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Wanted - Skiing companion for winter sports

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D G Orf, oh weel, there's always next year! Very Happy

You could always try what happened to me yesterday - I was skiing with a female friend, and we had stopped to discuss which run we were going to do next when the bloke who had stopped just up slope from used asked if we minded if he joined us! I suppose it's one way to pick up a girl, and often if there are two females skiing together then one may be single, but I did find it rather bizarre, and I wasn't very happy with my friend for saying that he could ski with us because all she was then interested in was in pushing me and him together (she's married), and I certainly wasn't interested. Shocked
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pollittcl, I suppose I could give it a try Laughing Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
D G Orf, most things are worth trying once! Very Happy
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pollittcl, and in your previous example once was enough yes ? Laughing
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D G Orf, he was rather obvious, and not my type - but perhaps better than a blind date, at least we could talk about skiing! Very Happy
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pollittcl, well at least you had something to talk about snowHead
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D G Orf, maybe you could reverse the strategy described by pollittcl. Go skiing with a male friend, stop somewhere, flash a bit of ankle and see what turns up....
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AdrianV, now how am I supposed to do that in ski boots I wonder Confused
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D G Orf, good point...you'll have to be a trifle more daring then, and flash something else...
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AdrianV, now whatever can you mean Little Angel mind you if the weather stays as cold as it is at the moment (-18 to -27) at the top I won't even be showing my nose Cool
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Fantastic skiing yesterday, beautiful weather no comanion though, today was snow upon snow but better weather forecast for tomorrow, dinners so far have included, breast of guineafowl and roast rack of lamb, tonight is something with pork, as usuall the food at the Alpenrose is marvelous so neh neh neh wink
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Weather and snow were perfect this last weekend, but the food was terrible - pizza and ice cream with small child! Very Happy
Next weekend should be better - I won't have the small child in tow so I will be able to enjoy myself! (I'm a good girl really! wink )
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First time in 2 weeks Ive got bad weather but we could do with the extra snow now so Im not worried, bessides Im going home Tuesday night. Food still wonderful, scenery incredible I,ve made a few more panoramic pics and when Ive shrunk them down a bit from their 60mb size Ill post them, sorry for the odd punctuation or lak of it but Im using a German keyboard and nothingis in the right place Confused
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You know it makes sense.
D G Orf, so you're in Rocks, perchance? Wish I was back there Toofy Grin
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Actually tonight Im sitting in the hotel sat next to a very pretty blonde, unfortunately her boyfriend is also sat next to her Shocked Sad so Ive still got no skiing companion, ah well maybe next year wink
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Now, snowHeads, this is just not good enough! Young Master Orf is still without a cuddly companion.
1. All over this site, the ski club site, and no doubt other ski forums, there are messages from lone skiers pleading for companions. We must organise some way of getting all these lovely people together. The internet is full of sites claiming to match up couples. Surely we can get this going for skiers. It would be a First. It would really put snowHeads on the map. Skiers would flock to the site. Admin will make a fortune. I will get knighted.
2. I also suggest we start a snowHeads Hit Squad. David is sitting there with a gorgeous blonde lady (same one as last year?). All that separates him from sublime happiness is that darned boyfriend. So I propose we set up a snowHeads Guild of Assassins. It may surprise some snowHeads, but such guilds are commonplace: even Huddersfield has one, but I propose we go to the original for advice - anyone been to Ankh-MorPork?
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Jonpim, Now this has got to be a great idea, but with one proviso. Can we also have a trade-in section for older models that we want to upgrade? For instance, I need one that can ski Toofy Grin
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Tony Ellwood, Laughing Laughing
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D G Orf, dj watch your spelliin you will never pull with bad spellin. Sad Sad
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I wouldn't mind meeting up with you, if we are of a similar standard? I usually don't find many other crazy mad skiers to play with, most other ladies tend to be more sedate than me on the slopes!
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Jonpim, no different one she`s the daughter of the hotel owner and we were using her laptop in the hotel to post the last message, sorry about the spelling its these German keyboards that get me confused.

By the way if I wanted to remove Ralf the previously mentioned blondes boy friend I could, however I dont wish to, just call me Dr Cruces, Teppic, or possibly given his nature I should be refered to as the Patrician of Wengen Cool

Inga, sadly I depart at 8pm tommorrow night and am unlikely to be able to return until next year, Ill ski with anyone I just adjust my style to suit their ability Cool
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D G Orf wrote:
Actually tonight Im sitting in the hotel sat next to a very pretty blonde, unfortunately her boyfriend is also sat next to her Shocked Sad so Ive still got no skiing companion, ah well maybe next year wink


He was on your lap? Shocked
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Jonpim, The trouble is that D G Orf is far too attatched to Wengen - it's just a case of time and place not quite matching up! wink May be we should have arranges a ski trip to Ankh-MorPork, but I'm not sure my skis would cope with skiing on the river! (why am I thinking of snow, luggage, cannon fire and a small talking dog?) Very Happy
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I think that D G Orf needs an intervention...
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skanky, ye gods rolling eyes , no we were using her laptop computer to access snowheads.

pollittcl, ah I see you too are a reader of those books wink By the way I've decided I'm somewhere between Sam Vimes and Carrot when it comes to Wengen and we all know exactly how Sam deals with those gentlemen and ladies who wear black and climb about on high roofs.

Anyway more to the point can we please get off the subject of eliminating attractive females boyfriends, I assure you that were I so inclined I could easily accomplish such things without any further assistance, besides Ralph may be feeling slightly nervous, having read this thread and I have no wish to upset any of the family/extended family at my favorite hotel wink

Kramer,an Act of God would probably be more useful Sad
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D G Orf wrote:
eliminating attractive females boyfriends, I assure you that were I so inclined I could easily accomplish such things without any further assistance
Hey! Way to go! You are a fully trained assassin already! Congratulations. Another asset for snowHeads. You could come in useful. And why didn't you say so before? I'm sure an assassin is irrestable to the laydees - just look at James Bond. Once this gets out D G Orf they'll be queueing round the block.
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Jonpim - I think you are thinking of the skiing scene from the Schiltorn " On her Majesty's secret service " Puzzled . Except that the cable car is now shut and you need the helicopter to get up there to do the dasterly deed.
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D G Orf, I think your just a trainee assassin, no assassin would ever allude to possessing the skills necessary for such a profession A member of the Guild of Assassins would also take his own life were he discovered if there was a risk he could be taken alive.
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You know it makes sense.
D G Orf, of course I read those books! (shows what good taste I have) Very Happy See, something else that would make me the perfect female skiing companion! (and no boyfriend to assassinate, either!) There's only a bit of land and a large patch of water between us! Very Happy Very Happy

Russell, if D G Orf is a trainee assassin he better watch his back now - the Guild likes to keeps it's secrets (I wouldn't be surprised if Mister Teatime paid him a visit!)
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pollittcl, no the guild knows all about me but they choose to no longer send people out to have words with me in dark passage ways, it seems they kept mislaying those same people when it came time for them to return to the guild from those meetings, thus my reference to being similar to Sam Vimes, as he too used to suffer such inconveniences wink There are people out there that even the Guild will not accept commissions for Shocked
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D G Orf, last I heard the Guild fee for Vimes was twenty thousand dollars, but after some dealings with arsenic they were thinking of up grading him! Very Happy
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pollittcl, No the latest news (See night watch) is that they have taken him off their register, something which has apparently upset Sir Samuel as the only other person removed from the register is the Patrician. Apparently they only do this when they consider the death of a particular personage is likely to be much more hazardous than keeping him alive, a reasonable assumption may be that in the event of his death Carrot will possibly take over the city watch, a thought that may well give the assasins serious worries Shocked
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D G Orf, I knew that there was one that I had forgotten (it all depends on what the library has in). For most people, Carrot being in charge of the city watch would be a disasterous circumstance, so it is a fair assumption that the city is better off with Vimes alive. What's the price for Carrot?, or are the Guilds more interested in keeping him alive because of his ancestry? (It would seem that I have some serious reading to do -at an inopportune moment since I'm about to go to Tahoe for 10 days!) snowHead
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pollittcl, I'd say Carrot was in a special catagory all of his own, only an assasin as insane as teatime might have even thought of taking on carrot, after all he carries a sword that will cut through stone, he is described as having a punch hard enough to be respected by trolls and lets not forget he is respected by many guilds, has a girlfriend who's a wearwolf and above all else is nearly universaly liked
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Bit quiet in here, anyone would think I was talking to myself Confused
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If we knew what you were talking about it might encourage others to contribute Puzzled
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kuwait_ian, well the last lot was about the Diskworld series of books by Terry Pratchet, as to what else has been discussed that would require you to read 16 or so pages of nonsense Shocked
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D G Orf, what a coincidence - I'm just starting my 1st TP book - No 25 The Truth. I was OK with the previous pages. wink
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D G Orf, sorry, if you were lonely - I was skiing all last week! snowHead
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Bit quiet in here, anyone would think I was talking to myself


Did somebody say something??????????????????? Little Angel Toofy Grin wink
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