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Four Commandiments.

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Footworks Four commandiments for buying skis, 2006/7

Thou shall not vend skis shorter than nose height of the SZK.

Thou shall not vend skis of dubious fabrication marerials. Therefore in wood solely. Those exceptions shall hath been deamed to be of randonee denomination.

Thou shall not vend skis whom choose to persicute thy knee further by having width of over 110mm.

Thou shall not vend skis whom width should fit into thy cup of tea and are therefore sit below thy holy grail of 80mm. Those exceptions shall be thy holiest of holy. Genuine World Cup race ski.


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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Thou shall not vend skis of dubious fabrication marerials. Therefore in wood solely.
Yes, well said. Bring back all-wood skis. Ban those new-fangled metal edges.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Adrian, Cock
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, on the first, second, third, fourth, fith and seventh days I went skiing. I've parted the seas but it takes skis of greater than 110mm to build true walls of water. Forget knees, think float.
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parlor, Only you....................................................and the sixth day? wink
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Thou shall not vend skis whom width should fit into thy cup of tea and are therefore sit below thy holy grail of 80mm. Those exceptions shall be thy holiest of holy. Genuine World Cup race ski.


I'm sure there will be plenty of people who wish to worship at your altar.

Out of interest, what's a "genuine World Cup race ski"?
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rob@rar.org.uk, that'd be the race stock ones that the World Cup racers actually use, not the ones the punters buy.
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Wear The Fox Hat, Those'll be the ones with the soft porous bases that need servicing every morning?
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
rob@rar.org.uk, that'd be the race stock ones that the World Cup racers actually use, not the ones the punters buy.

I thought that might be the case. How many pairs of race stock actually escape from the clutches of racers and serviemen and get to be sold in shops like Footworks?
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rob@rar.org.uk, Very few, but more than any other shop, i think. Very little demand and high stock holding. That is if you pay. wink
daehwons, I could do with someone to spell check my posts, you up for it? Little Angel
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, you'd need to be careful about spell checking. You might write:
I have some great slalom skis in stock
and it might appear as
I have some great salomon skis in stock
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
rob@rar.org.uk, Very few, but more than any other shop, i think.

What is the differnence between genuine race stock, and the "race department" versions sold by the likes of Snow&Rock?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
rob@rar.org.uk, That's a long post, i'll get around to it. However for the momment, lots and very little. Abiguos sod that i am.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
SMALLZOOKEEPER, No, I am usually just as bad!

When I first read the title and clicked I thought I was going to see something along the lines of

Thou shalt dip pomme frittes in mayonaise (I do when im on holiday... but not at home, strange)

Thou shalt eat the small green gerkin - they are tasty

etc.
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
rob@rar.org.uk, That's a long post, i'll get around to it.

Happy to wait. I'm genuinely interested.
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Quote:

What is the differnence between genuine race stock, and the "race department" versions sold by the likes of Snow&Rock?

I would think the biggest one is the bloke skiing them? rolling eyes
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, on the sixth day I clean my chalet Evil or Very Mad
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