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Dear winter sports enthousiasts,
We are a group of students going to Les Sybelles from tomorrow. We would like to surprise one of us with an original birthday present. Does any of you know about a strip club or other place where we could get a lap dance/erotic dance for the gal? Doesn't have to be too serious, it's about the idea.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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 You'll be lucky.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need an English teacher more than a lap dancer.
I'm £50 plus expenses.
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Think you're in the wrong resort for that kind of thing...now Saalbach or Solden and you might be in luck! 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Ischgl is the place to go for that sort of thing.
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Ski bunnies is the answer, then lessons in grammar!
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@ansta1, some of them are very well educated (I am reliably informed) so kill two birds with one stone. Thy prefer Austria though.
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@Pruman, i know the bunnies are very very well educated. The OP however......
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You could pay for her to get pulled by dogs. Much nicer..... 
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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There's no answer to that 
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IF.... you pay for my flight out, my lift pass, and basic accommodation.... I will give you anything you desire.......got a gimp mask if necessary...
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I tried to book s sled ride this week @Pruman, but they were all booked so will have to wait till you come back in March.
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You know it makes sense.
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How is booking a surprise stripper an "original birthday present"?!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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@miranda, maybe it's a bit retro cool or something?
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Poster: A snowHead
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@cedrix,
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other place where we could get a lap dance/erotic dance for the gal?
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Draw lots amongst your group. Loser does lap dance. She wouldn't be expecting that. With cash saved you could buy round of drinks. Sorted 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Perhaps it's an unusual gift for a girl, @miranda.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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A couple of months ago I learnt the Italian word for a gift which is really what the donor wants for himself. Prompted by my 4 year old Italian grandson buying his father a toy police car, driven by a Minion, for his birthday.
Sadly, I've forgotten the word. I wonder if there's an equivalent in French? Not in English, I think.
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| pam w wrote: |
| Perhaps it's an unusual gift for a girl, @miranda. |
Maybe for these youngsters but not when I was that age. Thankfully I never had to experience it personally but definitely was at a number of female friend's teenage birthday parties when... wahey... who's this arriving..?! Ha ha!
the lucky "gals" largely (but not always) laughed along as expected to, but it was always pretty grim and led to numerous guests turning to each other and saying "please do NOT do that to me at my party!"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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| pam w wrote: |
A couple of months ago I learnt the Italian word for a gift which is really what the donor wants for himself. Prompted by my 4 year old Italian grandson buying his father a toy police car, driven by a Minion, for his birthday.
Sadly, I've forgotten the word. I wonder if there's an equivalent in French? Not in English, I think. |
It sounds to me more like the German word "Gift" which in English means.......
There are better surprises I am sure, but I suppose that the original poster knows his/her friends best.
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Would anyone, other than a sock, make a first post such as this?
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For a suitable emolument I will don one of my kilts and she can have a wee peek up it if she likes.
No touching mind you or Mrs UANN's wrath will probably destroy your holiday and possibly despoil the ski area.
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@pam w,
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| Prompted by my 4 year old Italian grandson buying his father a toy police car, driven by a Minion, for his birthday |
Seems reasonable. What makes you think his father didn't want that for his birthday?
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He would have been thrilled, @Steilhang, had he been allowed to play with it...
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No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. What's next ? Where can I score some drugs ?
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Forget France, go to Ischgl, brothel under the main gondola, I kid you not.....
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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| JoyZipper wrote: |
| No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. What's next ? Where can I score some drugs ? |
Someone actually asked that a few weeks back, was after a hook up for cocaine in Andorra I think.
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Don't tell @JoyKiller that, they'll self-combust!!
I think you should do the routine yourselves, students need the cash..
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You know it makes sense.
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| Pruman wrote: |
You need an English teacher more than a lap dancer.
I'm £50 plus expenses. |
Are you touting for the teaching role or the lap dancing role?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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| SnoodyMcFlude wrote: |
| JoyZipper wrote: |
| No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. What's next ? Where can I score some drugs ? |
Someone actually asked that a few weeks back, was after a hook up for cocaine in Andorra I think. |
Just go into the little bar and make the secret sign. Tell them Raul sent you.
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Poster: A snowHead
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Thank you fellow  , this thread really made me chuckle.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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| 2planks wrote: |
| Forget France, go to Ischgl, brothel under the main gondola, I kid you not..... |
Freeride bar and Schatzi are not quite what they want I think ☺
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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This thread is useless without pictures .
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| JoyZipper wrote: |
| No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. What's next ? Where can I score some drugs ? |
Et alors? So where is the best place to score some crystal meth at Col d'Ornon? Have always wanted to know 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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| CharlieL wrote: |
| JoyZipper wrote: |
| No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. What's next ? Where can I score some drugs ? |
Et alors? So where is the best place to score some crystal meth at Col d'Ornon? Have always wanted to know |
Go the other way for the even more druggie Col de la Morte.
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| JoyZipper wrote: |
| No place for this topic on the forum in my opinion. |
Presumably @JoyZipper's username is not the smutty innuendo I initially assumed.
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Wonderful. Just spat out my breakfast laughing so much. Happy Monday
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| Bennyboy1 wrote: |
| Wonderful. Just spat out my breakfast laughing so much. Happy Monday |
If you enjoyed that then seeing as you are a fairly recent snowHead you may not have seen some of the old posts by savaloy_joy (who sadly seems no longer to contribute). Here's a classic example extolling the nightlife in Solden..... http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?p=1444029&highlight=#1444029
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@Alastair Pink, thanks. Not sure I fully understood it.
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