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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Maybe I should rewrite my requirements now that we are on the 5th page of this entertainment................................ Let me see
Ok I'm looking for a companion who would like to go skiing (or boarding) in Wengen, Switzerland during the first 2 weeks (approximately dates not finalised yet)
This is because I've discoverd that I usually ski better when I'm skiing with someone rather than on my own, also I'd like to have someone to talk to during dinner etc.
Now having tried this with my friends a couple of times I have decided that female company is much nicer than male.... no really 
The ideal candidate would be a single female looking for a nice holiday location, they should ideally be anything from early intermediate to advanced skier who would be happy cruising long blue runs (easy standard) or going fast down fairly steep blacks (hard)
I'm not going to pay for you, though I may buy drinks or lunches from time to time as I do for all my friends, I will however get a very good deal on hotel accomodation (separate rooms) in the 3 star Hotel Alpenrose, depending on who's on duty I may also be able to get a good deal on ski and boot hire if you need it.
I'd prefer it if you were a non smoker, non vegetarian, social drinker i.e glass or two of wine at dinner maybe a few after dinner drinks, for my own ego it would be great if you were also tall, good looking intelligent, attractive and between 20 and 30 years old but I'm always prepared to compromise for the right person.
Once again please note that this position is offered to females only, if I wanted to go with another male I'd ask one of my existing friends to join me
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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bootneck
As I have been informed I am only allowed to post the "tweaked" form of my ad, I can privately email you the original. I am very excited! I have never been to France: perhaps we can do Courchevel? Or you can come to the US and do Colorado (I *hated* Winter Park/Mary Jane and it is NOT appropriate for our age group. Everyone is either 20 years older or younger than us, and they automatically pigeon-holed me as a "yuppie".) or Sun Valley, CA. Please post if you are serious. I would LOVE  to find someone who meets my criteria! All of my criteria are possible and have been said to be very fair/ non-hypocritical. Also on the dcski.com page someone even said I am basically paying for everything I am asking for.
D G Orf, I fit all your criteria except
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social drinker i.e glass or two of wine at dinner maybe a few after dinner drinks
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Although I must say the hot chocolate I had in St Mortiz was *to die for*!
Masque, I think you are over-imaginative in your ideas of me. The whole point was to avoid sleeping with someone and any freaky behavior (you must not have read the original ad). My legs get sore after skiing so I wanted to give and get an apres-ski massage. When you walk from an outdoor jacuzzi back to the lodge you are cold and there are standard techniques for aiding a person with hypothermia including being close to another warm body. So I included the option of snuggling by the fireplace in exchange for the requirement of "keep me warm". I think you will be thoroughly disappointed when you read my posting. The slave thing was because, due to a car accident I have a disc herniation in my back, which in conjunction with being 100lbs, it is very difficult for me to lift heavy objects. Slaves are often depicted as hot males with lots of muscles (often scantily clad, which goes with my jacuzzi perk/speedo req) doing physical labor. The definition in the US includes "drudge, toiler" which is the effect of someone of my unfortunate physical condition's idea of lugging skis around, but doesn't seem to be a problem for people of normal/non-disabled health.
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mmm St Moritz... yuppie... never crossed my mind 
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Ski_Mistress, My dear, what makes you think that a moderately (or is that morally) damaged, skanky old refugee boarder like me would meet any of your ‘requirements’. Dream on girl, though I do look better than Fuxup (WTFH) in black tie, but then I even look better than him on skis. 
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who would be happy cruising long blue runs (easy standard) or going fast down fairly steep blacks (hard) |
And where in Wengen would you find steep blacks???
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Masque, but what would she say if she saw you in a kilt?
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Probably that I should iron my knees.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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women dont like guys that bend over backwards so quickly!
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They prefer ones who bend them over backwards, quickly?
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There are better opportunities out there for a man of my calibre.
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Like this for example.
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They prefer ones who bend them over backwards, quickly? |
Well some do - but theyre not really ladies
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You know it makes sense.
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Nadenoodlee, fair point. But "ladies", like "gents", are toilets.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Elizabeth B,
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And where in Wengen would you find steep blacks???
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Well I'd say the Slalom course down to Innerwengen is fairly steep and black, as is the end of the Lauberhorn run and Gummi Nord, then over at Murren thyere's the run down from Piz Gloria and the Gun Barrel and I seem to recal there being the odd steepish black over at First I'll ignore Oh God and Black Rock as they only get nasty if they freeze over 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Masque, are you still taking drugs?
Do they give you delusions of adequacy?
Once you've spent a day skiing in full formal gear, then we can resume the argument. 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Foxy, I take it that for full formal gear, you mean; kilt, sporran, socks and dirk but no knickers. That would be a sight.
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David@traxvax, no that wouldn't be a sight! 
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Foxy, I take it that for full formal gear, you mean; kilt, sporran, socks and dirk but no knickers. That would be a sight.
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Not one to follow when schusssing, one thinks.
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Definately one to be careful of in a fall 
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skanky, what the ???? are you on about?
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D G Orf, okay, I'll give you the slalom one. The others maybe black, but are they really that steep?
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Nadenoodlee, which post?
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skanky, all of them!
NOTE TO ALL: I'm from Ireland, not Scotland!
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Elizabeth B, I think Gummi Nord is the steepest but it's also the shortest and probably the narrowest, the end of the Lauberhorn is a couple of degrees steeper than the slalom and is usually more icy, as for the others no not quite as steep but they could still give you problems
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DG - Be careful what you wish for, it may just come true!
I would stick with skiing with blokes if I were you. In my experience, skiing with female friends is a recipe for disaster unless they are of the same standard as you, if not then you just get the blame every time they fall over for taking them down something that is "too steep".
Before everyone jumps down my throat, I'm not saying that I dislike skiing with women, just that if you ski with a female companion who is not as good as you, it is much the same scenario as trying to teach them to drive, and about as successful.
From bitter experience I now prefer to go skiing alone or with friends who I know that can ski. If I absolutely have to take a girlfriend with me, then unless she is a confident intermediate, she goes in ski school.
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You know it makes sense.
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Kramer, I've never had any problems skiing with anyone of any standard, when I went with my friends we went for a month, they had had exactly 3 lessons of 2 hours each, by the 2nd day they were skiing happily on red runs and by the end of the week they were confident enough and skilled enough to attempt almost any of the runs including the blacks the only extra teaching they had was what I taught them, I've also skied with women before and never once have I had a complaint about where I went on the skis, I adjust my skiing to suit my companions, I do not expect them to have to ski to suit me
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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| Kramer wrote: |
| In my experience, skiing with female friends is a recipe for disaster unless they are of the same standard as you, if not then you just get the blame every time they fall over for taking them down something that is "too steep". |
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| If I absolutely have to take a girlfriend with me, then unless she is a confident intermediate, she goes in ski school. |
Kramer, I used to date a girl who wasn't a confident intermediate. I would NEVER suggest that she had to go to the ski school. She wasn't the same standard as me.
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She was an Aussie downhill racer.
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Poster: A snowHead
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So the truth is out Foxy, you're attracted to 'fast chicks in tight pants'.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I presume you are just trying to wind everyone up with this -
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I would stick with skiing with blokes if I were you. In my experience, skiing with female friends is a recipe for disaster unless they are of the same standard as you, if not then you just get the blame every time they fall over for taking them down something that is "too steep".
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Kramer,
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DG - Be careful what you wish for, it may just come true!
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Oh how I wish ...
Nope didn't work, now I guess we'll see later what Ski_Mistress, will say
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Ski-mistress
I'll pm my email addy so i can see this advert didnt realise you where paying too wow free hols the criteria must be steep
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bootneck, you trollop! You better pray you look dam fine in those 'Speedo's'.
And I think you'd be best served to post a picture here of yourself in them to gain the benefit of our impartial advice.
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Seldom do I wholeheartedly agree with Masque, but I think in the interests of D G Orf's entertainment within his own thread, we should keep these affairs as transparent as possible. 
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trollop hey speedo's didnt they get banned for crimes against humanity didn't know you could still buy them they must be responsible for putting more kids in therapy than anything else. Would any self respecting man wear speedo's when it's cold never mind any other time. Please note that i havent seen the ad yet and may be so far from the criteria also my previous post about DG getting fixed up first i've even asked a few female friends for him
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Ohhh . . . Kay (I know I’m going to regret this) . . . just what is it you want to lift and separate?
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FAQ
It so happens that I was fortunate enough to find a companion such as DG is seeking (although not tall enough for him) to share some holidays, and she is a boarder 
, though there are indoor pools, sauna's and so on at some of the other hotels which are available to non guests at those hotels, the Alpenrose does however have a nice open log fire 
oh dear do they do wonder speedos 