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It's entirely possible that the central figure to this may well have joined snowHeads since we all got back from Livigno last week - I did mention the site at some point. I make no apologies for this either way.

The person in question is an "experienced" recreational skier, although I have no evidence of this as I didn't see him ski.

His claim:

That his GPS rolling eyes clocked him skiing at 98 mph............on a red run..........straight-lining..........on a pair of twin tips..........of 158cm length.

By his admission, these are not the most rigid skis, though reasonably so. Some of the other guests also raised an eyebrow at this claim.

Possible, improbable, likely or fantasy?
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98 kph is quite possible. Actually speeds into three figures in KPH are possible. wink
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BS, plain and simple.
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Maybe he needs to calibrate his GPS! Or it may have been a severley undergraded red run, Been cloked at just over 105kmph on a pair of all mountain and 115 on a pair of race skis but both on a specially prepared speed track.

I know some of the twin tip guys can gun it but that does seem a tad ott? He should have went the whole way and said he was riding switch Toofy Grin
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clocked him skiing at 98 mph
= 157.71kph
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Improbable IMV. 98 kph would be more believable. Laundrette #1 has done about 95kph on blades.
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Mark Hunter, Two of the Axsettes clocked 93 Kph through the radar speed trap at Wengen. 98 Mph seems a tad farfetched to me.
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laundryman, 95kph on blades? Can we have some sense here please. rolling eyes
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What's a KPH?
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Was watching a youtube vid last night of one of the pros giving a detailed commentary on the Lauberhorn. I think he claimed about 90mph at the fastest point. To put that in perspective, skisimon reported about 90kph (on axsman's GPS, and starting from standstill) on the same section. Well actually the timing gear said 533.33kph, but it also said the same for ronald.

A poorly filtered GPS, with a poor lock can interpret the jumping around as a high velocity. I've certainly been on MTB, stopped to eat a banana, and reported velocity spikes that I'm not even capable of on a roadbike down a 25% gradient.

So taking that into account, I'd go with BS.
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
What's a KPH?


1,000 metres in 3,600 seconds
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The inaccuracy of GPS, which changes over time, means that spot speeds are likely to be hopelessly inaccurate. If the guy says that for a few seconds or so, his GPS clocked him at 98mph, he may be telling the truth (although his GPS isn't). If he's saying that over a run of any length his GPS clocked him at 98mph either he's wrong, his GPs is knackered or he's a liar.

Whatever the truth, he is one sad man. Why isn't he just sking instead of tossing around with a GPS device to see how fast he's going? Did he mention anything about the size of his willy?
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He might have hit 98mph if he had fallen off a cliff....but not on piste.....
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Ordhan wrote:
Maybe he needs to calibrate his GPS! Or it may have been a severley undergraded red run, Been cloked at just over 105kmph on a pair of all mountain and 115 on a pair of race skis but both on a specially prepared speed track.


We're talking Livigno here - much as I loved the place their run grading seems in the most to be over graded. I'm not sure I can recall a red that would have been long enough in all honesty.

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WC DH average 60mph and reach speeds upto 75mph on 217cm skis and 130/150 flex boots to control them. They struggle to fit in our Superfeet Custom chairs due to the size of the thighs required to maintain balance. Now, with that in mind, can we talk about this chap on his Snowblades again? Laughing
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Guvnor wrote:
He might have hit 98mph if he had fallen off a cliff....but not on piste.....


GPS is even less accurate measuring height, so a reported 98mph could mean anything.
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Mark Hunter,

Can't imaging those speeds possible anywhere in livigno
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Laundrette #1 has done about 95kph on blades.


Do blades not just melt at that speed! I think some people need to read the manual for there gps devices Very Happy
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nonsense i think he has mixed up his mph's and kph's.

speaking with an ex WC downhiller the fastest he has ever gone was 158 kph in wengen.
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Fastest I've managed on mine is 75.1mph, and that was down a steep black.
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Spikyhedgehog, how? Where? Presumably not measured with a GPS?
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johnboy, exactly!

SMALLZOOKEEPER, about 180cms and probably 60-65kgs. Not the biggest, nor most muscular guy I've met. Some of those high altitude, high speed winds that we had would have provided a forward momentum challenge.....
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Spikyhedgehog, what have you got 158 twin tips as well?
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, Ordhan, skimottaret,

The actual speed (at least as measured by GPS) was 56.7 mph (~90.8 kph - I got my mental conversion wrong), straight-lining the end of the Côte 2000 (Megève) Ladies' World Cup downhill piste. On the next run down, the same device clocked me at 56.4 mph (on "normal" skis).
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skimottaret wrote:
nonsense i think he has mixed up his mph's and kph's.

speaking with an ex WC downhiller the fastest he has ever gone was 158 kph in wengen.


Well 98 kph equates to 60 mph and I'm still not entirely convinced he'd have managed it. Oh, and this was achieved without wearing a helmet. Just to lob another grenade in.... Twisted Evil
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laundryman, 90 kph is very possible on skis and very insane on blades Toofy Grin Madeye-Smiley good effort, hope the piste was clear though Skullie
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skimottaret, for sure! snowHead

It's got a nice, safe uphill runout too. The compression takes a bit of absorbing though. Shocked
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I thought this was going to be a thread about fartbags!!
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Megamum, In a way, it is.
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The axettes' 93 kph was measured by the Wengen speed trap radar, a device renowned for its accuracy not withstanding the 533kph it recorded for skisimon and ronald.

A later attempt wearing my very handy and recently calibrated (against my car speedo) gps (richmond NehNeh ) clocked 'only' 87kph. clearly my GPS was under reading. Very Happy

No Axsettes were injured in the making of this movie, well apart from this one
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I did 98kph throght the Wengen trap several years ago and I think with a bit of effort could have got just over the hundred, but I would suggest that 98 mph seems somewhat optimistic, if it is indeed the case I suggest he tries out for the british ski team
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D G Orf, Laughing
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D G Orf, I would suggest he stays away from the GS and saves his energy for the BS!
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Axsman wrote:
A later attempt wearing my very handy and recently calibrated (against my car speedo) gps (richmond NehNeh ) clocked 'only' 87kph. clearly my GPS was under reading. Very Happy


What is this, 'Misintrepret Richmond and win a pair of Atomics' week (see flat light lens thread)? My comment was that spot speeds given by GPS devices are likely to be inaccurate, not speeds over a reasonable distance (many times the error margin).

Car speedos are inaccurate too, BTW, more so than GPS devices over a reasonable distance. You'd do better to calibrate your speedo against your GPS.
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richmond wrote:

Whatever the truth, he is one sad man. Why isn't he just sking instead of tossing around with a GPS device to see how fast he's going? Did he mention anything about the size of his willy?


Forgive me. I took the above to mean you thought using GPS's was in some way indicative of a character flaw or low moral turpitude. wink Laughing
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Axsman, nothing against GPS devices at all, I have two. I even use one of them. It's using them while skiing which is indicative of the problems you mention.
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Oh dear Mark Hunter, Marc Poncin (#1 GBR speed skier) will be most disappointed Sad
There was he thinking he'd done well to win the World Cup event in Sun Peaks earlier this month with a speed of 155.61 kph and then your 'pal' clocks >157kph on his twin tips Laughing
I reckon he should take his 1080's up to the Flying K in les Arcs and give them a proper run.



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