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AAAAAAAGH! . . . admin
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Masque, I often don't really know what you mean - this is one of those times.
It seems like you're expressing something a bit rude but... would U?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
admin, we tried so hard to let this thread wither on the vine . . . and you just pruned away and let more sunlight in Evil or Very Mad

Interesting sunlight all the same wink but I'm not sure the fruit is particularly edible for many . . . Twisted Evil

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admin, I thought it was a really interesting post.

Masque, pot, kettle! Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Really Masque, no one has to read any thread that they don't want to - it's not like the topic title keeps changing to trick U into entering where U dare not go.

What we have here is:

Tea Club Stooge: Slightly desperately trying to pimp their [only slightly dead] parrot.
Sorry, did I say 'parrot'? I meant 'forum'.

CG: being variously funny/interesting/nit-picky/borderline-obsessive (though not nearly as badly so as he has in the past)
Various Tea Club reps: fighting the official "SKGB Enemy number One" by trying to goad CG into giving into his less funny side (with varying degrees of success).
Various snowHeads: popping in to read it.
Various snowHeads: popping in to read it and then posting that they're tired of reading it Confused - er... so don't then!
It's not as if it's on your book club reading list!
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admin, forgive me for attempting to pee on your BBQ . . . Madeye-Smiley


ooooOOO Shocked does that mean Timmy the Turd Toned is fair game . . . or do I have to beeehave rolling eyes
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Can I download a kindle version of the discussion please for those long airport wine fests while waiting for the Liverpool flights? wink


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No Masque, no-one is 'fair game' as that would be un-snowHeadly.
It is not nice to be abusive, even for fun.
Unless it's Shuss in Boots because that's super-funny and anyway, she thinks that if we're not mean to her face, we're probably being meaner behind her back - so really, we only abuse her to reassure her... cos we care, see? Little Angel


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No Masque, no-one is 'fair game' as that would be un-snowHeadly.
It is not nice to be abusive, even for fun.
Unless it's Shuss in Boots because that's super-funny and anyway, she thinks that if we're not mean to her face, we're probably being meaner behind her back - so really, we only abuse her to reassure her... cos we care, see? Little Angel


People show themselves for who they are - let them do so... and try to show the best U that U can Wink


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maggi wrote:
admin, I thought it was a really interesting post.
Thank U maggi, I thought it was an interesting story too Smile
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admin, I am very caring.
Especially about Shuss in Boots; I care so much I sometimes even post photo's of her that would otherwise be downright embarrassing for the person concerned wink
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maggi wrote:
admin, I thought it was a really interesting post.

Me too! That, taken together with this thread being started by an employee of the SCGB pretending not to be, is really quite funny for just how crass SCGB is/have become.

I think it's remarkable really how few people have actually been banned from snowHeads and how few threads or posts are censored for reasons other than spamming. The system of light moderation seems to work pretty well here. I don't think any other ski forum will ever be able to truly able get off the ground in the UK just because the sheer weight of numbers, therefore posts & information, lies here. Well done team, especially admin Little Angel
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You know it makes sense.
Great stuff. Especially admin's use of the spoiler function. Very Happy
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cathy, I would give you a hefty +1 on that if I weren't so busy feeling cared for.... rolling eyes Laughing
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Busy day? Smile
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admin, At least you and Winterhighland were on "solid ground" so to speak in using the phrase "ski club" (which the SCGB's own trademark explicitly stated that they made no claim to! Laughing ) . However, I wouldn't be surprised if the Wimbledon White house sends a tetchy missive to a certain commercial operation in Quebec ... Toofy Grin
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Busy day? Smile


I see the Snowhead Towers Tardis is still working. wink
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In another hobby/interest, in which I partake, we scan those legal threat letters, and make them available to every member Smile Of course the person that coughed up £50 to have each legal letter sent gets pissed-off, and one even then sent a letter threatening libel because we were making false statements putting him in a bad light. Pillock... we had framed all the letters! We were more than happy to un-frame them and file them as evidence. Actually 1 friend did, and earned himself an undisclosed sum in excess of £19,999.99 Wink


Liking the way that all the mildly amusing content has come from those without the "Comedy" prefix to their name Wink
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That, taken together with this thread being started by an employee of the SCGB pretending not to be, is really quite funny for just how crass SCGB is/have become.

He who is without stones etc. Wasn't so long ago that a number of snowHead s were signing up to Snivel merely to make some jolly fun. Obviously it didn't start 16 pages of comedy gold there though Toofy Grin
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thegnomewithnoname, Love that text to movie app. May I ask where you got it? snowHead
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Excellent faction drama --- should be retitled Ski-enders ! I do hope the sprog aka OP hasnt been fired -- I'd shake their hand and say thanks.

The SKGB should ask Admin for some advice on the concept of inclusive Community and Piers Morgan on how not to point a semi-automatic at their feet.

Feel sorry for those who have fairly and robustly defended the SCGB from the occasional mass attack though .... nothing like being let down by those you choose to defend.
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admin, I'm a bit late with this, but great work! Very Happy

I wonder how many unique visitors this thread has generated to the SCGB Chat forum..
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Boredsurfing, I did pop over a couple of times . . . bit like visiting a proctologist's office. Everyone knows where it is and what is done, but no-one want to be seen there.
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Agenterre wrote:
Feel sorry for those who have fairly and robustly defended the SCGB from the occasional mass attack though .... nothing like being let down by those you choose to defend.
That is a bit sad isn't it.
Back in the early days, one of the people who really stood out on this front was achilles.
We all
Including, it would seem, the SKGB themselves, at last
know that MO day was handled really badly, causing mass chagrin within the group of snow-heads who went on to make up the early ranks of snowHeads. Quite naturally, under such a circumstance with the mob all-riled-up'n'all, criticism didn't always remain on the right side of 'reasonable'.
I recall achilles as a voice bravely speaking up when criticism of the SCGB became unfair. He didn't however, get into the emotive sniping we tend to see from some of those with more 'invested' in The Club - respect.

All the better when I eventually met him and thus, having acquired the ability to overlay his tone of voice to what he wrote, realised he wasn't a grumpy ol' bugr after all but actually really funny - amused respect!
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Hip-hip hooray for achilles - somebody should point him in the direction of this well-deserved tribute. (Sadly, I don't think he likes me, as he sees me as being responsible for his malaise after the first vodka party. Which of course I wasn't.) The thing I miss most about the old Ski Club forum is his occasional 'poem for the day' or, more usually, 'for the night'. I wish he would do that here. I also hope he doesn't abandon the forum when he stops skiing.
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You know it makes sense.
Pedantica, agreed. There were some things about the old forum that were missing on here. Johnboy's farming thread was another I used to enjoy.
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Pedantica wrote:
Hip-hip hooray for achilles - somebody should point him in the direction of this well-deserved tribute. I also hope he doesn't abandon the forum when he stops skiing.
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admin, very fair points.

The Ski Club have been utter idiots so many times. Starting this thread, the Cease & Desist stuff you got a year or so back etc are just dumb. For me, the Pistehors photo rip-off was one of the worst.
I've left for now because I don't need their insurance or to go on a freshtracks holiday this year, the magazine sucks and the discounts can usually be got somewhere else.

The chippiness of the SCGB towards sH is sometimes mirrored nicely in the attitude of some snowHeads, who just can't let MO day go, or have a totally inaccurate and stereotypical view of what SCGB members are like.

However to challenge DG is not to be pro-SCGB, as those who remember his anti-snowHeads threads here will recall.

We've seen him return after spells away on a few occasions over the years. What we usually see is:

An initial jokey friendly and interesting phase. Which we all like and welcome.
Slow deterioration of quality with lame puns.
Slow resumption of the usual obsessions... (T&Cs of snowHeads, Anonymity, the importance of his "journalism", etc etc)
Increasingly weird advice on Safety, ignoring evidence.
More hurt directed against those who have been in charge of the SCGB since they stopped publishing him.
A tendency to post to those who argue against him (Lizzard this time) that he knows who they are... (like she hides it anyway...)
Deflection of any direct questions or requests for evidence etc etc

And the next thing it is 100 posts in a thread advocating red string...

In this thread he has specifically - without any real evidence - (correlation is not causation) - impugned a decent man.
When he does this - or when he misrepresents facts, figures and history, it should be challenged by someone.

Most of us - except PJski - tire of doing this.

Anyway - definitely 3 cheers for NZ. You can all blame him for me discovering snowHeads. Lets hope he sticks around, or changes his mind about stopping skiing. snowHead
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Comedy Goldsmith, another of my heroes. And I can't think of a more beautiful speaking voice.
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stoat of the dead, +1 on almost all points (although I am still a member as going on at least two Freshtracks trips this season). And NZ pointed me here as well.
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stoat of the dead, imho, quite a lot of Comedy Goldsmith's faults - which you outline pretty accurately - emerge when he is goaded, for instance with constant questions about his recent skiing or, even less acceptably, with allusions to his mental health. I wish people wouldn't do that. Likewise, if his posts just bore people, either don't open the obvious threads, or put him on 'ignore'. Problem more or less solved, no?
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Sorry Pedantica, but I think the evidence would be against you on that one - but I CBA to do the leg work to collect it.
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Pedantica, I'd agree about the Mental Health issues... and give my and your backgrounds we'd try and avoid such insinuations, but there is colloquially a difference between calling someone/something/a January sale "Mad" and saying someone has genuine MH issues.

I do think that when someone who hasn't skied recently - (and I am really glad to DG is on planks again) or refuses to disclose what skiing he currently does (as has happened in the past) - it calls into question slightly his authority to issue safety advice, or lecture others on transport etc etc.

I also think that just as racism and sexism should be challenged, (outside the Jokes thread) so should slander and inaccurate representation... Might you agree with that?
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stoat of the dead,
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I also think that just as racism and sexism should be challenged, (outside the Jokes thread) so should slander and inaccurate representation... Might you agree with that?


Yes
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Pedantica wrote:
The thing I miss most about the old Ski Club forum .


I didn't realise you'd been around that long. Name changes really confuse me!! Embarassed
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