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Tiger Woods hits a hole in one with Lyndsey Vonn

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miranda, you'll be telling us to stop having arguments about whether ninjas would beat pirates in a fight next! Shocked
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miranda wrote:
It's never going to happen, so we'll never know.


At this very moment, Red Bull has it's "event imagineers" scouring the internet for its next stunt. Red Bull Eiger Tiger has a certain ring to it? Of course davidof would have to wingsuit or speedfly down the North Face while Tiger tees off through the Eigerwand window at him & Lindsey is allowed to take the train up because her leg's a bit hurty. Tanner Hall would do it but he died.
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I think we are more likely to get a definitive answer to the ninja/pirate question Laughing
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I have seen Lindsey in real life, luckily not in swimming suite

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miranda, they are all just jealous because another guy got the bird they've been ogling. wink
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Miranda it's not I would be ice hockey player, so basically i play hockey just as much as they do... 2 or 3 sessions a year more or less doesn't really make much difference Wink
Pam I'm pretty sure that's main reason Smile Too bad there's at least 50 other girls in WC that look a whole lot better. So imagine how it would be if he would start dating someone really nice looking Very Happy
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Oh ok, I didn't take from your post that the world's top skiers were regularly playing ice hockey. Anyway, Lindsey Vonn is fat and not that pretty so, frankly, whatever...
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miranda wrote:
Lindsey Vonn is fat and not that pretty so, frankly, whatever...


It's good to see feminism is alive and well!

This is one of the better online arguments I have read. To throw my two pence in I think Vonn would beat David (assuming she could ski round his massive ego!).

But more importantly assuming the fight was on land and equal numbers then the Ninjas would clean up, if the fight were to take place on a ship then I think the odds might tilt in the pirates favour (it's a different type of fitness to fight on sea).
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The real question is when Tiger starts cheating on Lindsey, will she be better at hitting him with a golf club than Elin was? The other question is where will Lindsey end up if she tries to escape to Slovenia after braining Tiger with his golf clubs or her crutches?
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I think if Lindsey met David in his Pirate costume (see below) she would want to make love and not war. Tiger would be history ......

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The other question is where will Lindsey end up if she tries to escape to Slovenia

Sri Lanka, Estonia, Slovakia... unless she comes with US army which will invade us after we won't be able to pay $1mio/person... then she would probably end up in Norway. US army navigation devices don't include countries without oil, and since Slovenia has no oil, Norway is probably closest place they will find on their navigation and bomb Very Happy
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airbornebadger wrote:
miranda wrote:
Lindsey Vonn is fat and not that pretty so, frankly, whatever...


It's good to see feminism is alive and well!!


It's good to see that, in a thread littered with bitchy comments about Vonn's appearance, you pick on the one comment made by a female! wink
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miranda, fair shout, but deluded middle aged men (who also think they can out ski a W/C racer) commenting on women's appearances are ten-a-penny.
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airbornebadger, if you thought about the rationale you have just used, I'm sure you could see how that could really wee wee off those who dislike sexism. Laughing

ps, the post of mine you originally highlighted this morning was in fact a sarcastic response to much of the cowdoo that had gone before it.
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miranda, I prefer to think of myself as a misogynist sociopath, sexist is so 1990's Twisted Evil
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http://euronews.com/2013/05/07/tiger-s-gone-on-vonn-as-pair-appear-in-public-in-new-york/
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Well looking at that video clip 2 things occur to me, one LV looks very good in a dress and not at all fat and 2 she seems to be walking normally so is hopefully making a good recovery
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Oh dear:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tiger-woods-gets-tipsy-embarrasses-lindsey-vonn-at-met-gala-afterparty-201375
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HA! the sack of poo-poo has been caught shagging hookers again and her lovliness is back where she should always have been, nowhere the tw@t.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/lindsey-vonn-refuses-to-talk-about-her-split-with-tiger-woods
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She's dumped the rat . . . Twisted Evil Now how can I lose 70lbs, 30 years and gain 50 million squids . . . answers of the back of a blank cheque please.
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@Masque, If you can ski her off the hill you'll be fine. Just don't mention golf wink
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Maybe....just maybe, this David guy was joking....
Not sure if I'm being delusional or anything but the odds are so heavily against him that maybe he is just being ironic.
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