Four days ago, Britain's slowest-growing ski club - the WTF - opened a new clubhouse round the back of the Doo Below, Grampian Road, Aviemore and we thought you'd like to see this artist's impression ...
Features include:
- Snow guarantee
- Unlimited wine (note piste trajectory)
- Quad stairlift
- Library (over 18s only)
- Members' bar (under 18s only)
- Large committee room and jacuzzi
As you can see, the building has substantial floorspace and the committee are inviting suggestions as to how this is best used. Please enter your ideas below, and the winner will enjoy a free half-pint courtesy of Alan 'Bubbles' Mackenzie (chairman). snowHeads are welcome to use the facilities (male/female/disabled) on a complimentary trial basis.
Liftpasses have sold out for this month, but a spokesman commented "Use the stairs, you lazy blob."
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
LMFAO
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
We've had an enquiry as to whether this building has an emergency exit.