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Matchmaking thread: Share a free season with a grumpy guy

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Grumpy old man looking for partner for the season
Known for
Bad language
Belligerence
Being miserable

Apply below
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I wasn't aware I'd applied but as I seem to have got it...
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Before I opened this, I was convinced it was an offer from Masque! Shocked Laughing

(Sorry, Masque.)
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
If the Masque fits Puzzled
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Hey!!! I can cook, clean and still manage to reach and scrub my important little places . . . in fact my Grandmother considered me almost 'housebroken' (high praise indeed from that corner of my personal hell) . . .

I might even be thought to be a 'catch'.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Masque, So are crabs wink
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Actually, you are full of fun so the original description doesn't really apply Toofy Grin
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Scarpa, MHRs old fella and ta for the complement.
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Hmm nice comments and all ....
Any takers?.....
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Poor spelling would be a deal-breaker. wink
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Male og female or tra....? Puzzled
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
What does 'share' mean and....is a permit required?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
So does this mean the best candidate Nixmap could come up with to house sit for the season is a grumpy old guy and he's now trying to find someone to share the duties?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Pedantica, Embarassed fat fingers, phone & brain fart
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Do you get a free lift pass but have to cook your dinners and make your bed?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
HoneyBunny, who's, mine or bum grape's?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I'm your man!
You obviously have access to a number of chalets and as ricklovesthepowder pointed out and you have no problem obtaining young ladies and alcohol, I think we may be a match made in heaven (hell) Toofy Grin

I'm prepared to bring all my years of experience and dungeon paraphernalia with me, I'm practically filling the Volvo as I type. I trust most of the surfaces in the chalet are wipe clean / leather? If not I'll need the roof box for the rubber sheeting.

PM me soon, we'll have a blast!

PS nearly forgot what's your favoured brand of lube?
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Perhaps the birthday boy should vet the applicants? Happy birthday Scarpa, Laughing Laughing
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BACON !!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baconlube-Flavored-Massage-Personal-Lubricant/dp/B007BFXSWY?tag=amz07b-21
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Cheers... and by 'vet' do you mean get them neutered?
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
olderscot wrote:
So does this mean the best candidate Nixmap could come up with to house sit for the season is a grumpy old guy and he's now trying to find someone to share the duties?


Try and keep up
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