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Shimmy Alcott wrote:
PJSki, safe to say I dont do SH ring licking - Im sure admin has an effigy of me and its not of the blow up kind!


Oh, oh, oh +1, +1! Laughing
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Shimmy Alcott wrote:
PJSki, safe to say I dont do SH ring licking - Im sure admin has an effigy of me and its not of the blow up kind!

OK Shocked there's an image even I'm wanting to forget
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
andy wrote:
Can we have a technicoloUr ranking system here too,

No. SnowHeads has its own classification system, courtesy of Axsman, here and below it, a helpful guide from horizon.
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blimey that brings back memories.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
andy, it always makes me laugh.

(OHOH, so did the thread about SKGB's holiday ratings. Monty Pythonesque or what? Laughing )
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maggi wrote:
andy wrote:
Can we have a technicoloUr ranking system here too,

No. SnowHeads has its own classification system, courtesy of Axsman, here and below it, a helpful guide from horizon.

Being relatively late to the SnowHeads party I hadn't seen that before Toofy Grin

Y'see that's where the SCGB go wrong (apart from not getting the internet) - they've forgotten that the "B" stands for "taking the pιss out of yourself"
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
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Comedy Goldsmith ....Maybe people just changed their nicknames, and the forum software picked that up?
Same happens on snowheads - when my username on snowheads changed to "Tomahawk Tone" from "TJon", all my old postings showed me under the new name.

On the other hand ..... ....yes! admin is deliberately adjusting my snowheads postings for his own nefarious ends. Just like the SCGB. It all makes sense now!!
Why was I so naive!!!

( gawd forgive me for getting dragged into this... rolling eyes )
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Comedy Goldsmith, a ufikgnic ilfe gte .. do re-arrange old boy.

You have so much to offer but do you really think more than ten of us can be bothered to work out the inferences? Of those ten , zero, zilc, h are influencers over those you wish to change.

Id love to hear how your attempts at being re-admitted are going.

PS .. Feel sorry for your kids ..
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Comedy Goldsmith, I can offer nothing .. a life (for you, your wife and kids) has to come from you.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Comedy Goldsmith wrote:
Agenterre wrote:
Comedy Goldsmith, a ufikgnic ilfe gte


I've got a f*cking wife.


Lucking U. It's usually the first thing they stop doing. Laughing
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Comedy Goldsmith wrote:
Agenterre wrote:
Comedy Goldsmith, I can offer nothing .. a life (for you, your wife and kids) has to come from you.


Coming from a "Fighter for Truth, Freedom and Equality", I guess that must be true.
In addition to family and marital guidance, do you do group psychology for passengers on doomed ships?


FWIW .. you misquoted the whole ( so you are obviously a journo) ie I look after myself / my own first.

Your obtuse reference to boating is just that ... obtuse.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Comedy Goldsmith wrote:
Agenterre wrote:
Comedy Goldsmith, I can offer nothing .. a life (for you, your wife and kids) has to come from you.


Coming from a "Fighter for Truth, Freedom and Equality", I guess that must be true.
In addition to family and marital guidance, do you do group psychology for passengers on doomed ships?


Okay, who here thinks he's finally lost it? {Puts own hand up}
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ive just heard that someone has just uploaded a link to this thread on the scgb forum .. Puzzled
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
limegreen1, what's the point of that. Imean,who will see it?
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
????? err, .......
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
MY GOD! we're back to bottom sniffing and growling rolling eyes

To all intents and purposes the SCGB forum is a floating corpse and no amount of chest thumping to either the victim or by the observer is going to revive it. Just let it decompose quietly and get on with making this growing midden . . . sorry, glowing beacon of sliding enthusiasm . . . THE place for all things recreational in our sport.

Might want a bit of a facelift if we do that, but this is already the no1 site for all queries snow related.

I'm sure that Dadmin has lots of developments planned here for the future in terms of functionality and trip organising where we might create a personal booking form template and diary for snowheads preparing a non-bash trip. Could even be searchable for peeps wanting specific dates or locations to join in with.

So much more can be added here to inter the self-inflicted, mortally wounded but venerable old club into the Wimbledon nursing home it already occupies . . . and there let it reside the remainder of its days in peaceful and quiet contemplation of its own stupidity for MO day.
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Masque, well said.
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Please give us an update on posts ?
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
The weird thing is that this thread compels me to go and have a look every now and then. rolling eyes Embarassed
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Smokin Joe wrote:
Please give us an update on posts ?


Hourly. Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Masque wrote:
Well I've had a wander around the august, vaulted and strangely scented halls of the SCGB's forums and they have all the activity and allure of watching a dog turd turn white . . . which may explain the odour . . . that or the neighbour's cat has left another pressie behind the sofa Evil or Very Mad


You say more about yourself than you do about the people you insult with posts like that.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I think the overwhelming smell is of mothballs. The equivalent smell in musical London is to be found in Wigmore Hall. As everyone who knows me is aware, I have no problem with that. wink
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richjp wrote:
Masque wrote:
Well I've had a wander around the august, vaulted and strangely scented halls of the SCGB's forums and they have all the activity and allure of watching a dog turd turn white . . . which may explain the odour . . . that or the neighbour's cat has left another pressie behind the sofa Evil or Very Mad


You say more about yourself than you do about the people you insult with posts like that.


+1, at least Masque's location appears to be accurate
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
richjp, tongue in cheek and the cat had left me another present . . . however the Club forum is a zombie and the the turd has/had more life in it rolling eyes

However your pearl clutching indicates you are a sensitive soul, may I suggest you gird your loins with stronger panties . . . Gore Tex gusset? . . . they may protect you from wetting yer'sen with the stress of reading my dross.


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Masque wrote:
tongue in cheek


Keep lickin' mate. Laughing
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hmmm the thread that refuses to die.

damn - even i'm contributing to its immortality
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Comedy Goldsmith, can we have a post update please.....I won't be able to sleep otherwise.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Comedy Goldsmith,
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I've been chat upon enough times on this thread

Laughing Laughing
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Comedy Goldsmith, those snow reports remind me of the old BBC Ceefax pages, which used to use exactly those phrases over and over again.
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Reading and re-reading 'wax up your skis' has a greater level of interest than this thread. It (this thread) does nevertheless have the compelling fascination of watching a slow motion train crash
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