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Gorillathon on skis....

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Like dressing up? Live not far from Xscape Castleford? Nothing better to do on June 12th? Nature lover?

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The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund is looking for fun-loving skiers and boarders who are willing to dress in a full gorilla costume (which you can keep afterwards) to complete, between them, 100 miles of real snow piste in just 1 hour. We’ll provide the gorilla costumes, and jolly nice folks at Xscape have kindly donated full equipment hire and exclusive use of their real snow slope at Castleford near Leeds – but to complete this hair-raising challenge, we need gorilla loving, snow-sport enthusiasts!.

To sign up for Gorillas on the Piste call 020 7916 4974 or visit the link below for on-line registration...

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I'm sure there was a fascinating anecdote about 'Gorillas in the mist' in this thread earlier, but it's gone! Has it been moderated, or did the author have second thoughts?! (Just as I was about to write down the address too....) Wink


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
PG - It has been censored by the Piste Patrol. Arguably a bit non politically correct. Well more than a bit. And it was so I'm not complaining.

For your addressbook PG, the place was a sleasy bar called De Baffos in Mohandessin, Cairo.
The Seashell Inn in Bur Dubai, Dubai has another similar venue.
Not that I frequented them, you understand.
They were just famous for the thick smoke and the quality of the female clientelle. (Is this OK Moderators ?) Cool
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If you want to call fellow human beings gorillas do it somewhere else.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Indeed... please refrain from casting slurs on the good name of the gorilla
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I have no idea of what you people are talking about but it sounds really good! Twisted Evil
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
I can find Gorillas that ride motorbikes, but I'm unable to find a Gorilla that can ski.
So what do they do in the winter?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Snowboard? Twisted Evil
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There's a girl one here ...
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That's a FINE merkin! Shocked
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100 suited skiers, 100 miles in 1 hour. No problem. IF the lift capacity is high enough. Apologies to Slowplough for posing a teaser but have the charity done their sums for Castleford ? Is it really a challenge ? Or is the real challenge to get 100 sponsored 'gorillas' with the skiing as a bonus.
The Xscape web site doesn't seem have any relevant info on the lift or slope so we'll need opinions from the snowHeads who've already visited.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Masque, Interesting (and I think accurate) use of a rare and useful word. I believe it to mean a pubic wig. It is also used to mean, by obvious association, what lies beneath in the female.

The last time I came across its being used was in relation to a costume drama that needed a nude scene. Said item was sported by a previously blonde actress.

Is it in use in the states? A lot of old terms survive there that haven't made it out of the seventeenth century here. Fall for example, and tempest.
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