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Masque, I want to lift the tone of this thread, and that will seperate the men for the boys.

A snowHead

Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Hey, hey now, easy on a naive American girl. The speedo thing was for the apres-ski jacuzzi/whirlpool. I agreed to wear a bikini in there so I figured the correlary req would be a speedo, but I guess I don't know what you guys do in Europe. I imagine in the jacuzzi you don't wear five thermal layers and a ski suit. Shocked

bootneck, check your email the req should have arrived by now Wink

. I heard in Australia, thong speedo's are standard swimming attire for men. I thought in Europe maybe they don't wear American-style baggy swimshorts. Do they wear trunks in England?

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Ski_Mistress, if the requirement is to wear swimmers in the jacuzzi, then I guess I'll just have to get up to your moral standards, and go out and buy some.

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Ski_Mistress, Thong Speedos......?? NehNeh

I hope all children are tucked up in bed at this point......

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Ooh! Whoops! I didn't realize my message would be interpreted that way. Embarassed

I 'll rephrase it.

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Ski_Mistress, No need. THAT is what is making this thread soooooooo much fun Wink

After all it is free

Ski_Mistress, I’m afraid my dear, that you’re dipping a toe into very deep waters when you ask about European male swimwear.
The English (who are very different and only loosely connected to the Welsh, Scots and Irish – I’ll leave out the Cornish since they all seem to have become surfer dudes) will only wear vast, ill-fitting scratchy nylon swim-shorts that’ll either droop off the hip bones to expose a straggly crab-ladder and a scrawny spotty bum –or- be forced into the crease of a vast hairy beer belly. In either case, the integrated ventilated scrote support will give them a nasty nappy rash.

I’m sure that there are others here to illuminate you about the rest of Europe.
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THONG speedo's now that's pushing it Laughing

just checked the requirements and here's where i fall down.
I smoke i do keep tying to quit but up to now still smoking.
Not too sure about my apres ski massages as i normally ski with men and i'm not that way inclined.
Dont mind moguls but prefer not to ski them anymore.
Not sure a kiss on the cheek would do that but hey i'll try Laughing

Can't ballroom dance but i'll try most things once.
Speedo's well we'd have to see i do however doubt it.

If your willing to pay i dont think any of your req was unreasonable

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Look once again I will re state for the record, I am not looking for a sexual partner I am looking for someone to ski with and have a conversation with (that makes sense) over dinner.

Is that too much to ask Puzzled

I only had two requirements of that companion, firstly that they are female, secondly that they can come to Wengen, Switzerland during the first two weeks of February 2005, beyond that I'm flexible in my requirements.

Unlike Ski_Mistress, I'm not about to offer to pay for somone to accompany me as I feel that would be giving people the wrong idea, sorry Ski_Mistress, but it does seem rather desparate Shocked

So what would you get in return Puzzled

Well hopefully you get a well educated, polite, gentleman (well most of the time) who will ski with you, show you round one of the most beautiful areas in the alps, and generally ensure that you have a great time.
You'll be staying in a charming family run hotel, with great food ( buffet breakfast and a 5 course evening meal each day, except thursdays when there's a dinner buffet ). And you can ski right back to the door of the hotel, although there is a short but quite steep walk up in the morning to the Cable car or railway stations a free taxi service is provide for all those unfit enough to walk or wearing ski boots.

Just for the record I don't smoke, drink only in moderation and would look dreadful in a pair of speedos (not that I own any) Cool

Now if I don't get any serious replies it won't kill me Crying or Very sad

I'll just go out on my own Sad

as I have done many times before Cool

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D G Orf, quit drawing 3D staircases and set up for guide? As shown in the 'Free Movie' thread, sometimes folks will flock to something you charge for and yet you can't give it away.

comprex, finished the staircases this afternoon snowHead

I could go and guide I suppose, I often stop to help people who are lost on the slopes Little Angel

For that matter if I got a little bit fitter I could go off and become a ski instructor, funnily enough my late father was offered a job doing just that in Wengen years before Ali Ross became the first Brit to do so, I've even taught total beginners to ski in less than a day before (i.e never having put skis on before at the start to basic parallel turns at the end) who knows maybe one day I will Confused

Just not this year Crying or Very sad

You know it makes sense.

> ...Look, once again I will re state for the record, I am not looking for ...

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you were. My statement about matchmaking was more about getting the DCSki and Snowheads groups talking to each other than about personal matchmaking. Consider youself just a convenient tool to this end which I happened to employ. (Hopefully, I'm not just digging myself in even deeper. Wink

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Tom / PM

Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

D G Orf, So far you are the candidate who closest matches my criteria Very Happy

bootneck, I understand in European countries men kiss each other on the cheek as a way of saying hi, similar to an american handshake, so I would not expect this of you. If you don't know how to ballroom dance (I should have made this more clear), clubbing or grinding is okay. Clubbing I believe is what you might do at a disco? in Europe (I did it at the Disco Vivai in Switzerland) and grinding can be done in a boy-girl chain position at the disco. I am sure you've seen it, and one form of dancing is enough. However, because I am asthmatic, the smoking thing will be a HUGE problem so you are out of the running. Thanks for your ever so kind reply. If another ski babe is looking, I will put in a good word for you. Little Angel

Should you agree to getting a patch for a week, feel free to contact me Laughing

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D G Orf, I do not think I am desperate, just jaded and cynical about guys my age, since the original bet started when a young guy said 20-25 year-olds aren't "gold-cuffed" to their jobs and they spend $45 on beer and $2 on crappy food because of monetary limitations (versus 55-years olds who spend $40 on food that doesn't give you diarrhea on the slopes). So by not offering to pay, there would be no motivation to post the ad.

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A snowHead

Physicsman, I think I'll forgive you ....... probably Laughing

Ski_Mistress,

Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Well, since I'm not in the running here, maybe I should post my creds so the Mistress can see what she's missed:
Younger than DGO
Experienced in US customs, phrases and mannerisms (While I'll stand in line, DGO & bootneck can get to the back of the queue, etc)
Experienced in US ski resorts
Non-smoker
I don't do McDonalds
Prepared to ski at an appropriate pace for the conditions and company.
Prepared to advise (where appropriate) and assist (where necessary)
Will dance as required, but more for others amusement, than anything else.
If I run out of funds, I'll just grab a guitar and play/sing in a few bars to raise the cash.

...and if you were as much fun as you make out you are, I'd donate half my fees to charity.

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Wear The Fox Hat,

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Coooo . . . cat fight. . . keep it up boys . . .

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I've tried the patches and i think the only way they would work is to stick it over my mouth so i cant get the cig in Laughing

i do try to be a polite somker ie going outside etc but i am still a smoker. Hope you find what your looking for and just for the record i dont think i have ever kissed another guy on the cheek which being ex navy must be a first Laughing

After all it is free

Wear The Fox Hat, Wait a second... I never knew you were interested Blush

Have you seen the ad? Perhaps I should reread your posts.

PG, Although I am not looking for a boyfriend, just some weeklong ski fun, I do have a story about the clean-shaven req.

My ex-boyfriend had a goatee and I had never dated a guy with one before and had no idea how prickly and sexually devastating it would be. He told me "no guy would go out with you if you didn't shave your legs" (mine were smooth as a baby's behind) and refused to shave his beard because "It would take him months to grow it back" and didn't believe me that it was difficult for me to french him with it. "If you don't love it, why'd you go out with me in the first place?" he cried. I wanted to say "because I didn't realize how bad it would be [due to my inexperience]", but instead jokingly said "good question". Despite my pleading for him to shave, he accused me of being unaffectionate, rather than acknowledging the real problem.

Because I look for a man who offers whatever the previous boyfriend didn't, my next boyfriend had an italian-born grandpa and grew up kissing his dad on the cheek. He said he knew exactly how scratchy it felt and would time his shaving to give me the softest kisses and would love me no matter if I shaved my legs or not because he liked me for who I am. When this boyfriend with the scratchy-faced italian-american dad insisted that I get down on my knees and beg him to marry him, I promptly bought him a diamond. We are broken up now, but WHAT A CATCH! He told me when he went to Italy, his cousins kissed his cheeks too. I really like European men who kiss their dads on the cheek. Two is not a large enough sample to generalize but... they seem to be better at masculine/bedroom skills.

Ski_Mistress, I have to admit I did wonder about Wear The Fox Hat,

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I presume everyone has considered the possibility that this has all been an elaborate troll, perhaps even written by a teenaged boy? Stranger things have happened on the internet ...

I certainly know nothing about this individual, and have never noticed any postings under her alias on any of the skiing forums until her sudden emergence on dcski.com a few days ago.

Tom / PM

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Physicsman, excellent point, although the 'just conversation' and 'making out in front of the fireplace' sound fairly female. For well-to-do, 'her' spelling is indifferent, certainly not up to St. Albans' standards.

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Given her location Physicsman, perhaps you could arrange to meet up and give her the snowHeads seal of approval Question

There is a jumble/swop next weekend, maybe a group pic if she's shy?

You know it makes sense.

comprex - Possibly, but I'm not convinced.

PG - I'm not sure that conducting a probe of someone named "Ski_Mistress" falls in the job description of a married, pushing-60, university professor (especially the married part). Wink

Personally, I think this task is more appropriate for someone younger like Comprex, who, I'm sure, is well qualified in such matters and also lives nearby. Hum, I suppose we could form an investigatory committee.

Very Happy

Tom / PM

Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:

Physicsman, see my much earlier comment with regard to 60 year old drag queens, but please no

A snowHead

ski mistress - if you are genuine please offer some proof of who you are as DGO has bared his soul and its only fair!!. A photo or PM would be a good start.

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hibernia, I'm not worried Laughing

besides I haven't truly bared my soul, at least not yet Wink

Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

DG Orf - Just come into this thread and can't be bothered reading 6 pages of banter.
What happened to the 2 cuties you were snuggled up to on your website? Swedish I seem to recall.
Seems to me you are fishing in the wrong waters when you already had pretty rich pickings there.
Anyway you've sold me on the idea of the Jungfrau so dish up the deal with this hotel. Where is it? What's it called? How much does it cost etc.

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This [img]C:\2a05.jpg[/img] is the only internet available picture I'll post given the nasty things dcski.com said about me, suspiciously well AFTER my post was deleted and without any supporting evidence Puzzled

. Also I don't want any stalkers to recognize me or psychos posting nude bodies with my face all over the internet porno sites.
I am a very petite woman and the laws in the US aren't all that protective/well-enforced at times.

For those of you who have posted your pictures and are serious about skiing with me, I am happy to privately send you a picture of me before we go.

As for my spelling, I'll be the first to admit I make these as well as grammatical errors. I even said I could be wrong with my metric conversion and math sometimes. This is exacerbated when I am tired ( I was up until morning out clubbing before my last post and was in a hurry to get to the car dealer), emotionally into what I am writing, or am in a rush. However, I really don't think I am too much worse than some others on this post. For email and such, I don't usually try too hard, but for important business documents, I have someone proofread. Perhaps since there are two other people in the DC area on this post, I'll hire them someday.

As for being well-to-do, I told you I only spent $825 on an 8-day Aspen trip (4* Gant condo, roundtrip airfare from DC, 5-day lift ticket, and Aspen advantage card). The card gave me $75/6 hours lessons and 15% off rentals. I only spent ~$50 for a child's rabbit fur coat at Saks Fifth Avenue (on sale by the time I stained my wool one mid-season) and $57 for the child's Columbia parka at Nordstrom because I bought the week before my Europe trip (in January) on sale. My parents did not spend their childhood indulged in lavish riches and I never went skiing until I was 17 and in college. In fact I would get yelled at for wasting food or ink and watched my father lose his job in the recession. The US economy is not that strong and last winter the dollar wasn't so strong against the Euro.

You are very narrow-minded to think that I had to have gone to St. Alban's (is this the Sherman Oaks, CA private school Paris Hilton went to?) to actually be who I say I am. I pay for my own ski trips and slaves, not "daddy". I also said I am not a yuppie (Young Urban Professional), because although I am in my 20's and have a strong career I lived in the country to start a family with the aforementioned italian-american boyfriend. I have moved since and he still has the ring, but he may have lost it, just for your curiousity.

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Michael B, Now if you had read the caption of that Picture you would have realised that both young ladies were the girlfriends of a Swedish friend of mine (yes he was good looking, fit and so on, no I don't have a current address for him, last I heard he was in Australia) One young lady was Finnish the Other German, my Swedish friend was taking the picture Little Angel

If you PM me with your reqirements for somewhere to stay, and when you'd like to be there I'll send you back some info as to suitable places along with some extra info

Ski_Mistress, the image needs to be on the internet for the rest of us to see it, your one is on your C drive Laughing

If you'd like me to post it on my Snowheads mugshots page you just need to mail it to me, address can be found on the Snowhead Pics web site

I've already made my comments on what I thought of the DCski spoilsports, no more needs to be said Little Angel

What is it with Americans , you all seem very suspicious of each others motives, is it that you just get more media coverage of stalking and photo manipulation stories or is there a genuine problem, which is why so many of you hide behind psudonyms ?

I don't give a damn about your education as long as you can hold a sensible conversation which is more than some of the people that I know can manage, I myself have had a very varied education in both Private and Government run schools.

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No reply yet from Ski_Mistress, I guess she must have been out clubbing again last night Cool

Or maybe catching up on lost sleep Toofy Grin

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Is the original ad still on display anywhere? Perhaps I might be excited. Twisted Evil

After all it is free

Sorry Terry , the sad people at DCski deleted it, apparently it was bringing their collective souls into disrepute, though I have no idea how they came to that conclusion Confused

If you ask Ski_Mistress, she may email/pm you a copy though I think she did for bootneck

yes she did email me a copy i'd happily forward it on to you with the permission of ski_mistress of course

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get her permission, and post it here!

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