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Ever wondered why they are called the piste patrol?

http://mapage.noos.fr/vadidfilm/piste-patrol.jpg

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
are they all writting their names in the snow then? Seems to be what you chaps do en masse!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Invisible ink - I see no yellow snow rolling eyes
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apologies for awful spelling gaff - thought I'd better mention it before anyone else does!
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Lorraine Agass wrote:
are they all writting their names in the snow then? Seems to be what you chaps do en masse!

Some years ago I stopped for a pee during a snow storm, beside some piste or other.
After removing a glove and fumbling below my jacket with layers of invisible clothing I finally managed to relieve myself.... only to find I had peed in my glove. Shocked


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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
So when I go off piste I have to expect some yellow snow!

davidof

Any idea of the nationality of the piste patrol? Has to be the French if it is my money on the bet but the uniform would point a finger to the British. Don't think the Swiss or Austrians would do that, younger Germans may, Italians I am not sure but the French has no hang-up this sort of thing.
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An Everest climber was asked what was the hardest part of the climb. He replied - 6" of down padded clothing and a 3" pint.
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A friend of mine on the committe of a golf club had a letter of complaint from the lady members regarding men relieving themselves on the course.

After much discussion they wrote back stating that although not desirable, efforts to stamp out the practice would prove to difficult and therefore in the spirit of equity the committee offered the ladies the same facility.
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[quote="saikee"]So when I go off piste I have to expect some yellow snow!

davidof

Any idea of the nationality of the piste patrol?quote]

French definitely Happy, but as someone pointed out, where is the yellow snow? Not a smoking... or even steaming gun. So who knows what they are doing.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
To catch the culprits using the smoking gun theory does have a place here then.
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