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Is it pronounced gape-r or gap-er?

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The American word for an inexperienced skier...

Is it 'gape-r' as in 'his jaw gaped open'

or

'Gap-er' as in 'mind the gap'.

I want to ask on TGR, but I'm scared that they will call me a gaper.
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I always assumed 'gape-r', as the other pronunciation would surely be spelled 'gapper' - but as it originated in America, maybe not?! I'm wondering now too Smile
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Newbie. Far nicer.
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rob@rar wrote:
Newbie. Far nicer.


still derogative. Beginner. How about that?

As for TGR, I'm sure they have some much better insults for anyone who posts about gape-rs. Talking of which "Snowheads - A middle England Gaperfest" - TGR (http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=3931)
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davidof wrote:
rob@rar wrote:
Newbie. Far nicer.


still derogative. Beginner. How about that?
Perhaps, but maybe not if said with a smile.

Don't want to get in semantics, but isn't a beginner someone who has never skied before, someone who is on their first skiing holiday? While a newbie is someone with limited experience as they are new to skiing? Someone at the end of their second week of skiing is not a beginner, but they are still new to skiing.
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rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too
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Bones wrote:
rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too


Generally the term jong, is used for someone new to the experience Madeye-Smiley
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Bones wrote:
rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too
Ah, I see. I call them a "potential client", pronounced "potential client" wink
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Gaperness has nothing to do with being a neophyte. One can gape all one's life, equally a newbie who cracks on and is self aware need never gape hard.

The nearest UK translation is Billy or Punter.

The easiest Gaper identifier is gap between goggles and hat or helmet or wearing sunnies with helmet which inevitably creates said gap.
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Bones wrote:
Bones wrote:
rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too


Generally the term jong, is used for someone new to the experience Madeye-Smiley


But I thought Jong was an acronym for 'Jack Off Newbie Gaper'?
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@Dave of the Marmottes, please don't let's get back into the discussion as to why you shouldn't wear sunglasses with a helmet, more and more I see seasonaires and locals wearing sun glasses and helmet, the fashion police have lost this one me-thinks Very Happy


Only acceptable if you have goggles strapped around the helmet. Not that I ever wear a helmet Twisted Evil
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rob@rar wrote:
Bones wrote:
rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too
Ah, I see. I call them a "potential client", pronounced "potential client" wink


I see Rob. Enquiring minds may wonder what do you call an actual client?
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dogwatch wrote:
rob@rar wrote:
Bones wrote:
rob@rar, davidof, not necessarily either, its describing a clueless person who doesn't have to be new to the sport, as well we all know Toofy Grin I'd go with gape -r too
Ah, I see. I call them a "potential client", pronounced "potential client" wink


I see Rob. Enquiring minds may wonder what do you call an actual client?
A friend.
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davidof wrote:
rob@rar wrote:
Newbie. Far nicer.


still derogative. Beginner. How about that?

..Talking of which "Snowheads - A middle England Gaperfest" - TGR (http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=3931)


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Dave of the Marmottes wrote:
Gaperness has nothing to do with being a neophyte. ...
The easiest Gaper identifier is gap between goggles and hat or helmet or wearing sunnies with helmet which inevitably creates said gap.

I realize you're correctly describing that and not necessarily using it.

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It's like creating arbitrary rules of grammar in order than you can feel superior to those who break them.
These words are used by sheepish people who probably enjoy hiding behind their keyboards more than anything else.

I think "punter" is different, which is actually an accurate description and not a derogatory word in common usage.
The standard euphemism in North America is "Guest" - "Punter" is not an American word I think.


I'm sure I'm a king gapper and gaper and geek. If that's what it takes to wear my stuff anyway I want, why should I care?

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This - I want a gapper (sic) T shirt.
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I think "punter" is different, which is actually an accurate description and not a derogatory word in common usage.


"Punter" is certainly derogatory, one usage being to describe men who visit prostitutes.
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I guess they use the word "gaper" because they can't say "nigger" anymore stateside and they need someone to hate on.

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Does anyone else cringe when they hear the word "punter"? I hate it, it's so horribly patronising and I've only ever heard it used by people who are not far off from being that sort of stereotype themselves
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davidof wrote:
I guess they use the word "gaper" because they can't say "nigger" anymore stateside and they need someone to hate on.

Happy


You can if you are a rapper.
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dogwatch wrote:


I see Rob. Enquiring minds may wonder what do you call an actual client?


A victim or a masochist wink
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I always thought it was gapper (like rapper!), because of the gap between the goggles and woolly hat which looks idiotic, as mentioned above.

Nearly as bad as not pulling your ski trousers down over your boots.
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[quote="stevew"]@Dave of the Marmottes, please don't let's get back into the discussion as to why you shouldn't wear sunglasses with a helmet, more and more I see seasonaires and locals wearing sun glasses and helmet, the fashion police have lost this one me-thinks Very Happy


Darn it obvious line casting snapped.

Anyway Gaper, punter whatever it's only used mainly in fun. There is no doubt some people do leave their brains at home when on holiday and to have a shorthand for recognising that is useful.
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philwig wrote:

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This - I want a gapper (sic) T shirt.


https://www.shirtinator.co.uk/design/personalised-t-shirts/?userdesign=45503405

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Just google 'gape'. That will tell you all you need to know. Embarassed
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dogwatch wrote:
... "Punter" is certainly derogatory, one usage being to describe men who visit prostitutes.

Actually that's not correct. A quick google will find you a site called "punter net" which has no shame in the word.

In pinball, "punter" is anyone who plays the game and again is not derogatory.

Similarly gambling, where punters often "take a punt" and are blissfully unaware of any negative connotations of the words used.
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In Venice Punters are, I believe, known as Gondoliers.
And whoever invented that 'shirtinator' site should note that the name doesn't skim read well Toofy Grin
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HoneyBunny wrote:
I always thought it was gapper (like rapper!), because of the gap between the goggles and woolly hat which looks idiotic, as mentioned above.

Nearly as bad as not pulling your ski trousers down over your boots.


I think you are right.
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Those in the know never say punter in case they're overheard.
Billy or Hillman is preferred.
I guess we all need someone to look down on.
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Does anyone else cringe when they hear the word "punter"? I hate it, it's so horribly patronising and I've only ever heard it used by people who are not far off from being that sort of stereotype themselves


I've only used "punter" when I was working a season and for a few years after. It had a specific and non-judgmental meaning - it was slang for client or paying guest. A punter could be a lovely person and excellent skier but they were a punter by virtue of paying for a holiday and obviously there was nothing wrong with that. I went on a few chalet holidays afterwards and when that bloke in the chalet asked you on the first night if you were a good skier my stock response was "I did a season so I'm not bad for a punter".

The other common usage was in the phrase "punter-shunting" - this was judgmental, it implied intimate relations between staff and a guest and was generally seen as letting the side down!

Gaper is clearly derogatory but I agree doesn't mean beginner. It includes people who really should know better - can't handle themselves in lift queues without waving skis and poles in people's faces, ski in jeans in bad weather (I'd say at all but I'm harsh like that), jester hats after the age of 12, etc.
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