maybe someone will love me...
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I'm 6'1", fat, good looking (for a fat lad), skiing is average at best but i can cook! (why do you think i'm fat?)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
SMALLZOOKEEPER, what, you've had a sex change? Congratulations!
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Lizzard, not sure I believe you on the old IQ front there. Surely someone with an IQ of over 140 would know that twins do not have to be same sex. Maybe there is a cut-off for that know ledge at 150, as my IQ is over 150. As for cooking, I can, but prefer to leave it to my servents. Razz

A fresh beer please Jeeves.


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beeryletcher, Bang, in and out!
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Actually, the IQ part was one of only two accurate statements contained in that post. Sorry to disappoint!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
SMALLZOOKEEPER, Boy those surgeons sure sound quick these days ! Toofy Grin Good luck girl!
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
beeryletcher, STRAP-ON! Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
SMALLZOOKEEPER, strap off surely?

Anything to do with "powder leashes", fnahr fnahr?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
SMALLZOOKEEPER, What! They let you keep it? Puzzled
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Lizzard, go on, tell us you're a bloke Very Happy
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
WiRED, he isn't Shocked
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
marc gledhill, are you implying that Lizzard came from Miami, FLA...

(ok hands up who's got the "do do do" thing in their head now)
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My name is John and I'm an...

Sorry, that was Monday night
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I cook rather than starve but frankly it's a pretty marginal choice in my view.

I could ski with better technique but most of the time I find it more fun to just ski.

I once scored two tries against Pilkington Recs (RL) in the days when that meant something.
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