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Alan Craggs, like it Laughing I just went and had a look at what remained on the original site that Ski Mistress had posted on, I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of sad repressed men over there with no sense of humor, unlike here where we're easy to keep amused Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I paid an old massuer 55 CHF at the Hotel Steffani to take off my clothes and have him massage me since he wouldn't yell at me for not sleeping with him like boys my age do


But why was he wearing your clothes in the first place?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
It was certainly a classy sense of timing. Of course the protesting after that looks very suspicious Very Happy
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skanky, Laughing

I don't know about the rest of you, but I find the name ski mistress a bit on the "naughty" side. Still, one can only dream - am far too old to realise those sorts of ambitions with someone so young Wink
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Please note the title of this thread, I did not ask for a skiing girlfriend, lover, or anything else of a sexual nature I merely asked for a skiing companion, this is because I normally go skiing on my own but have found that I do more skiing and enjoy it more when i have someone to ski with, it's also nice to have someone to chat to over the dinner table or go to the cinema with Cool
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D G Orf, that was last season "pre-snowheads" you'll be able to find people to ski with this season I'll bet.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
ise, if you believe that I can do you a very nice line in flying pigs snowHead

I should have added one more line to my previous post, I would for purely selfish resons prefer my companion to be female, I've done holidays with the lads it would be nice to have a more ....... attractive companion Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
D G Orf, Oh my...I went to bed with a fever, only to awake to your transatlantic psychic harmony. My fever is back. More whiskey and where is that Norwegiankuwait_ian, was talking about Puzzled

Oh and Welcome to snowHeads Ski_Mistress,
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D G Orf, Oh my...I went to bed with a fever, only to awake to your transatlantic psychic harmony

Well what can I say with an IQ arround 150 sometimes the braincells go into overdrive, mayhap that doth explain the headache I hath suffered for most of this day.

Now go have another whiskey and climb back under the covers ( don't forget to add the honey and lemon to the whiskey ) get well soon Little Angel
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D G Orf wrote:
ise. . . I've done holidays with the lads it would be nice to have a more ....... attractive companion Laughing


All right, all right D G, yes I know I've let myself go a bit since, umm, age 20 in WTFH years, but there's no call to be mean. Wink

sparish you're about the cure all wrong, it's brandy and a Norwegian HAT you'll be wanting. Whiskey might be a good prophylactic measure but it doesn't help with existing symptoms. To review: climb into bed and cover everything but your feet. Put the hat on one foot. Whilst looking down, drink until you see 2 hats. Wake up cured. Wink
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comprex, sorry about that, it was not my intention to be mean just telling the truth, although I do accept that this is often seen as being hurtful Sad

I'can't believe that I forgot to add Welcome to Snowheads Ski Mistress, I must have been distracted Little Angel

Still never mind it looks like she only checks us out once a day first thing in her morning so I guess we won't here from her until about 4pm UK time at the earliest Wink
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Right I think we need to sort you lot out! Is there some kind of male menopause/ mid life crisis sweeping the country?
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
comprex, Oh my...after following your cure, I need a second day off work...
(It has nothing to do with the fact that my French skiing mag arrived the post today Wink )

Maybe this will cure me Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
sparish, Hey at least it worked Laughing

Nadenoodlee quote,
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Right I think we need to sort you lot out! Is there some kind of male menopause/ mid life crisis sweeping the country?

I have no idea, I just thought I'd ask.... Embarassed For 5 years my friends have been asking me what I'd like for Christmas/Birthday but I still haven't seen the attractive 6ft tall redhead that I requested Sad so I thought I'd put in a slightly easier request here Blush Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
D G Orf, lol I was aiming it at Mark Hunter, sorry NehNeh
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Poster: A snowHead
D G Orf, I'm just glad I'm not a redhead!

As for Ski Mistress, if she were to change her venue to Big Sky, Montana, I'd willingly ski with her January 26th for a week or two. And she could get top quality instruction from excellent ladies & gents, including Weems, the director of Aspen's ski school.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Wear The Fox Hat, hmm well it might help if you were female too Laughing but not a female redhead who's suffering from hair loss Laughing Laughing

Nadenoodlee, that's ok I'll forgive you Cool but I'm not sure that Mark Hunter, will Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
D G Orf, I'm just glad I'm not a redhead!

I dunno . . . a week in Ibiza should correct that.
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haha
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
D G Orf, ahh he doesnt scare me NehNeh
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Nadenoodlee, are you sure, I think he scares me, well his comments do anyway Laughing
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D G Orf, well he cant pick on girls, as he'll just look mean! therefore im safe Razz
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Nadenoodlee, very good snowHead
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Wow I only started this 5 days ago and already we've got 103 posts (even if half of them are mine) I guess this really is a fun topic after all, it must be down to the fact that only the dedicated snowheads who have broadband at home are on this site at the weekend that it was so quiet Laughing
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D G Orf, don't need broadband to enojy this site! Have you also noticed how many "views" this thread has got compared to posts Shocked
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Yes it's quite impressive isn't it Laughing

So the next question is will the ellusive ski mistress reappear on this site sometime in the next hour, read what has been posted since her message yersterday and post a reply, anyone want to take any bets on this and what odds will you be offering Laughing

Oh I edited this and added the above paragraph at 15.40 UK time
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
That's interesting I'm sure it used to tell you when a thread had been modified, but it doesn't any more Puzzled
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
u can edit your post as often as u like until someone posts after it. At that point edits are noted ar the bottom of the msg.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
admin, Thanks I now understand everything ..... well almost everything anyway Laughing

No sign of ski mistress yet Crying or Very sad Ah well...............
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
If you set your clock to GMT it is still before 4:00 pm
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Mark Lehto, Ah but she's in the US about 7 or so hours behind us civilised fellows, my guess is that she either uses the office internet first thing in the AM there or last thing at night which would mean very late this PM or very early tommorow AM for us Crying or Very sad
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
D G Orf, Do I understand her offer correctly? I'll phrase it in bike terms so that I can understand it better.

The offer is to wheel about a super-light, compact-frame well-handling US Postie bike with a working crack in the bottom bracket/seat tube join. No fee to you and you'll be seen in Postie kit on all the best Cols, but you really shouldn't expect to ride it. Cytomax and other appropriate cycling nutrition supplied, but you are expected to clean the chain, adjust brakes, and keep tyres to pressure.

I shan't get into my pet peeve with compact frame racing bikes- there is not any provision for big bidons and I need at least 800-1200 ml per hour.

Am I correct thus far?
Yours in hydration,
C.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
comprex, Oh God now I'm confused, Confused but yes I think broadly speaking that you might be right in your analogy though when it comes to bikes I stick to my Titanium framed B1, make of that what you will Razz
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Nadenoodlee, it's ok, I think I had my mid-life crisis at about 25 (or so my wife keeps telling me!). So nothing to sort out in that department, in spite of how that post may have looked Confused
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Mark Hunter, so if you had your mid life crisis at 25 does that now mean your geting towards old age Confused
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Mid life crisis, isnt that where you swap your proper job for 4-5 months and go and do a ski season? Laughing

DG, If only.
But I am too old, too short and going to the Milky Way from Dec-April.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Linds, Just make sure that you make those ritual sacrifices to the Sauze snow god as soon as you get out there!! Wink
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Dan, Are you buying the beer for the poorly paid ski worker on New Years eve Laughing
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Ski_Mistress again: I just heard from the moderator who said I have to "tweak" my post to what he feels is more Europe-appropriate since certain terms mean different things in Europe. (Or perhaps he is Puzzled really clever and making himself fit the criteria? He really wanted to remove all mentions of no "riding" the bike. Just teasing.) Hopefully then you guys can read an "altered version" of the post.

I am not a biker, hence couldn't follow the entire analogy but the not riding it thing is pretty firm.

Big Sky might be fun: what's the first name of the Weems guy who runs Aspen? I loved the Aspen ski school's service and if it is the same guy I'm all about taking lessons there. Again, none of the perks unless you follow the strict criteria listed, since the whole point was to identify anomolies in my generation, but for just skiing I'm cool with it. Kind of ironic that in the United States, men buy trophy wives all the time, but I can't seem to buy a trophy ski-boy. A lot of men seem to want to buy me for my genetic traits, but I have no need for money, I just want to stop being harassed to sleep with jerks.

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why was he wearing your clothes in the first place


Nobody was wearing my clothes. Maybe you guys use metric over there, but 5'1" and 100lbs I believe is about 152 cm and 45 kg (I could be wrong). There aren't too many men age 21 and older who can fit into them. I have to confess my Columbia ski jacket is a loose child's size 14-16 and my fur coat is also a kid's size 12/14 (both about $50 mid-season so no worries about traveling with valuables). I am a 22 Mondo in boots and get really ticked when ski rental shops give me boots 3 sizes too big and I fall on my tookus. This means designer clothes are very inexpensive for me and often are on sale because nobody could fit into them.

FYI- It is 3:50 pm ( 15:50 ) I am at GMT-5 hours Eastern Time in the USA.

Expect the post from me soon
Very Happy Ski_Mistress


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Linds, Are you going to be dancing out on New Years eve then?

If you flutter your eyelashes through our group, then that's at least 14 drinks...................is that enough to get you started?

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