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Tiger has spent "a torrid night of passion" with Lindsey Vonn in Salzburg last week, just one week after she completely separated from her husband. That will surely ruin the dreams of many a snowhead.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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pics or it didn't happen
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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shes wasted on him - needs to up her game
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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I suspect they're just made for each other.
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not another Daily Mail reader 
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davidof, oi, you're supposed to be writing about skiing, not scurrilous rumour! 
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musher, it's a necessary break from uni revision!
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classy thread title
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Nickski, It could have been soooo much worse
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You can imagine chubby chops sliding down the pole of his depravity
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I wonder if he's after Fanny Chmelar too 
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You know it makes sense.
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| Pedantica wrote: |
| davidof, oi, you're supposed to be writing about skiing, not scurrilous rumour! |
it's in apres and it involves a skier
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Is Tiger a skier?
She seems a but classy for him.
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Poster: A snowHead
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| Cynic wrote: |
| You can imagine chubby chops sliding down the pole of his depravity |
Pms! Read this on my phone, where you can't see the author until you scroll across....
Said to myself "Cynic" and......ta da! 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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| Filthyphil30k wrote: |
Is Tiger a skier?
She seems a but classy for him. |
Seems kind of appropriate. They are both none sports. In one you get some guy go haul your clubs around and pass them to you so you can knock a little titsie ball into a hole, hardly breaking a sweat.
In the other you get your fat ass hauled to the top of a mountain by a lift and then stand on top of a couple of planks of wood while they slide downhill. No way someone as lardy as Lyndsey would survive in a real sport. She would be ok in darts though.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Well done Tiger I say. I'd be more than happy to lose my balls in her bush
Get In The Hole!!!!!
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And what's the par for that h....(sorry too much Alpaka Red)
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davidof,
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In the other you get your fat ass hauled to the top of a mountain by a lift and then stand on top of a couple of planks of wood while they slide downhill. No way someone as lardy as Lyndsey would survive in a real sport. She would be ok in darts though.
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You would still be dithering about where your ski pass slots in when she is over the finish...admit it.......and darts is for losers, Crown Green Bowls is where it´s at these days
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Is she really lardy? I thought she was generally thought of as attractive. 
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davidof, think you need you eyes checking........
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| Pedantica wrote: |
| Is she really lardy? I thought she was generally thought of as attractive. |
In a group of (female) slush nuts ... dead ordinary. Im sure her Mum thinks she's beautiful which is fine.
Ive only seen her once and Davidof is being tellingly polite .... one day she's going to be a real heifer
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| davidof wrote: |
| Pedantica wrote: |
| Is she really lardy? I thought she was generally thought of as attractive. |
if I saw her on the underground I'd offer her my seat |
you need that seat yourself, you are a sick man,
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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If she is getting lardy I can suggest some exercises
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| kooky wrote: |
You would still be dithering about where your ski pass slots in when she is over the finish...admit it. |
I'd be quite happy to wager a 1000 quid that, despite my advancing years, I could beat Lyndsey in a proper ski race. Lets say a 1000 meter skin up to warm up for the descent, and knowing she can't ski off piste, a descent on piste. When I say beat, I mean her ass would be truly pwned.
Tiger does have a penchant for tubby blondes
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davidof, From the viewpoint of sitting in a deckchair, beer in one hand and binoculars in the other . . . it's not your scrawny ass that I would be following on this climb.
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You know it makes sense.
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She gets the attention, but there are MUCH hotter/prettier/foxier women on the tour than her. For me...obviously.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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| davidof wrote: |
I'd be quite happy to wager a 1000 quid that, despite my advancing years, I could beat Lyndsey in a proper ski race. Lets say a 1000 meter skin up to warm up for the descent, and knowing she can't ski off piste, a descent on piste. When I say beat, I mean her ass would be truly pwned.
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Are you drunk?!
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Poster: A snowHead
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| andersont wrote: |
| davidof wrote: |
I'd be quite happy to wager a 1000 quid that, despite my advancing years, I could beat Lyndsey in a proper ski race. Lets say a 1000 meter skin up to warm up for the descent, and knowing she can't ski off piste, a descent on piste. When I say beat, I mean her ass would be truly pwned.
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Are you drunk?! |
No he is sure he can get (it) up quicker than Vonn.
He is an uphill skier she is not.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Hmmm.. she'd have plenty of leg strength and I suspect quite a competitive streak to say the least
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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And youth.
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| Scarpa wrote: |
| Hmmm.. she'd have plenty of leg strength and I suspect quite a competitive streak to say the least |
Yeah right, bring it on I say.
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I think davidof, may have been spending a little much time in lonely mountain refuge huts with nothing but a dead marmot for company . . . 
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Poor davidof, they don't undestand you.  .Come back to the Off Piste section where you're amongst friends...
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Get in the hole!!!
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That will surely ruin the dreams of many a snowhead.
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N'ah - I never fancied him
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Boris, and you almost his perfect type.
No really.
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