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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Can anyone recommend padding that fits both my back bottom and my elbow? The problem is I very often get them mixed up.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@Dr John, Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@Dr John, What you need is some tissues to wipe your àrse with - plain or eucalyptus, your call. Smile
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
@irie, I'll ask my goggle-wala to do it. I'll have to pay danger money though.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
get a good dose of Haemorrhoids, you'll be frequently reminded which is which.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@ansta1, I'd describe that as a last resort. Going to try paper tied on with string first, see how I get on.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@Dr John, My goggle-wala is a nurse so has much experience in these matters. Would Sir like a suppository first? YKIMS
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
@irie, wow, you've gone top end. I found mine cowering behind the bins at chucking out time at The Ronnie.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
irie wrote:
@Dr John, What you need is some tissues to wipe your àrse with - plain or eucalyptus, your call. Smile


You can't wipe your ar$e because you'll dislodge your lift pass
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
There is one advantage Dr John, about getting them mixed up............................


Much easier to kiss your ar5e goodbye Skullie
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