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Piste skiing getting more dangerous. Is it Jeremy Corbyns fault.
 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

Of course it's not Corbyns fault, but it can't be just a coincidence that the snow has been rubbish since he was elected.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Of course it's Jeremy Corbyn's fault. If we can't blame him for things like this what on earth is he for?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

It is due to EU austerity measures that there have been cut backs of natural snow supply, the use of artificial snow Was sanctioned but limited ito certain areas in a bid to allow some Johnny forigners to have a job over these difficult times .. Prime minster David Cameron said that these measures will help stockpile snow reserves for many years, while Mr Corbyn commented that snow flakes to fall on civilians could prove dangerous and will be giving a free vote in the commons should the need arise..
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The BBC Meanwhile have reported that the SNP have denied the existance of any snow, and will not acknowledge any future snow fall until the UN pass a new resolution allowing the use of any force to pistebash the snow once fallen.. nicola Sturgeon was quoted as saying that without further debate and proof that the snow will not adversly effect any immigrants she could not allow her party the even think about snow, as Scotland does not celebrate xmas then a white xmas is not an issue and all betting on such as been suspended.
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