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Austria reports first two coronavirus cases after Italy outbreak

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And now Austria....and in the Tyrol Sad

https://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2020/02/25/austria-reports-first-two-coronavirus-cases-after-italy-outbreak.html
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Don't worry, Austrian grandparents invented the cure (preventative) of all illnesses ages ago*



*side effects may include, err, being sick...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@clarky999, Germans !
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@clarky999, and should that not work...

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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Not much survives a good dose of Stroh.
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@nozawaonsen, that stuff should require a prescription though Laughing
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
https://www.gurktaler.at/
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@clarky999, @nozawaonsen, Laughing
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https://twitter.com/HellaSchreib/status/1232363534220189698
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
nozawaonsen wrote:
@clarky999, and should that not work...


OMG
Tried it once, drooled for an hour
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Couple of years ago there were freebie miniatures of Stroh and some schnapps thing being given away at the Oktobertest in Hemel - every holiday since we've taken the damn things away to perk up a mid morning coffee and we've still got the schnapps left, maybe that might work too Laughing

On a serious note, don't envy anyone living in all these areas at the moment. Having just travelled through Schipol and Gatwick airport I didn't see any notices at all except one solitary one in Mandarin at Gatwick arrivals.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I don't mind Jägermeister but Stroh is disgusting. Only tried it once and I couldn't feel my lips for a week.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
do we really need another thread about the virus?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@Mr.Egg, this one is really a stealth thread about strong alcohol, but you got to fit in with the kids. It’s all virus this and virus that these days.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Can we start drinking the hand sanitizer yet?
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I've found the cure!

1. At the first sign of the virus retire to bed with a bottle of finest Malt and a candle.

2. Light the candle.

3. Drink the Malt until you can see three candles.

4. Blow out the middle candle and go to sleep.

You'll wake in the morning with a bit of a hangover but the virus will have fled the scene.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Richard_Sideways wrote:
Can we start drinking the hand sanitizer yet?


Thought Stroh is hand sanitiser.

That and some Kendal Mint Cake and you'll be perfectly safe in travelling any region Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Stroh is so beautifully horrific that our group can't stay away from it. It's our forfeit drink while we're away snowHead
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Stroh roulette...
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
nozawaonsen wrote:
@clarky999, and should that not work...



A good glug into some hot chocolate and you're bullet proof.
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