Dear elp us, I swear to god I seen um gov, large as lift they were, an thats no lie, all dressed up in a blue jacket n all he was, like that there pied piper being tagged along by a huge great line of old people, gawd elp us one n all.
The first time ever SCGB swaning around Folgarida yesterday.
Look, I know we have graciously (although reluctantly) allowed some SH’s and their Buffs to swan around our pristine slopes, but come on, the SCGB, maybe that’s just a little step too far.
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I agree
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Ok, feel sorry for you that you have to share the hill with the unqualified and the old.
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I used to ski with the sKGB reps in Soldeu, frequently just the two of us having a ball, skiing where we shouldn't, crawling out of the mountain top bar at 4pm after a day of wind and zero visibility etc etc, but YES! i see what you mean, every time I see sKGB reps in France, they are accompanied by persons of an older generation shall we say?.
I have skied with one of these groups before and the reps timetable for the week is varied ie some blue days some black & mogul days but the same group turn up each day and the same intermediate runs are done.
After all it is free
After all it is free
Wayne, There's no mention of Folgarida on the list of resorts that have SCGB leaders - could it be a Freshtracks job ? As far as I can see it's only Cervinia and Sauze that have leaders.
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blue jacket you say? a cunning disguise after we'd all got used to green. is their any end to their perfidious ways?
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Wayne wrote:
Look, I know we have graciously (although reluctantly) allowed some SH’s and their Buffs to swan around our pristine slopes, but come on, the SCGB, maybe that’s just a little step too far.
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Wayne, There's no mention of Folgarida on the list of resorts that have SCGB leaders.
The following is a certified transcript of the initial police on-slope interview with the witness. The witness being currently un-named although sources say he was wearing a red suit and had a distinct Gallic twang.
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Elo, Elo, Elo, what’s awl this then. Been seeing things have we. Gor lumy, on my way ome I was, and then this, what a palava if I do say so myself. Right then, whats gone on then.
Well guv, it’s like I said, large a life and there’s no lie, all blue he was an follerd by a bunch’a crumblies.
Hmmmmmm, sounds like you may be onta somit here my lad. Theres been reports o them guides in some areas but not round these parts afor. Mind you, strange thing is they don’t call emselfves guides no more, somit to do with the Frenchies, but, guides or no, Sergeant Admin will want a report.
I told ya I seen em, large as life, runnin wild they was, skied a bit then stopped, and guv the right odd thing was when they stopped they all lined up next ta each ufer.
Lined up you you say, well thats them then, bang to rights. I seen that sort of stuff afor, long time back, afor your time laddie, dark days, mark my words, dark days, thought we’ed got em all, but seems not. Maybe they have started to breed again and their just trying to extend their territory.
Breed guv, what’s all that then
None o your cheek now lad, off you go then, you leave this to the professionals now, you’se done’a good turn but don’t you fret, we’ll get em, Hmmmmmmm, lined up you say, o well they’s done up like a kipper n bang to rights, Sergent Admin was one of em who took em down last time, an he thought he’d got em all. Not going to be appy when he hears about this. Oh well, go on then f**k off now lad, and keep this stum and buttoned, ya got me.
Yeah guv, I heard about how that old Sergent Admin took em down a while back, he’s my hero, one day I’m going to get one o them there buffs and some woppin great fats and be just like im, gor the girls’l go for me then. Phwor aye, hav some.
Oi, told ya, now sod off. Dressed in blue was he and an lined up you say......., dark days, dark days, best get me rifle out o the attic.
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Transcript ends.
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