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(Borrowing this from EpicSki)
Endless Luv - A reaction to the recent "shorter-and-shorter" trend.
Big Luv - Several women can share the same skis
The Luv That Dare Not Speak Its Name - Men's model
Courtney Luv - A ski for the woman who flops around the hill out of control, doing anything for attention
Luv Stinx - I can't belive thay haven't already made this one
To Sir, With Luv - For instructors who specialize in teaching teenagers
Tainted Luv - Straight-ski '80s throwback
Luv Child - Cheap kids' ski
The Luv Connection - Rental ski included in first-time ski-school packages; instructors watch videos of student after hours and laugh
Mother Luv Bone - Purely Park 'n' Pipe
Can't Buy Me Luv - World Cup race stock
Luv Story - Unseasoned pine core
Dr. Strange Luv - Doomsday machine
The Luv Boat - Lots of different versions, all essentially identical
Addicted to Luv - Really not that good a ski, but "ironic" advertising with slinky models makes it sell
The Pompatus of Luv - Nobody has any idea what it is
Puppy Luv - the cutest thing on the hill
Bad Luv - park/off piste ski for those who steal lines
Luv me doo - for those who like being towed by skimobiles
All you need is Luv - the ultimate all mountain ski
From Russia with Luv - great for skiing Red runs
Let's Make Luv - a development ski, never intended for production
Unconditional Luv - comes with no waranty, but the bindings automatically adjust and release you based on how you feel.
Bye Bye Luv - they keep getting stolen
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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(ok so maybe this belongs in the Apres Zone)
Feel free to add your own.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Luvs Labours Lost - hard work, bit of an abortion really
Luv in the Mist - powder blue, gets everywhere (who cares what it skis like), once you get a pair you'll never get rid of them (actually don't Salomon do this one already  ).
Fifteen Luv - promising starter ski, ideal for teenagers
Thirty Luv - good intermediate ski, hungry for progression
Forty Luv - almost there but not quite a winner, for the middle-aged cruiser.
Luv Forty - pretty hopeless, if this ski doesn't make you give up nothing will.
Luv Divine - top of the range (all Luvs excelling)
Last edited by Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see? on Thu 4-05-06 10:09; edited 2 times in total
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Luv Supreme - old fashioned ski with a creamy mushrom sauce
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Luv in an Elevator. Skis designed to be left in the lift.
Luv Shack. The ZOO.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Luv on the Rocks - extreme off piste skis
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Lardy Luvs ... lots of grunting and sweating for little reward, but look good leant against a bar wall.
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Unrequeited Luv - Look great but too hard to use.
Puppy Luv - Skis for dogs.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Luv is a Battlefield - The Army Camoflague version
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Scary Luv - couloir ski
Jiggly Luv - mogul ski
Solo Luv - monoski
Inflatable Luv - water ski
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Luv lies bleeding - the ski for frequent fallers
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Give a little Luv- the ski for charitable skiers
Real Luv- hard to find
forever Luv- dam near impossible to find
Last edited by And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports. on Thu 4-05-06 18:57; edited 1 time in total
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Whole Lotta Luv - only for people with long curly hair
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You know it makes sense.
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Luv Handles - the fatter ski with great edge grip
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Platonic Luv - snowboarder appeal
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Poster: A snowHead
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pam w, 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Back Street Luv - Air Curvers
Luv is all Around - ideal for wet wet wet slush skiing
The Look of Luv - Rusty old Springboard model
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Alan Craggs, that last one .... classic
Tough Luv - you take your kid with you to buy them ... and have them fitted for your boots.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Tainted Luv - there's something not quite right about them...they look like a snowboard...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Luv in a cold climate - get a high TOG duvet
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Radar Luv - never get lost in a whiteout again.
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Luv Hurts - for tough guys
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Your Luv is taking me higher - Ultra secret uphill ski, expected to corner the market in ski touring.
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Luv Sick - for Kramer's girls.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Luv Suks - adolescent ski
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Luv Machine - A vibrating ski
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Frosty the Snowman, I guess that would have the old Rossi Axial bindings on it too
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You know it makes sense.
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I Luv u baby - A ski for the little ones.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Luv me tender - for wax virgins
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Goodbye my LUVer - Skis for fat girls to cry on (cf Kramer's comment)
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Stoned in Luv - Freeride skis
Luv on my mind - You can't stop thinking about these skis.
Luv Generation - Freestyle skis
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Luv is All Around You. Punter ski. 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Wear The Fox Hat, that would be the Blunt Luv then
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Fevered Luv - you're forever catching an edge (or worse)
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My Luv is bigger than a Cadillac - that'll be the ski for Wear the Fox Hat.
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Alan Craggs, I thought you promised not to mention the time my towel slipped as I walked from the shower back to my room...
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Luv IT, designed by computers, skied by geeks.
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Baby Luv - elderly pop star skis (I'll get me coat...)
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