only if each and every one of them has an S1 transciever- you as well- anything else would be stupid- you wouldn't catch me hucking 10' cliffs with 9 newborn children strapped to my ankes with perished rubber bands let alone 150' cliffs with anything else.
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ed123, I disagree. An old bit of orange rope tied to your boot and coiled up your trouser leg should be more than adequate. Only poofs use transceivers.
Axsman, I think your only allowed to use the term 'poofs' if you are a poof, I think it's law now as poofs tend to get a bit precious if someone who isn't a poof calls them a poof. I'm sure JB... will be along to enlighten us later between tea breaks. ps I don't know if you have to be a practising poof or good at it for it to count though.
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ed123 wrote:
only if each and every one of them has an S1 transciever- you as well- anything else would be stupid- you wouldn't catch me hucking 10' cliffs with 9 newborn children strapped to my ankes with perished rubber bands let alone 150' cliffs with anything else.
Jees, you trying to kill them all? Deffo go with the M2's, my guide told me.
After all it is free
After all it is free
Shimmy Alcott, but that is because the M2 was tested on babies buried 5m deep in 1997... things have moved on.
My new S1 has just arrived - so obviously these are the best.
paulio,
just get on and jump off the ...ing cliff already
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paulio,
just get on and jump off the ...ing cliff already
Remember paulio, that should be considered as expert professional advice , just check with any medico legal specialist!
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paulio, gone chicken?
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Joke?
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You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
You've got no problems mate as long as the snow is deep enough. Record breaker Jamie Pierre landed on his head and was pretty much fine, although it took three guys about 45 mins to dig him out. I think attaching newborns to your feet is probably wise as in his case the wind resistance on his skis pushed him upside down, maybe a few babies would weigh them down. Probably better to go for rope though instead of rubber bands.
Anyway here's Jamie Pierre's record breaker - should probably warn you he's a bible basher, although it looks like all his praying might have actually paid off!
monkey1, when he made that jump - stickers started appearing around JH saying
"Jesus would have Stuck it"
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Haha - I might have to get stickers with that printed on them for my skis!
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Ayrshire Andy wrote:
Axsman, and, if in France, wear a high visibility jacket.
paulio, it's better to hire - the carriage for 9 newborns is steep (especially on Ryanair) and you can always change them in resort if conditions change.
I find that they can often be had for free... left outside supermarkets as some sort of special offer complete with prams and often matching accessories.
I remember one year that there were two that looked the same in some kind of double buggy. Great for each foot as the flex is evenly matched.
paulio, Money saving tip, newborns have poor vision anyway so don't waste money on goggles. Clear Sellotape bound round their heads will be much cheaper.
paulio, I'd go with Axsman on this, In fact if you gaffer tape them facing inwards around your abdomen they will avoid harmful UV exposure and function as effective body armour and insulation for you!
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make sure you have a couple of extra chubby ones at the back to protect your spine
After all it is free
After all it is free
Axsman,
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*Ryanair advise passengers that there is a £10 charge per infant per journey, and a further £10 per in flight nappy filled.
well, at least you save on the return leg...
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Should I take my own tiny fragile infants, or hire some in resort?
Pick then up for free on the first day of ski school by posing as an instructor!
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Scarpa wrote:
I remember one year that there were two that looked the same in some kind of double buggy. Great for each foot as the flex is evenly matched.
That would be a Twin Tip then.
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Great stuff thanks guys. One final question: how many spoof threads should I create that lampoon these questions?
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paulio, I don't know - let's ask the snowHeads
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paulio, I think your spoof threads should be roughly equal to the number of threads phrasing the original question, so in the case of Helmets, probably another couple of hundred.
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